WHY DONT YOU GET UP OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET YOURSELF A JOB!
WHY DONT YOU GET UP OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET YOURSELF A JOB!
Why is every single one of his guests so fucking ugly?
Because their Brits
Fuck, I read this in an American accent.
Are you British or something? Fuck off.
The lie detector test says that you.... are FAGGOTS!
A lie detector is different than a gaydar. Was that supposed to be the joke?
Fucking britbongs...
Next.. we meet a man desperately trying to get his life back on track after being caught sleeping.. with his neighbours Dog!
John is on the show...
*applause*
How's the neetbux over in the UK?
I hear you gotta purposefully fail interviews or else you'll get a shit job that ends up paying you less than the unemployment checks. Oh and having to attend classes on prettying up your CV
Only lazy weed-smokin bums gotta do that shit, bro. They avoid work so the Jobcentre make them do silly training courses and CV shit.
I was working 10hour shifts for Nissan getting £180 a day before I went self-employed Landscaper.
There's work here if you want it. Some people are just bums.
kino
KINO
K I N O
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YE BUT SO WOT IF A *beep*ED MA NAYBURRS DOG WOTS IT MEEN TO ANY OF YU?
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OFF AND GET OFF MY PLANE.
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nice when arrogant women get BTFO
>women
Not even once
WHY DONT YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT
>this man looks like he has a mental illness
>has 3 women on the go
Whats your excuse, Sup Forums?
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I don't live in a council estate and I have high standards
Filthy dolescum sit in their council flats all day smoking weed and pumping out more filthy dolescum kids.
Get a job you pathetic cunts, I stack shelves for a living, it's not glamorous but at least I'm independent.
at the end of the day
They're basically all junkies. It would be like bringing a load of meth addicts onto Jerry Springer or whatever. But substitute meth for heroin.
Kek
There's an episode on now where the guy is getting a paternity test done because his kid is ginger
>fell for the personal integrity and self-respect meme
Holy shit the Jews and the Government have you right where they want you.
LOOK AT ME
>tfw neetbux
Thanks for paying for my vidya and drugs workslaves, keep up the important work!
Theres nothing more pathetic than waiting in line for handouts.
I really want to bang a chav slut in the back of a rusted cora
>living in a smelly council crackden, eating food from poundland and dying of MS because you never go outside
Nah lad
>being proud of being Jeremy Kyle scum
OI OI SHUT IT
>Not being on autismbux and working part time
Pleb.
is that moaning myrtle?
*they're
>tfw a girl who sucked me off in the toilets at work was on Jezza
>mfw i see a couple of benefits scroungers drinking outside lidl
post a clip of her
m8 id get tested
She's like a 7/10 up in the north east Don't judge me
THOSE TEETH.
She looks filthy lad.
This
Shes not bad
Post her fb lamb
Can't even remember her name, she did like 1 weeks work experience at my job (with her boyfriend in that clip, hilariously).
The Jeremy Kyle Show is so weird because it's basically having a go at job dodgers and benefit scroungers but it's shown at such a time that the only people who watch it are job dodgers and benefit scroungers.
Weird, innit? Is it secrety a part of a government "get back to work" scheme or something?
Youre lucky, shes good for jezza
Could have gotten something like this ghoul
quick! post your jezzafu
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Nah, on too early for that m8. Day starts with loose women.
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