Hey Sup Forums, so i'm about to go to prison for 3 years, any advice?

hey Sup Forums, so i'm about to go to prison for 3 years, any advice?
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What did you do?

If you drop the soap, just leave it.

Suck as many cocks as you can, morning, noon and night. You'll need those skills to get a job when you eventually get out

I was framed, so it's what I didn't do, and it was possession of child pornography, 10 counts, but state offer is dropping all but one count, which will allow me to only be a sex offender for 15 years,it might be worrysome to some but not me because I didn't do this, that's not who I am so I don't have to worry so I took the offer, being sentenced tomorrow

As far as anyone will be concerned you did it, so you should absolutely worry. You'll be lucky to make it through your sentence alive.

also I can prove I didn't do it, but because I didn't have the money to hire an expert to help me prove my point, I had to take the offer, otherwise be a sex offender for life for something I didn't even do

how would people in prison even know what I got in for unless i'd tell them? which would be dumb af lol

The screws will tell

Often times child pornography charges make the news and get shared on facebook, eventually they find their way intro prison.

Also first thing that happens when you get in prison is that they ask you what you did and why youre in. They have ways of finding out if youre lying.

OP probably saved loli pics on Sup Forums like a retard not thinking it violates pic related. Ofc, just because it isnt illegal doesnt mean it isnt wrong so have fun in prison OP

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>I was framed
Why not admit you're a pedophile that was caught?

Yeah, so if you're really innocent you shouldn't have admitted to the crime you should've gotten a lawyer. So you probably did that shit

no, I don't have the money for a lawyer. 10k

because i'm not

Um, you're going to be a sex offender for life.

What exactly was it you didn't do and how can you prove you didn't?

They'll want to see your papers to make sure you're not a child molester. Refusing to show, or not posting them for everyone to see, is grounds for getting beaten for being a child molester. They will literally kill you given half a chance.

Won't you be surprised when nobody there is guilty either.

If they keep beating you up and you want to die, make a shank, cut your face off, and put it in your cellmates hands, that'll fuck him up for life, and allow yourself to bleed out.


t.I've often imagined the most fucked up ways to commit suicide.

I've researched my state laws, one count leads to 15 years on the list, two or more leads to life on the list

Pepper thy angus

>I've researched my state laws
And yet you didn't get a court appointed attorney?

Shit b8 m8

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Read a lot of books to pass the time. And stop committing crimes.

>no, I don't have the money for a lawyer.
public defenders, bro

I did, the bitch didn't help, call her a public pretender.

Bullshit, pedo fag.

wtf dad, get off of Sup Forums

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They will find out what you did, be prepared to fight and be raped. This will happen to you for sure 100%. You will be jumped by groups.
Best bet, join a group of racists, admit you had porn of a minor. Do what they say. Workout everyday...

how the hell were you framed for 10 counts of cp?
also 15 years of being a sex offender and 3 years in prison will make it near impossible to find a job.
youre fucked

i'm a musician, don't have to worry about jobs

you didnt answer my question

>be 20
>college student at bottom pick college
>hate my fucking degree
>lonely and no gf
>wish i had an anthro fox gf
>ywn have her run up to the door to greet you everyday like an excited dog
>ywn laugh at her silly attempts to eat like a human when you take her out for dinner
>ywn comb her fur until it's nice and soft
>ywn get to see her wag her tail excitely when you talk to her
>ywn see her get embarassed when she smells like a wet dog when swimming or showering
>ywn get sloppy kisses from her
>ywn run your hands through her plush fur
>ywn hear her try to explain smells inperceptable to the human nose
>ywn snuggle with her as you two fall asleep
>ywn pull on her tail playfullly
I'll never get the love I desire from a busty fox woman. There are plenty of blonde girls who like me, but they aren't the same as a fox.

>going to prison for cp
shit sux lol

what's the address of the prison you're going to? I'll send you weird letters (and maybe some granola bars)

You’re gonna have to produce paperwork. Hopefully you’re not white or Hispanic. No matter what, you need to PC up and stay away from the gangs.

They won’t take him with that conviction. This is the worst advice possible.

Dump all of the nudes that you have of girls that you know, here on Sup Forums. That way you can go to an archive site and download them, if you lose your computer while in prison.

terrible suggestion
dudes going to prison for child porn
probably shouldnt be posting more of it here

I think I know who OP is, are initials WG?

if someone can guess who I am i'll kill myself and post it because ik you're all a bunch of sick fucks :)

nope

yeah dont post gay ass pics like that in prison

Shhhh!!!!!!! Let's get him on 10 more counts!!!!!

>kill myself and post it
logistics

Learn to love being sodomized.

Have a pair of those briefs made in stainless steel.

bitch tell us how you were "framed" for child pornography
and address why you didn't get a public defender

He's on Sup Forums. What do you think?

>if someone can guess who I am i'll kill myself and post it because ik you're all a bunch of sick fucks :)


We don't want you to kill yourself yet, it will be much funnier for you to do it in 4 years from now.............

Oh, look forward to things like this happening to you, ensuring everyone living anywhere near you, knows about your conviction. miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article236569998.html

he'll be lucky to only be sodomized
prisons arent kind to pedos

That's so fucking stupid

This is basically the justice system in America now.

Op is always a faggot so he probably did it but even if he didn't, if he's poor, he's fucked anyway.

Pic actually very related

You will be asked what you did inside. If you lie and they find out (and they will) you will pay for lying. If you tell the truth, you will also pay. They don't care for excuses, everyone inside has one. Innocent or not, it will catch up to you somewhere along the way. Best thing is to NOT make the mistake of associating with gangs (they won't accept you given your case and if they do and someone finds out...you'll be dog food). Also, be respectful, don't look like a push around, be useful in some sense. If you can offer a service (not your ass, faggot) that is coveted or helpful, then you'll get off lighter than most. Don't get in anybody's way, don't be nosy, don't be a snitch. Depending on what state you're in you might get sent to a unit full of people in a similar situation and you'll have a slightly easier time. Also dependent on which state you're in you might be under protection of the Safe Prisons Act which makes people liable for any harm they might do to you thus less likely that you'll get hurt. Lower security prisons are usually where they send first time offenders that are non-violent, so you might get lucky there too.

Should have had credit cards, I got in trouble years ago and put $10k on my credit card to get a decent lawyer and the outlook was much better.

i always thought that if at some point of my life i had to go to jail i would shave my head and get some shitty tats, and if got the time learn some boxing

Are you OP? Do you have a suicide plan, if so? How will you go out?

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How can a person produce paperwork? They walk in with nothing

You usually get to keep a few things. Paperwork is one of those things. If you don't have any and you raise suspicions or come in with a jacket (rumors following you) then someone will research you using their people outside.

Did 5 years in Walla Walla for armed robbery. You need to get in Punk City, pedofag in denial. You will certainly be killed in GenPop. That's protective custody. Ask it to be made a condition of your plea deal.

Stop watching movies. It doesn't always end up that way.

Bring in fake paperwork. What does it look like?

ask him about what happens to pedos in genpop

they won't let you bring in fake paperwork moron

It's the indictment papers or final ruling paper work that the court hands you. You are handed them IN prison. You can't have any fake ones mailed into you. Everything is checked in the mail.

HEAR HEAR!

I did five years. Saw pedos all the time. Most got beat up, checked, punked etc. But death was not the status quo. If they played their cards right they could live out a normal bid.

i've read enough quora prison stories that actually seem to show that people do not discuss why they're in. rape is very rare.

1. don't make eye contact
2. don't accept friendship easily (i saw this in a documentary where some young dork smiled when a guy serving him food was friendly and it was the worst thing he could have done because it made him look like a dumb bitch and he stopped smiling soon afterward)
3. don't accept any gifts
4. don't gamble
5. don't do any drugs
6. don't ever say the word "bitch" unless you're really trying to call someone a bitch and ready to kill or be killed (it's funny but one story was of a guy who just happened to use it too much and when he did, the wrong person turned around and took it personally)

you're not supposed to discuss why you're in there. i don't know if i can believe you. i read tons of long testimonials.

Don't believe me. Doesn't matter. Just trying to help the guy. No, you're not supposed to discuss what you did but most do. It's boring in there, people talk, people trust when they shouldn't. I'd suggest when people ask for your name to give them a nickname and stick close to it. Don't let people see your ID card or your prison number...but it's eventual that that info will get out especially if you're visibly suspicious or nervous.

It sounds like OP is self-surrendering. That's when they give him the papers? Why would OP need them? If the prison doesn't give him paperwork how can he prove his crime? He would have to get something from an attorney which could be faked

>did 5 years in prison
or
>read tons of long testimonials.
i wonder who to believe

5 year prison bid guy here....these are good rules. Eye contact when among strangers can be easily misread but in friendlier quarters avoiding it can also be a sign of weakness. Use tact, be reasonable, fair, and good to people and that will carry someone a long way.

Just get ready for daily rape and attempts to take your life. Other inmates will have a lot to gain if they kill you. It's automatic clout if they murder a pedo or chomo

They might or they might not. They didnt' give me any but people still asked and they still checked on their own. Guards or their families outside will cough up info on you. Guards give you straight charges and families outside have access to your charges on the prison's website.

>Um, you're going to be a sex offender for life.
Funny how that is. If you murder a guy then get out 15 years later, you're not a "murderer for life", people are almost willing to forget you ever did that.

Love it. That sheriff is fucking rad

literally on every job application they ask if youve been convicted of a felony, and they do background checks.
Pedos and murders will have that follow them their whole lives.

A lot of states are no longer allowing employers to ask this and most have a limit of 5 to 7 years on the question. I've known a lot of ex-cons that have jobs...yes, even pedos.

It's getting better but it depends on the Industry, I'm sure they can more easily be a laborer than an office worker.

nothing stop companies from doing basic background checks

getting a job as a felon is objective much harder

OH yeah, of course.

I know. I'm a felon. But it's not impossible.

>I was framed... and it was possession of child pornography
explain

OP still hasn't explained how he was "framed"

I don't even think he's here anymore.

"I didn't do it, so I pled guilty lol"

None of this is remotely true. Get a hobby

Cool, you have eyes.

Uh how did they catch you?

Why even say your were framed then retard? It's clear you know you weren't, yet you say you were and do not even elaborate?

Hey retard, i was pointing out the obvious. I'm not the OP. Fucking moron.

Don't break the law, nigger.

I was going to call you a faggot after not reading. But this is pretty sensible though

You Will be seperetad for general population and Will hang out with other sex offeders, of not ask for protective cell,

If non of these, and you dont want to be in a cell alone for 3 years, lie and say something beliveble like home invasion or robbery etc

As someone who have done 5 years for robbery Ive seen somethings happen to domestic voilence offenders that is enough to give you nightmares.

And sex offenders get even worse btw

>also kill yourself you pedo

Not him, but damn you're delusional.

Depends where he is. American prisons are notorious for beatings, torture, and killings. The UK and France are bad but not quite as bad. Northern Europe is fairly humane.

What happened to them? I'm not him but this is morbidly interesting.

he talks about researching state laws
hes in America
and hes fucked

One time at shower time, a guy who hit his sister and mother, cocky fat white guy was telling the story like an idiot and it didnt sit well with everyone, and after all of us whites gathered and talked about it 3 people were given a task to teach him a thing, so at night after everyone went to bed gaurds, 1hr check would start basically when we drink and smoke cigs or do drugs, the guy was called in to the toilet he strolled in like a summer day in the Fields, he got swept on the floor and beat so hard his front teeth fell out, and after about 3 min or so he got unconcious and when they stoped he had a seziur with blood eveywhere and a nice cut on his forhead, that lasted like 20 min for sure, and while that happend everyone was quiet as the 3 guys cleand up themself in the same space he lied on, And went back to smoke some cigs and drink boozze, when he woke up he ran to the door all dizzy and coverd from top to toe with blood and asked for assistance crying, and when he was standing at the door they yelled, dont snitch now, you still gonna comeback to get your stuff and we got lifers here,

Thats it i guess but been worse

I'm guessing this was in the US?