ITT Sup Forums-approved cooking show hosts

ITT Sup Forums-approved cooking show hosts

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there's this one with big boobies and a nice big smile and she's real sexy and nice and she's white with black hair and is maybe texan or something anyone know her name and if she has any nudes or anything?

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move aside, plebs
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Jack Scalfani

Sup Forums will love him

youtube.com/watch?v=03h5T_tiyx0

mommy...

Rachel is a cute! CUTE!
or Khoot, if you will

cooking show, but not really.

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How to cook fish and chips like Heston
>get potatoes from your garden. WHAT? YOURE GOING THE FUCKING SHOPS FOR THEM?! FUCK OFF TWAT
>get your fish from your local fishmonger and make sure its cold so its fresh. WHAT? YOURE GOING TO TESCO FOR IT? FUCK OFF TWAT
>fillet your fish
>cut your chips into irregular shapes, make sure theyre not identical or the meal is ruined
>now put the chips in a pan of dead sea salt water and slowly boil for 2 hours
>Now that you have practically chip shaped mash, put your chips on a tray to dry for 10-12 hours
>now put the chips in your restaurant grade chip fryer for roughly 4 minutes and 31 seconds. Any longer or shorter and the meal is ruined, if you dont have restaurant grade fryer dont bother and put the meal in the bin
>Now dig out your soda syphon from the cupboard to make the fish batter
>to make the batter use 1lb of honey and a full keg of Stella Artois along with 4 cans of special brew
>now put the batter in your heavily used soda syphon and put in the fridge for 10-12 weeks
>Now put the chips back in the fryer for roughly 3 minutes and 57 seconds
>Now cover the fish in the batter 12 weeks later and cook the fish in a Heston Blumenthal Pan for roughly 1 minute and 3 seconds each side
>voila
rather just go the chippy desu

Chef John

From FoooooodWishes.com WITH

Potatoes Bravas. That's right...

I have two chef crushes.

Giada

And Chuck Hughes.

Here are the kino masters of food

Alton Brown
>Good Eats is pure kino and Cutthroat Kitchen is the best cooking competition show
Gordan Ramsay
>No justification needed
Ainsley Harriott
>Pic related
Giada De Laurentiis
>A cute. I think she might be who is talking about.
Bobby Flay
>Top tier banter expert, Beat Bobby Flay is great
Guy Fierri
>Fuck you, I like him. Diners, drive-ins and dives is comfy
Anthony Bourdain
>Parts Unknown is hipster shit, but still pure kino

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no she had big horsy teet and looked real tall

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>little paris kitchen
>"aw shit it's gonna be some hot ass french chick with a sexy accent"
>"COR BLIMEY GOVERNOR APPLE AND PEARS QUEEN VICTORIA PIP PIP"
Fuck.