My name is Jonathon Cooper and I fucked a raw turkey in a Walmart parking lot

My name is Jonathon Cooper and I fucked a raw turkey in a Walmart parking lot

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Y tho

i bet it was still cold you motherfucker

wrap it back up and return it

Nice.

There goes my hero

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Poor turkey. It got stuffed

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Nice job Jonathon Cooper

nice bro

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thats some nice pasta

is this necrophilia or beastiality?

Holy hell dude nice

Why'd you do it m8?

Haha hell yeah man. Pilgrim pussy.

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Hi Jonathan Cooper my name is Robert Pauson and I went to work today

The real question... what happens when somebody sees this who knows you?

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Oh I was in that thread when you did that.

Not sure why you're giving your first and last name though.

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Why would you do that?

You could have had sex with a lady in that parking lot instead

HI MY NAME IS JONATHON COOPER AND THIS IS JACKASS

I sure hope you returned it

next time fuck a live turkey in the walmart parking lot

Can you get salmonella that way?