What is it like being not American...

What is it like being not American? I have always wondered what it is like living in the horrible parts of the world like Europe and Asia and especially Africa.

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HUElander here, gonna break down to you:
>Pay everything twice
>Prices are already triple the normal
>Technology is a joke around here
>beer, meat and coal are suprisingly cheap, so HUE bbq is best bbq (inb4 argeniggian bbq, fuck off)
Basically we try as hard as we can to get to maybe 20% of the life quality you burgers have.

Oh the constant cuckery by retards who believe in free shit, but it becomes funny when you swallow that redpill and realize that HUEzilian retards are always the same as burgertard leftists with 5-20 years delay

I always thought this kind of shit was relative - if you live in Russia, for example, you don't really notice you have a lower quality of life than Americans do, and so it doesn't really matter and you go about your life

Of course the internet and globalism totally crushed this so that now everyone is always trying to one up each other in terms of quality of life. Its like the geopolitical version of females using social media

I was walking through a major metropolitan area and was looking at all the skyscrapers and everything, all the lights and sounds. Does Eastern Europe even have skyscrapers?

are there even buildings over 100 floors in Africa?

>Its like the geopolitical version of females using social media
Not relative at all, life in 3rd world shitholes just plainly sucks
>Want to open a business? 89 days of paperwork
>want to close because it failed? HOHOHOLD THE FUCK ON NIGGER YOU ABOUT TO REMEBER FAILING FOR LIFE (2 years+ to end the paperwork)
>People are not nice down here as a general rule
this i can't say for sure if we have it worse than you guys, but brasileiros are what we call "Jersão", everything must favor them in some unfair way or nothing gets done
>Want your documents, wweeeeelllll(gibe propina)
I could go on and on about this but to sum it up: if you think you know what average stupid is, wait till you get a load of the average HUEBR, it's just sickening
/rant, have a good day

nope
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_buildings_in_Africa

>Does Eastern Europe even have skyscrapers?
Asking the wrong guy bro, Brazil is not even in the same continent as Eastern Europe...

wow how can people even say american capitalism is bad we have some amazing cities. Theyre beautiful. Architecture is something the primitive cannot even comprehend.
I meant to anyone lurking.
so brazil man how is brazil are you ready to host the olympics? I hope you country doesn't kill all the athletes.

is your water clean enough to drink?

Well i'll try to stay impartial in explaining the situation but it's pretty dark:
>Police officers and the army are being treated like shit by the gubbiment.
>Water in Rio de Janeiro is filthy as fuck and may end up poisoning or making athletes sick
>Rio is basically one giant favela, completely controlled by criminal factions tied to the (soon to be) former government of the Workers Party
>Zika virus and Denge fever outbreaks
>Most of the stuff recently built in Rio was built by the construction companies investigated by operation "Lava-Jato", they would build some R$1.000.000 shit and charge R$500.000.000 from government(and of course return some of that as bribes)
The list goes on, i'm gonna write more and source it, just sending this one so you don't think i'm not here anymore

Drinking water is surprisingly good here in Brasil, this place seems blessed as fuck when it comes to natural resources, don't take me wrong, but if Brasil had the same history of the U.S. (constitution and culture i mean) we could be competing with you guys on the same level. We have oil, uranium, niobium, iron, aluminum, coal, the best planting soil in the world(the purple soil from São Paulo)
We just wasted everything with shit tier Portuguese bureaucratic culture.
More on the olympics on the next reply

On the Guanabara bay water quality(only gringo-friendly source i could find):

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/03/what-happens-when-theres-sewage-in-the-water/476013/

About the bike lanes that killed 2 people for being built apparently out of golden cardboard(expensive as fuck in paper, real shit when built, currently under investigation)
g1.globo.com/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2016/04/parte-da-ciclovia-desaba-em-sao-conrado-zona-sul-do-rio.html

P good. We basically get all America's cool shit only we don't have a shitload of crazy people with guns.

Oh look a fucking LEAF
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>only we don't have a shitload of crazy people with guns.
Muh gun control, KYS faggot, gun control can kiss my ass, we have some of the worlds strictest gun laws and still 2015 60k HUEs ded by homicide.

This guy gets it. You a classical liberal by any chance?

i have no idea why we protect you cucknada instead of invading
enjoy it while you can

hello hat nice leaf
do u like living in brazil?

Better question, what's it like only knowing one language? Doesn't thinking gets kind if stale?

Not OP but God damn this couldn't be more accurate. I want to move to Europe or the Ukraine. Which ever

Our capital isn't overran with muslims, so it's not nessecary. Even the niggers speak some variant of english, and the Mexicans can understand basic commands, which is all they need since they do manual labor.

I know two, but I don't think people who only know one language give a fuck.

as a person who only knows one language but is trying to learn more
you bilingual people shift back and forth between thought language???

Well that sounds dreadful. Hope you can invest in a water distiller

I don't know how you guys would classify my political views, but i'm a shooter(for sport)(and yes being one in Brasil is THE pain in the ass), so i have some pretty huge issues when it comes to gun-grabbing. As for economics, all i can tell from experience is "State=problem", never once has Brasil solved anything by state force and social programs and gibesmedat(and we have tried like, A LOT of those).

Brasil is not for the weak, but there are some upsides to living here, weather is good, no natural disasters all the time and all. I circle back to the point: the worst part of Brasil is the average brazilian

no, i dont want to learn another language because i believe it gives legitimacy to the scum country that spread it. I will never learn spanish because I hate spanish people. Germany is a disgusting language and why would I learn French? The country is blowing up. I would like to learn Italian though

>What is it like being not existing?

I did meet some ukrainian girl and she told me I should learn another language but I hate spanish so much.

Thank fuck i'm not from Rio de Janeiro, but even is i was, this is the downstream water that is such shit, Brasil just SOooooooooooooo many water bodies and such a clean water in them all you need to do is filter the water for particles and done, you can drink it and be good, i for one never got a waterborne disease in my life, and I've drank water from some really shady places like fountains that come out of a rock in the middle of the woods.

American culture is like a Walmart, and being an American is like being imprisoned in a Walmart. You're surrounded by cheap, degenerate, mass-produced shit. Sure, you have a lot of options, but none of them are very good, and you can't really escape.

Being European is like being free. You get to visit the Walmart if you want some cheap, disposable shit, but you can also ignore it and enjoy the many things that are unique to your own culture.

skit faaaaaan, javlar danska

>unique to your own culture.
Crusades for defending culture when?

You'd be libertarian/conservative here. I use the term liberal because I thought that's what you would classify yourself as.

Your a fucking disgrace. Resign your leaf you Trudeau faggot.

Mostly gay. Look at our neighbors.

>he thinks every store here is like Walmart

Wew norge

Your capital is a crime-ridden hellhole that has no equal in Europe. Washington DC is 50% black, and only 36% non-Hispanic white.

Once Trump is in, he should annex us. With our politicians we will be the next Caliphate. It's fucking sickening.

Congratulations.

You can watch American movies in two languages.

If libertarian means the same there as here than no, i'm not one of them, I've seen the so called "dindu nuffin just selling drugs" drug dealers and libertarians, at least here, have a pretty retarded sense that if drugs become legal, then druglords will be good people again, when in fact they will always do the shady part no one else can or wants to do because that's simply their degenerate nature

I assume it's not too different than this place.
>Blacks left and right
>the most patriotic Americans enjoy fucking their farm animals
Only difference is that on average, people in this country are fatter than the rest.

No. That one language being English is pretty nice, though, I won't lie.

>hat is it like being not American? I have always wondered what it is like living in the horrible parts of the world like Europe and Asia and especially Africa.
Yeah? I've honestly always wished I was from a place with no niggers. I've only traveled this continent, so I have no experience outside the Americas, but if the USA is really the best place on this planet, you can go ahead and end my life any day now, I don't mind.

Not like I'd expect an American to understand a simple metaphor.

Nah. You leafs had your chance to become the 14th state and you decided to stay with the British.

I'll still accept you though, so long as you bring a gift of friendship maple syrup and weetabix.

DC isn't as bad as Chicago and yet these cities with massive amounts of crime still seem to be prosperous. Crime used to be much worse in America and its now really only nignogs going rampant.

There is still good in Canada. You'll have to nuke Toronto tho...

Great bait burgerbro.

It really sucks t b h

my biggest goal in life is to become an American. Greatest country of all time desu.

pls give me some tips on how to get a green card, Ameribros. I'm not a muslim or anything.

scumlord has no respect for the achievements of his countrymen. The nignogs are a problem but they are worthy

Here's a metaphor for ya:

Your best of you viking fucks came over by boat 800 years ago and stayed.

The rest of the best of you ran down your momma's leg.

Its cheaper than living in the us
1USD = 0.350 BHD
1BHD = 3.50 USD
Kek

One one hand, Stan Rogers is Canadian.

On the other hand, you spawned Justin Bieber.

I watched UFC 200 last weekend and the host said the whole show was available in Spanish.

At least we don't have shows in duel Eng/Arabic yet

rekt

I'm aware that crime has gone down since it peaked in the early 90s, but that's a worldwide phenomenon, and is only relevant if you're comparing the present to the worst point in US history.

If you look at the 50s and 60s, before the Civil Rights Movement and the Immigration Act of 1965/1968, America is still far worse off when it comes to crime.

>pls give me some tips
1. marry a burger
2. green card lottery
3. skilled worker visa

>Bahrain
>muh currency
too bad kek doesn't bless you like he does America

>meet an american woman
>offer to pay her $20K to marry you for a greencard

I know a couple people who've done it. Or you could just marry her because she thinks you love her. Then you divorce her after 3 years or so.

Mexicans are Catholic and sorta white. Arabs are Muslim and sorta radical. You will never hear about a Mexican suicide bomber. We're fucking lucky that immigration from Mexico is all we have to deal with. Thank you Atlantic ocean for insulating us from most of the world's problems.

Marry a citizen.

Alternatively, claim your name is paco Rodriguez and come illegally for free gibs

Bullshit. My family business produces goods manufactured locally and sells them both in the states and internationally. To say all goods sold in the US are Walmart tier is disingenuous.

>crime
this word has been thrown around a lot. Crime happens everyday in America we have a lot of people and a lot of tension and a decent amount of poverty but were pretty much alright. Sure niggers are gonna nig but its Civilized in America. Much more than you fucking northmen would like to believe.

alright, marriage and green card lottery were my best plans anyway. I'm too stupid for that skilled workers thing.

Good thing I'm getting /fit/, do you have any pro tips on how to get an American gf? Do they like slight German accents?

Pretty based
Amerifats get blown up by ieds to keep us safe from terrorism

>Paco Rodriguez
>blond hair
>blue eyes
>pearly white skin
Hey you're not from Mexico. You're clearly form Argentina. Sorry buddy, no amnesty for you. You have to go back.

I see you've taken a liking to African-American culture. Not exactly surprised, as that seems to have become the norm over there.

Take that dick out of your mouth, Hans. You've let the Americans fuck you enough already.

You'd probably woo the average white liberal woman in america as they like to think of themselves as worldly even though they know fuck all. They just like shit that seems exotic. As far as getting a christian conservative woman, I doubt it.

your country terrorizes itself with its leaf flag and horrible culture.

Girls love /fit/ foreigners, money, and 'intelligence'. I say that in quotes as half the time it isn't true or they just want someone to listen to them.

If getting shot and exploded is American culture i don't want it desu

>shot and exploded
you canadians are all the same lol, shitposters

иди нaхyй cyкa

thx brehs

marry me, heinz

Cool argument
I'll be up here not getting shot

I can speak three languages, but I have to admit that education would be much more efficient if we skipped foreign languages and just went straight into science, history, philosophy, and engineering.

Once again, Americans don't understand metaphors. Do I really have to spell it out for you? American culture has been commercialized to the point of absurdity and has become an export ware, that you can experience in other countries.

The insult revolves around Europeans having their own culture, but also being able to participate in the plastic, commercialized culture from America, via movies, music, TV, sports, fast food chains and so on. However, America only has the globalized American culture.
And yes, I'm aware that there are local and regional customs, but banter tends to gloss over details. Guess the Brits were right when they said Americans can't handle banter.

In Aus there isn't much to do but drink, fuck and kick the shit out of muslims. It's good shit m8.

r u a grill

what's it like being american? knowing your country is corrupt as fuck and you can't do anything about it?

all shitposting aside, even without mass culture, America has more "real culture" than fucking Norway.

Historical buildings and sites, poets, writers and painters etc. I literally can't think of a single famous Norwegian right now.

Terribly memed, my friend.

I'm westernized, identify more with Americans than the people in this country. Having said that, it's pretty cool. I can download whatever I want, view CP, shit like that. Zero repercussions since we're so low on the radar of RIAA/MPAA shit. FBI/NSA doesn't seem to care. And you guys are covering our ass vs China so we feel pretty cool on that front as well.

I get paid around 300usd a month though so the trade-off is...we're dirt poor.

Japan is the best country, retards.

Meanwhile there is a growing amount of areas in the US that are certified third world shitholes that people from Brazil laugh themselves to sleep about.

Go figure.

Join the green card lottery, you fucking roach. Yeah, America is one big game show and they actually have lotteries to decide who gets to come.

fun fact it's likely that you develop a second personality if you're fluent enough in another language. Yes languages influence behavior and patrons of conduct. But dont worry you wont notice

if latinos keep breeding like they do in the US it's likely that your grandchildren would HAVE to learn spanish if they want to find good jobs

>implying i'm not moving to an underground bunker in ten years

>satan is Norse

all hail viking satan....Loki?

>I literally can't think of a single famous Norwegian right now.
Proud of your own ignorance? Yeah, you'd fit right into American society.

>Historical buildings and sites, poets, writers and painters etc.
Really? A country with 60 times the population of Norway has more of something than us?

i'll be anything you want, bby

1/50 chances aren't the best, Sören.

but mirin your digits p h a m

>I literally can't think of a single famous Norwegian right now

We're not. But our country is fucked and we need America to save us from SJW.

>Really? A country with 60 times the population of Norway has more of something than us?
nice argument. So you admit that you're wrong in saying that America has no real culture?

>>I literally can't think of a single famous Norwegian right now.
>Proud of your own ignorance? Yeah, you'd fit right into American society.

Just googled "famous Norwegians", Munch and Ibsen are literally the only ones anyone from outside Norway recognizes. Don't delude yourself into thinking that you're more relevant than you are.

>view CP
I hope Duterte executes you, fucking degenerate.

Vidkun Quisling

let him try. the guy doesn't even know how to use email.

Enjoy Clinton part 2.

Hyperreality exists in few places, probably only America and Japan, and I'm sure foreigners aren't used to it. The disorientation you feel in an Atlantic City casino can't be described. We may engage in cultural imperialism and export our media to you, but you don't know what it's like to be bombarded with more imitation of reality than actuality. You lose touch with the relationship you have with your senses.