>"Well, you know, sometimes I'll be... I don't know why I do it, but I'll post on reddit here and there because --" >"Oh god..." >"I know, I know. But it's an active community and whatever we're working on at the time seems to get a decent enough buzz that I can kind of gauge how people are feeling about it. But anyway, I read a post that a guy put up that was so... God, do I even want to say it in this day and age?" >"What's that?" >"...Sissy." (laughs) >"It's very sissy and not in the real life, disparaging way... in a new... reddit way." >"Why do you even bother with it then?" >"I check out all of the boards just to stay on the up and up." >"Yeah?" >"Some I probably shouldn't name drop." >"Not like reddit, huh?" >"No, no, no. Nothing like reddit."
APOLOGIZE
Ryan Wood
Does it makes us cooler or lamer if Kevin Smith lurks here?
Brandon Baker
>mfw Kevin is probably in the threads where people post lewds of his daughter You're welcome, big boy.
Cooper Reed
its probably him posting this thread right now. fuck off, kevin
Luis Robinson
>le sekrit club meme
Sup Forums is one ofd the biggest and controversial online communities. You think the degenerates of Jewlywood WOULDNT come here?
Asher Rodriguez
Does this mean Kevin Smith knows Sup Forums wants to fuck the kids from Stranger Things? I don't know why but I feel mildly ashamed about posting here now.
Luke Watson
>neo-reddit
Yup, he's definitely talking about Sup Forums.
Alexander Anderson
Kevin Smith was the father of Froggoposting.
Ryder White
>"I was on a website called 4bugs or something or other and they were discussing a project I had done but it ended up turning into a debate about the pros and cons of young men spending the majority of their time playing video games during their adolescence. I just don't get the internet."
Isaiah James
hey kevin
please release clerks 3. don't care how bad it is, just release it
thanks
Austin Perry
No one wants to see Jay and Silent Bob in their 40s.
Hunter Clark
So I take it you have no interest in Moose Jaws nor Jay & Silent Bob: ReBoot?
Because motherfucker, I can't wait to see middle aged Jay & Bob.
Asher Gonzalez
sup kev
Jonathan Powell
...
Asher Martin
>SHitty Ralph impersonation of him doing a even shittier impersonation of whatever irrelevant actor he's talking about
Parker White
>not being into sissy forced-feminization porn faggots
Josiah Rogers
We cannot possibly get any lamer, so probably cooler or nothing maybe. I don't know.
Ryan Powell
Maybe controversial, but not really the biggest.
Joseph Brooks
>So I take it you have no interest in Moose Jaws nor Jay & Silent Bob: ReBoot? No. Why would anyone?
Brandon Collins
it changes nothing he's just another redditor shitting up the board
Lincoln Price
Most sissy porn has ugly dudes as the sissies. Also it's never forced.
Liam Collins
>>le sekrit club meme why did/do newfags always say this, are they really too stupid to grasp the fact that they arent welcome?
Benjamin Ortiz
It's funny how you instantly know he's talking about here
Liam Turner
>Honey why do you have all these videos of Christina Aguilera?
Samuel Parker
>implying he wouldn't be proud
He made her, and now you're fapping to her
Julian Gonzalez
Nobody is welcome here, we should all leave and pick up the pieces of our lives. The sooner this shithole crashes and burns, the better.
Liam Harris
ok you first
John Wilson
Alright. Goodbye forever, Sup Forums
Luke Miller
Wait don't go
Jose Anderson
kevin smith is pretty much what i imagine every Sup Forums poster looks like
Jose Smith
so this never happened right?
Owen Gonzalez
He tried. Randall refused to play ball because Hollywood Jews never paid him money he was owed for Clerks 2.
Aiden Miller
>tfw Sup Forums bullying inspired him to lose weight
Hudson Wood
Clerks 3 was cancelled because though he didn't specify who, it's pretty fucking obvious that it was Jeff Anderson who was reluctant to do it, and ultimately declined.
So instead of recasting him, it seemed the better thing to just not do it.
Brayden Martinez
wheight loose usualy steems from the person just wanting to loose it. not what other people think
Zachary Garcia
Where's this from? Also it's been clear that he lurks here from his latest podcast with Rogan
Tyler Lee
>Also it's been clear that he lurks here from his latest podcast with Rogan Why what'd he say? I watched that a while back but don't remember him saying anything about Sup Forums.
Xavier Lopez
He lost weight because his dad was overweight and died of a heart attack, iirc, not too far from Kevin's current age.
Jeremiah Scott
I bullied my brother and sister about being fatasses throughout our entire childhood and they eventually couldn't take it anymore and lost weight.
Nathan Flores
You're a great human being.
Luke Richardson
He's still wearing those fucking jorts, though.
Asher Howard
Fat people are disgusting, I'm chubby and I hate it, with a little bullying I'd lose weight right away, its a good motivator.
Grayson Ross
Personally, I LOVE Kevin Smith movies, except for, you know, the ones that suck.
Thomas Clark
So you like Mallrats, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?
Austin Lopez
...
William Brown
You forgot to add Clerks II and Tusk
Connor Barnes
>Clerks II Arguable
>Tusk No
Red State is arguable too. Although he could have used someone to help him tighten up a few things here and there
Owen Evans
Red State was VERY close to being good, but had too many faults.
Tusk is a lot of fun, I think it's underrated. Could do without all the awful canada jokes
Nathan Roberts
this kevin, you need to go back
Austin Reyes
Is this old though? Cause Sup Forums is obviously reddit tier normie status and has been for a couple of years
Julian Wood
I really liked Red State. Ambitious and entertaining film, I hope he does something else along those lines.
Dylan White
What's sissy about Sup Forums?
Gabriel Rivera
He's the best part of clerks
And the cartoon lol
Christian Ross
that and also he couldn't secure funding for it... like fuck man, dude can't even get clerks 3 funded, his own actor bails. then he fucking does a jay and silent bob remake because no one will fund anything else.
Luke Watson
If he would've done the original ending, it'd be one of my favorite movies ever.
Levi Robinson
This and I'm not even religious.
Zachary Campbell
I thought the ending was great. The fantasy ending would have totally ruined the film imo
Ryder Hill
i wouldn't admit to posting here
Luke Nguyen
I figured out Kevin lurks Sup Forums from one of his old interviews. He said he hung out on old pre-Sup Forums message boards. He described his behaviour to a T as the sort of fucktard that starts arguments with people and never lets it go. Anyway respect for him understanding redditors are sissy diaper wearing baby speaking faggot cucks.
Kayden Hughes
He got motivated when his daughter hit puberty.
Christopher Wood
i'm sorry you have both a potatohead and the face of a toilet, kevnymph.
Jeremiah Long
but chasing amy and red state
Cooper Perez
source?
Isaac Morris
I've enjoyed the episodes of Supergirl and Flash that he directed. On a TV budget he does decent reliable work. He should give up the film game and just do what Jonathan Frakes does, direct a few episodes of TV every year, get in the rotation of some ongoing show if possible and just do the work.
Jace Rogers
omg he hates readit? That means he's not a fucking joke of a man anymore!!! Fuck you. He's disgusting, his movies have been diarrhea for decades and he's always making this fucking face.
Easton Jones
Wow what a great new wardrobe, you'd never know it was a fat guy.