Masked Man? Well that could be anybody. Please elaborate

Masked Man? Well that could be anybody. Please elaborate.

>Apply for a job at KFC
>Score a same-day interview because the regional manager is in town
>Nervous as fuck
>Get to the interview a few minutes early
>Forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself
>Adopt CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves
>Interviewer shows up
>Hand him my info folder
>"Mr Interviewer, I'm user"
>"Hi user, nice to meet you."
>He sits
>I sit
>He opens my folder
>Starts with the typical interview questions
>The_insecurity_rises.bane
>He gets to my references
>"If I were to call everyone one of your references, what would they tell me?"
>"They would be extremely longwinded"
>He laughs
>"You're a confident guy"
>"For you."
>He gives me an odd look like he's not sure what i meant
>He brushes it off and continues
>More questions
>Eventually, he asks me where i see myself in 5 years
>"Managing this restaurant... with no dissatisfied customers."
>"Good to see someone with some backbone applying for our company. Most of the people who've shaken hands with today had sweaty palms and cracking voices. When can you start?

Mfw Baneposting gave me the courage to ace my job interview, and i am now gainfully employed.

That's a big backbone.

Perhaps he's wondering why they have ovens when it says fried chicken at the door?

At least you can cook, who are you?

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>They work for the mercenary. The masked man.
>Deathstroke?
>Nay.

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our menu.

If you eat that will you die?

It would be extremely nutritious.

Your a fat guy.

For you!

Was getting fat part of your plan?

Of course. Mcdonalds refused our offer in favour of yours. We had to find out what you put in that chicken.

Well congratulations, you got yourself obese!
Now whats the next step of your master plan?

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BRAAAPing this board... with no survivors!

Crushing this scale with no warranties

Have we started the shit post?

Come now bowels now is not time for poopies, that comes later.

Yes, the hydrogen sulfide rises