APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>"Well, you know, sometimes I'll be... I don't know why I do it, but I'll post on reddit here and there because --"
>"Oh god..."
>"I know, I know. But it's an active community and whatever we're working on at the time seems to get a decent enough buzz that I can kind of gauge how people are feeling about it. But anyway, I read a post that a guy put up that was so... God, do I even want to say it in this day and age?"
>"What's that?"
>"...Sissy."
(laughs)
>"It's very sissy and not in the real life, disparaging way... in a new... reddit way."
>"Why do you even bother with it then?"
>"I check out all of the boards just to stay on the up and up."
>"Yeah?"
>"Some I probably shouldn't name drop."
>"Not like reddit, huh?"
>"No, no, no. Nothing like reddit."

APOLOGIZE

Does it makes us cooler or lamer if Kevin Smith lurks here?

>mfw Kevin is probably in the threads where people post lewds of his daughter
You're welcome, big boy.

its probably him posting this thread right now.
fuck off, kevin

>le sekrit club meme

Sup Forums is one ofd the biggest and controversial online communities. You think the degenerates of Jewlywood WOULDNT come here?

Does this mean Kevin Smith knows Sup Forums wants to fuck the kids from Stranger Things? I don't know why but I feel mildly ashamed about posting here now.

>neo-reddit

Yup, he's definitely talking about Sup Forums.

Kevin Smith was the father of Froggoposting.

>"I was on a website called 4bugs or something or other and they were discussing a project I had done but it ended up turning into a debate about the pros and cons of young men spending the majority of their time playing video games during their adolescence. I just don't get the internet."

hey kevin

please release clerks 3. don't care how bad it is, just release it

thanks

No one wants to see Jay and Silent Bob in their 40s.

So I take it you have no interest in Moose Jaws nor Jay & Silent Bob: ReBoot?

Because motherfucker, I can't wait to see middle aged Jay & Bob.

sup kev

...

>SHitty Ralph impersonation of him doing a even shittier impersonation of whatever irrelevant actor he's talking about

>not being into sissy forced-feminization porn
faggots

We cannot possibly get any lamer, so probably cooler or nothing maybe. I don't know.

Maybe controversial, but not really the biggest.

>So I take it you have no interest in Moose Jaws nor Jay & Silent Bob: ReBoot?
No. Why would anyone?

it changes nothing he's just another redditor shitting up the board

Most sissy porn has ugly dudes as the sissies. Also it's never forced.

>>le sekrit club meme
why did/do newfags always say this, are they really too stupid to grasp the fact that they arent welcome?

It's funny how you instantly know he's talking about here

>Honey why do you have all these videos of Christina Aguilera?

>implying he wouldn't be proud

He made her, and now you're fapping to her

Nobody is welcome here, we should all leave and pick up the pieces of our lives. The sooner this shithole crashes and burns, the better.

ok you first

Alright. Goodbye forever, Sup Forums

Wait don't go

kevin smith is pretty much what i imagine every Sup Forums poster looks like

so this never happened right?

He tried. Randall refused to play ball because Hollywood Jews never paid him money he was owed for Clerks 2.

>tfw Sup Forums bullying inspired him to lose weight

Clerks 3 was cancelled because though he didn't specify who, it's pretty fucking obvious that it was Jeff Anderson who was reluctant to do it, and ultimately declined.

So instead of recasting him, it seemed the better thing to just not do it.

wheight loose usualy steems from the person just wanting to loose it. not what other people think

Where's this from?
Also it's been clear that he lurks here from his latest podcast with Rogan

>Also it's been clear that he lurks here from his latest podcast with Rogan
Why what'd he say? I watched that a while back but don't remember him saying anything about Sup Forums.

He lost weight because his dad was overweight and died of a heart attack, iirc, not too far from Kevin's current age.

I bullied my brother and sister about being fatasses throughout our entire childhood and they eventually couldn't take it anymore and lost weight.

You're a great human being.

He's still wearing those fucking jorts, though.

Fat people are disgusting, I'm chubby and I hate it, with a little bullying I'd lose weight right away, its a good motivator.

Personally, I LOVE Kevin Smith movies, except for, you know, the ones that suck.

So you like Mallrats, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

...

You forgot to add Clerks II and Tusk

>Clerks II
Arguable

>Tusk
No


Red State is arguable too. Although he could have used someone to help him tighten up a few things here and there

Red State was VERY close to being good, but had too many faults.

Tusk is a lot of fun, I think it's underrated. Could do without all the awful canada jokes

this
kevin, you need to go back

Is this old though? Cause Sup Forums is obviously reddit tier normie status and has been for a couple of years

I really liked Red State. Ambitious and entertaining film, I hope he does something else along those lines.

What's sissy about Sup Forums?

He's the best part of clerks

And the cartoon lol

that and also he couldn't secure funding for it...
like fuck man, dude can't even get clerks 3 funded, his own actor bails. then he fucking does a jay and silent bob remake because no one will fund anything else.

If he would've done the original ending, it'd be one of my favorite movies ever.

This and I'm not even religious.

I thought the ending was great. The fantasy ending would have totally ruined the film imo

i wouldn't admit to posting here

I figured out Kevin lurks Sup Forums from one of his old interviews.
He said he hung out on old pre-Sup Forums message boards. He described his behaviour to a T as the sort of fucktard that starts arguments with people and never lets it go.
Anyway respect for him understanding redditors are sissy diaper wearing baby speaking faggot cucks.

He got motivated when his daughter hit puberty.

i'm sorry you have both a potatohead and the face of a toilet, kevnymph.

but chasing amy and red state

source?

I've enjoyed the episodes of Supergirl and Flash that he directed. On a TV budget he does decent reliable work.
He should give up the film game and just do what Jonathan Frakes does, direct a few episodes of TV every year, get in the rotation of some ongoing show if possible and just do the work.

omg he hates readit? That means he's not a fucking joke of a man anymore!!!
Fuck you. He's disgusting, his movies have been diarrhea for decades and he's always making this fucking face.

Wow what a great new wardrobe, you'd never know it was a fat guy.