American sports are shit. how do i into football?

american sports are shit. how do i into football?

you kill yourself

watch youtube highlights of ronaldinho, ronaldo and neymar

pick one of the good leagues aka the permiership or La Liga
read up on the rules and just keep watching until you find out what style of play/players you enjoy.

yuroboos OUT

Watch Barca vs PSG 2017

kill yourself

>bored of American sports
>better go watch something 1000 times worse

>messi poster
we don't want you

root for liverpool and become /lifelong/

Watch the highlights of the best players in the world first, like Cristiano Ronaldo (Not the overrated Brazilian one) and Neymar, even though he is a class below CR7 but he's still a very good player. Look up these names as well as they're also very good:
Eden Hazard
Robert Lewandowski
Antoine Griezmann
Philippe Coutinho
Manuel Neuer
Gianluigi Buffon
Andres Iniesta
Toni Kroos
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Arjen Robben
Koke
Paulo Dybala
Harry Kane


I also recommend watching Xavi, Ronaldinho, Zidane. They're retired but still pretty good to watch. There are more great footballers who are retired but you'll usually see low quality videos of them so I don't recommend it.

now explain why messi is bad

Play FIFA to familiarize yourself with the rules, leagues, and teams. Follow whichever teams and leagues you like the most. MLS season starts in a month if you feel like supporting America's babby league. [spoiler]I'm going to the season opener in Orlando[/spoiler]

For the record, I posted a different image, no idea what tails is doing here.

Watch Tottenham - Man Utd in a couple hours.

stop munching fast food during games
reset your mind to non artificial sports
grow some real passion for some colors
understand that a team is way more than a sports firm

then you might be ready to learn the basics of tactics and the history of King Football

The easiest method for North americans is to choose one side: messi or CR7 and keep arguing who is the best between them.

Come feel the feel la. Worth it desu

kys i hope you are reincarnated in a Yuro, Latino or African shithole

we don't want Americans watching our sports

>Cristiano Ronaldo (Not the overrated Brazilian one)
I didn't know we had a Cristiano Ronaldo
Also do you wanna catch these hands or something? No seriously, he made us win 2002 WC. Legendary performance.

First you must submit to the will of allah

u-hum

>96
>feel the feel

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They're not that bad, just super commercialised soulless drivel but they still cool

you seem upset

Good lord, US, this Xanax generation is really screwed. Good lord.

as someone who has watched PL for the last 18 years, its sadly turning into the same. i dont watch amerifat sports for the same reason btw.

Oh yeah definitely but that's just part of our transition into mini-america with all the retarded new world sensibilities coming with it.
>le wrong generation

i've been crawling into dark cave spaces of mid-table la liga, serie a, copalib, etc just to kind of find the comfy-ness of the sport again but its just a slowing down process of the inevitable.
>mini-america with all the retarded new world sensibilities coming with it.
this is the worst feel

Look its trying to communicate

Good post 2bh

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