/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Leaf Edition

>Car launch dates:
Williams FW41 - 15 February (London)
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India (that will probably become FORCE) VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 25 February (Barcelona, evening)
Haas - TBC
Red Bull - TBC

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Stroll Status
Beat Alonso at Daytona

>Grid Girl Status
They took their jerbs

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gimi wins lol :DDD

fuck america
fuck liberty
fuck "progress"

>999
Auspicious Start

Stephen is not gonna be happy

third for MotoGP is better than F1

Shit edition, should have been grid girl related.

Fuck USA.

Fuck ugly jealous women.

Fuck the HALO too while we're at it-

>muh equality

Liberty forcing girls into escorting and hooking since 2018

It's his fucking year lads.

>Be attractive woman
>Eat a strict diet
>Work out frequently
>Get glamorous job
>Enjoy attention and adulation
>Hambeasts are jealous of you
>Hambeasts campaign against you
>Lose job
>Turn to escorting as only way of making money from your looks

>i want to look pretty and get paid for it, I will be treated well and wont need an education!

NO THIS IS A BAD JOB FOR YOU, YOU CAN BE A DOCTOR AN SHIT!

Not supporting their decision to remove grills, but couldn't they just get normal jobs? It's not like the only two jobs in the world are hookery and grid-girling.

>Escort job dries up as sex bots are now available
>Hambeasts get them banned as well

>Hambots get them banned as well
FTFY.

>2 jobs robots will never be better than humans at
>Get rid of them with social justice

Human race is literally cucked

I mean who wouldn't?

Of course but it's still shit. They were blessed with good looks and were lucky enough to make money from them and travel the world. The idea that people have destroyed that is laughable. Cheerleaders will be next.

Sure, but why deny girls who like to do modeling the chance? They become grid girls out of their own free will, and now they just lost another avenue due to political correctness.

The grid girls are different every race. They tend to be models who have more than one gig a year.

100% agree. It's tough for them but such is life, they'll still have other modelling jobs.
>for now

>Cheerleaders will be next.

Not necessarily, we have cheerleaders at Morecambe but they are usually quite young as they are just daughters of fans or players. They aren't gonna stop that.
They are inadvertently creating more paedophiles.

FUCKING CUNTING CUNTS

only upside is now you might find a beautiful junkie coming out of the job center looking for a bit of cash.

Literally how will the drivers know where to park their cars without beautiful girls to show them the way?

It's funny that parents still try to instill in their children that they could be "anything."
All one needs to do is look at the average IQ's for a given field(Physicists average around 135, seem to recall Doctors around 120) and it can pretty well be extrapolated whether a person is capable or not.
That Somali or Haitian migrant is going to have trouble just existing peacefully in society and they will never perform any kind of complex skilled labor.

Not everyone is cut out for Higher education and they shouldn't be treated as such.

Link to the article that has rustled all of our Jimmies
formula1.com/en/latest/headlines/2018/1/formula-1-to-stop-using-grid-girls-.html

progressive cunts have gone from liberating women sexually and encouraging them to celebrate their bodies to forcing them not to at the cost of their livelihoods. The actual state of Western "civilisation".

It's not about grid girls,it's about the principle.Progressives continue to enforce their shitty ideology in every domain of public life,be it entertainment,sports or the workplace.

>While the practice of employing grid girls has been a staple of Formula 1 Grands Prix for decades, we feel this custom does not resonate with our brand values

>Staple of Formula 1 Grand Prixs
>Doesn't resonate with OUR brand values

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's Liberty Media Racing now, not F1

Could this have any sort of influence?

The best way is for grid girls themselves to come out and complain about it but it probably won't.

see
F1 is dead m8.
The thread should be changed to /lmr/

At least there's only 570 more posts until we can do that.

How many times do you need to tell us there are cheerleaders in Morecambe?

I'll keeping going until our home attendance figures start going up.

Does that mean no more big ass Monaco woman?

RIP FormulaUnas

Heikki no happy

roasties will have a slightly harder life now wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaa

>banned for misogyny

Where is ojs gonna find his chocolate whores now?

Chase and his friends just don't care who they hurt /f1/

If an attractive F1 presenter stands in front of a car on the grid will be arrested?

If a girl carries a big umbrella in the paddock will she be stoned?

Are uggos like thic allowed to hold the car identifying board near a car?

What's next?

No drinking champagne or "false" champagne to avoid hurting the muslim/non-alcoholic drinkers' feelings?

Implementing Shari'a law on the racetrack during weekends?

haha what a faggot sport.

can't wait until it gets shut down due to climate change.

Would watch all three and fap to at least two of them.

You fuckers all cheered when he went away... you all laughed. I fucking warned you.

>1997
>the Osterreichring, one of the most intense and classic tracks, is destroyed by Hermann Tilke
>would be the first among others like the Hockenheimring and Silverstone

>1999
>F1 starts selling out to wealthy shitholes with literally no racing culture
>several shitty boring tracks pop out in the middle of fucking nowhere
>Malaysia, China, Singapore, Bahrain, Azerbaijan, India, Abu Dhabi now host a Grand Prix

>2005
>last year of mighty V10 engines (V8 still good but not perfect)
>first step towards making F1 less interesting

>2006
>last year of gridwide tobacco sponsorship
>several teams lose millions in sponsors

>2009
>rule changes to "make cars faster and more competitive"
>make cars ugly and make one team dominance much easier
>even though 2002-2008 cars were beautiful
>even though 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 were some of the most exciting years of all time.
>2009-2017 only 2 different teams manage to win the championship

>2013
>last year of nice V8 engines for the sake of evironment faggotry
>cars now sound like fucking lawn mowers
>F1 popularity suffers an all time low

>2014
>Jules Bianchi fatal crash
>FIA starts to be fags with all the safety shit
>he would still be alive if marshalls hadn't been such idiots and Bianchi himself had payed a bit of attention to the double yellow flags
>HALO appears

>2016
>HALO gains force
>It's just a PR stunt
>another move to make cars look like shit
>it would probably do nothing in cases like Massa 2009 or Bianchi 2014

>2017
>Rule changes to make cars better looking and racing more interesting
>it's too late anyway
>same team that has won the past 3 years wins again

>2017
>change one of the very few good things left in F1
>a perfectly recognizable logo that has the brand image for the past 20 years
>replace it with a bland, generic, modern logo

>2018
>change another classic aspect of F1
>grid girls are gone now for the sake of political correctness and shit
>now several women are unemployed
>F1 is now shit

So who's going to be escorting the winners to the podium then? Drag queens?

Lads, I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me anymore...

Winter Canada is right lad.

>2018
>F1 is now shit

>now
it was dead the day after Senna smeared himself at the Tamburello

No girls allowed. F1 is now cootie free. F1 racing is no place for dumb roasites.

how many digits did we have already this off season? Surely it must be his time.

Breakaway F1 series when?

I guess they'll have to park behind George or Dave.

Look at me, I'll hold your grid sign now

To whom are Liberty Media targeting F1?

da burs

they're trying to destroy it to pave the way to Formula E

>Bernie sells F1 to Liberty Media
>Liberty Media kills the sport in a couple of years with theie changes to try to apeal to normies
>Liberty Media is force by the shareholders to sell the sport since is no longer a sustainable bussiness
>Bernie buys F1 at a fraction of what he sold it
>Bernie Makes F1 Great Again

>pave the way to Formula E
>formula E paves the way for the real life anti-grav racing
the future is now

...

Is Chase Carey our Tony George?
RIP in peace F1

I want to fuck that Japanese lady

Based Floersch is with us lads

Wtf, i hate murica now.

What the fuck, England?

I mean that is partial because Patricija needs a job when karting doesn't work out

You fucking faggot stop. Hambeasts actually are jealous of sexbots but don't understand the actual damage they cause.

I meant "Who wouldn't fuck the doll?" not "Who wouldn't ban it?"

Don't worry I'm on #teamfuckbot

I'd fuck one tbhdesu but it is the destruction of the west.

Hopefully god hears your words

DELETE THIS

>you'll never be a grid girl and get fingered by Sophia behind the garages

Well not again... not after this :(

>You will never be a boy dressing up as a grid girl to stand next to Sophia
>Sophia will never dom you and make you tongue fuck her in your sissy girl outfit while she plays with your pathetic cock

Liberty are removing golden opportunities here.

Have some self respect for fucks sake

Fucking easy.

>Gimi & Hammygoat
>Brawn car
>Horny principle

Give me my fucking championships

>you'll never get pegged by Sophia

>People will not pick Jarno Trulli as a 2nd driver just for fun

>you will never fall pregnant by sophia

>Fisi and Trulli in the Ferrari with Ross Brawn


BASED

>schumi
>trulli
>ferrari f2002
>horner

>Schumi GOAT No. 1
>Trulli No. 2
>GOAT F2002
>Horner is fine
Exactly 12M

Alternatively
>JPM Monty
>Jarno
>Ferrari F2002
>Frank Williams
Still 1M left to develop the engine or whatever

>She will never force you to continue being her grid girl in the same costume despite it obviously not fitting your pregnancy
>She will never force you to stand in front of her car with a vibrator jammed up inside your pregnant snatch

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the next Strategy Group meeting.

please no, valtteri
atleast leak the emilia nudes before you do it

B-but I wanted to suggest every driver has a theme song and when they enter the pits their theme song blares out over the loudspeaker system

say goodbye to the foster's girls

Compromise: The drivers alternate between having a grid boy and a grid girl each race. Drivers must promise to sexually harass both genders equally

I don't think horses can operate cameras

...

Funny how all the drivers PR people are women...are they banned to?

>>Grid Girl Status
>They took their jerbs
What will happen to Carmen Jorda then?

>F-Zero will happen in your lifetime

Fuck yea, WWE meets futuristic F1 was a damn good franchise.

>nico walking to the end of the line

noice

Not all of them

damn this ass looks exactly like that of the town clerk card from Witcher 1

Victoria's only banned from asking for sex standing up, because Buxton's a manlet.

Bernie?

>top left Haas guy
wew