Why do chads see swords and fake armor and big set pieces and instantly think, "woah this is going to be a GREAT film?" I saw this shit and it just made me cringe so bad to be honest.
Why do chads see swords and fake armor and big set pieces and instantly think, "woah this is going to be a GREAT film...
Carson Butler
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Lincoln Green
The same reason Sup Forums watches little girl cartoons. It's cool to them.
Kayden Long
It looks like literal shit. My friends want to see it. FML.
Eli Myers
it will be the flop of the decade
William Carter
Hasn't King Arthur's origin been told enough? Its going to be slightly different, just as usual, and then the same shit.
Tyler Jones
Because they have fulfilled lives and they don't wait for movies,they just go with their gut,unlike autists who comment on the writing,director and cast a year and a half before the movie releases. Most of successful people I know have a shit taste in movies because they don't have the time to refine it cause they are too busy being out there,living.
Christian Barnes
TELL ME ABOUT GAWAIN
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE GIRDLE?
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SQUIRE
Josiah Harris
>nu-Sup Forums shitting on Guy Ritchiekino
Day 1 motherfuckers. Man from UNCLE was underrated as fuck.
Hudson Butler
Because those things sound like a good time
Henry Hall
Because that shit is cool to be honest family, better than some crime drama trash
Ryan Johnson
Why can't fantasy movies and midieval times films have color?
Look at Lotr: it's got lush green scenery in sunlight, scenes drapped in gold, and scenes of fire and lava.
Now look at king Arthur. It's either all blue and grey, or orange.
Elijah Wilson
Fuck,I forgot how much I loved seeing Guy Ritchie movies. The man made legend of king Arthur into one of his crime films,will watch.
Colton Anderson
Why did I laugh at this
Brandon Edwards
This isn't Arthur's origin
This is written by people who know nothing about Arthurian legend except a few names
Angel Gonzalez
Chads love Guy Ritchie since they have the same hairstyles and put on rocknrolla with the lads after a weeks market salesmanship.
Joseph Nelson
but it's not the mummy movie user.
Camden Edwards
>Yet another fucking hack thinks the sword in the stone is Excalibur
FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S IN A FUCKING LAKE
Carson Gray
I know this feel
>you will never see a mystical action adventure movie about the search for Excalibur's scabbard which makes the wielder impervious to harm
Evan Nelson
>Aidan Gillen credited as "Goosefat Bill Wilson"
h-h-hold m-me, Sup Forums
Henry White
does anyone actually like Aiden Gillen outside his meme status? He's not a good actor
Dylan Gutierrez
Guy Ritchie has one of the most obnoxious visual styles ever and it really showed in the trailer.
Aaron Anderson
I like it. It's very high energy.
Mason Gray
Then shouldn't they be "out there living" instead of watching Charlie Hunnam movies? Your argument is toothless.
Juan Myers
It can't be worse than BvS.
Xavier Evans
He's recognizable and has meme status.
That's enough for sure.
Cameron Cruz
I don't care. Protag's sexy.
Jack Cook
Because of GoT everything has to be colorless and people all wear dark clothing probably also made out of leather.
I really hope this trend ends soon and we have actually colorful medieval movies and get rid of the leather fetish.
Anthony Howard
I think it worked quite well in Snatch and Lock Stock because it was something a bit different and interesting and fit that style of film. Kinda wore it out though.
Alexander Thomas
ARTIE BOY
Christian Williams
who cares? there's multiple versions, all ripped from other cultures. you getting upset they didn't go with your favorite iteration is irrelevant.
Jack Morris
Well shit at least he's a white guy.
Isaiah Williams
DUDE SWORDS LMAO
Ian Phillips
we seriously supposed to beleive that some inbred caveman hooligan would be the rightful king of Britain over Jude fucking Law?
Joseph Morris
>bald kings
not on my watch
Luis Baker
>mfw I root for Pope King.
He is ready to wage a war with no end.
Gavin Carter
You seen the Windsors? Harry is the only one with hair and he's marrying some nigress from jungleland, it's in the blood I suppose.
Parker Morgan
>King Arthur
>white
>not even a paki
DROPPED
Logan Thompson
>Windsors
>Kings
Easton Jackson
If you dont want to see this you are a nu male simple as
Daniel Perez
>Be Queen
>Be 90-something
>Die
Mason Reed
>"queen"
the last true monarch was Charles II
Zachary Jenkins
Looks good to me.
I saw a cheeky Eric Bana in that, straya cunt.
Andrew Davis
>not enjoying some high-energy Guy Ritchie Chadkino
Also
>it just made me cringe so bad to be honest.
Remove your face from this site
Jack Gomez
>based pope
>Jackie boy
>Led Zeppelin
Is this what kino looks like?
Jackson Stewart
>movie set in middle ages
>rich nobles wear the same miserable brown and black that peasants do
Cunt they fucking wore red and blue and purple and shit. Dyes were for rich people and they used it to flaunt their wealth. For fuck's sake Italy had literal fashion police that arrested peasants that wore bright clothes because only nobles were allowed to wear them.