TL;DR My Bisexual self wants to suck off my brother.
My brother is two years older than me, and is a total shut in.
Never had a girlfriend, only had one job. Has mental issues.
I feel bad he's never had the pleasure of getting a blowjob.
I want to give my brother a blowjob.
Give me advice.
Breathe through your nose.
I more meant, how to convince him to let me.
idk just tell him your going to give him a gay blowjob and post results
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literally go outside, it'll solve most of your retarded problems.
I'm thinking about sending him a photo of me in lingerie.
On "Accident"
lil bro ??
are you retarded?
Might as well go all the way and let him fuck you.
I absolutely would let him, if it wasn't so awkward bringing it up
start by coming out to him, it's important for him to know. then it's just like seducing anyone else, put yourself in the right situations and if he's interested he'll indicate it. once you've built up the groundwork you can outright ask to suck his dick.
My whole family knows I'm bi, and he's not exactly the easiest person to hang out with, prefers being alone, etc.
Has there been any sign that your brother is attracted to you?
Are you attractive?
Is there any sign your brother is bi or gay?
Are you attractive?
What makes you ok with this?
Are. You. Attractive?
Have you seen his dick before?
How and when did you realize you wanted to do this?
Try suggestively eating phallic foods in front of him.
that's great, if he prefers being alone then it will be obvious that you're trying to hang out with him because you want a dicking.
1.) Never really seen any signs that he's attracted to anyone.
2.) I've been told I'm attractive.
3.) My brother watches a lot of hentai, some of which is trap shit.
4.) I like to think I am.
5.) I'm a very sexual person, and honestly I just enjoy giving head, so treating my brother, who doesn't have a lot of experience in intimacy sounds nice, and kinda hot.
6.) Dude, like a solid 6.5/10 if I'm being honest. But confidence gets me the solid 7.
7.) Seen his dick many times, grew up together, we've walked in on each other jerking it before.
8.) One of the times he walked in on me jerking off, he came back later to tell me I was bigger than him, and ever since then I've wanted to compare at least, that led to me wanting to suck his cock.
Just be up front with him. Walk into his room and ask if you can suck his dick.
Good on ya being honest.
Describe how you would *want* this to go.
Then how things would be during and afterward.
I reccomend joining whatever online space he has and becoming friends first. It's easy to bring up sex as friends. Test the waters.
Fuck wish I had a brother like you.
If you walked in on each other jerking, then there's no harm in asking him if he wants to watch porn and jerk with together with you. From there it's easy to bring up a game or a bet or something. "How 'bout we jerk each other off? Stranger's hands always feel better! We could make it a race. Who cums first, loses and got to suck the winner off." Literally did this with my bro.
Text him just basic bs and act like you also got another guy your texting. "Accidentally" send your bro a racy bj text, "realize" who you sent it to then apologize to him but toss a joking 'you want one too?'
really sounds like you have the perfect opportunity to get some brother dick.
Just ask him if he's and incel, and if he says yes, then offer to fix it for him. Send it as a snap with sexy lingerie faggot. Post results
I WANNA SEE YOUR COCK OP
Or you can just suck my dick and it'll be less stressful
WTF
Let's see ur cock op
Do you have pics of your brother?
this, if hes fat, he can try a little bit
Can we see you in the sexy lingerie?
straight guy here, wtf does male lingerie look like?
Probably the same as female lingerie. So It's just lingerie.
> think he meant a man in girls Lagrange
a jock strap can be called lingerie in some instances
Dont think male lingerie is a thing. He's for sure talking about normal female lingerie
Well, jockstrap as lingerie it is then.
You ever been in a trap thread son
Obviously not, dont know how he manages to avoid them
(I'm gonna assume you two are still early in adulthood)
OP, just don't be an idiot and let lust get the better of you two. Don't let your parents find out about this. Don't give each other suspicious looks in front of your parents. Keep it secret. I don't know if they'll disown you two. It's best not to find out the hard way.
no balls, op, if you had any you'd livestream going into his room and sucking him off. bumping just in case.
I personally never had those experiences of “jacking off with your friends” or anything like that, though we did watch porn together one time when we were like 10. I do however think getting close and having situations like that would definitely build the tension. Also, having him walk in while your jacking off with something up your ass may do the trick of building interest. Lastly, why not a hentai style schoolgirl outfit? He likes it and you mentioned trap, so I’m sure it’d make him diamonds.
every time i see a trap thread i squint my eyes, scroll down and delete it from my memory as if i had one of those things from Men in Black, no joke.
Just be warned that even if you manage to pull it off and get his dick in your mouth, you may end up regretting it. This isn't some random fling you're only gonna see once. He's your brother, you're gonna have a relationship with him with the rest of your life. And whether the sex goes well or poorly, it'll affect that relationship in ways you can't undo if you don't like it.
(This message brought to you by a dumb faggot who made this same mistake with his step-brother many years ago).
Why? It's not like it's traumatic. It's just fags being fags.
Threads gonna die, huh? Wonder if OP went and did it?
Not if we keep it alive.
Well, op’s not responding. What do we talk about? Are you expecting me, a Sup Forumstard to keep a conversation goi with another human? Impossible.
He's probably out taking a shit. Not everyone takes their phones into the bathroom.
That’s true. Ehhh... I try not to unless I am at work trying to waste time.
Do you read or just sit there?
Usually I just mindlessly scroll through social media. If something looks interesting, I’ll read it, but otherwise I don’t have much focus and just try to let time pass by.
Oh I thought you meant you didn't shit with your phone.
Oh, no. I do when I want to waste time. Otherwise I usually just go and finish up. The time difference is staggering. Unusually 30 with.
ITT: OP is an incestuous sexual predator willing to fuck up his whole family to satisfy a kink
This oughta be fucking good.
Post your autist brother so we can see just what a fucking degenerate scuzzball you are.
This Wasn't me.
Anyway, I just sit and wait.
Bumps
>i want to suck off my brother
im goin to bed