An american tourist blocks your path and says "hello where is the burger?"

>an american tourist blocks your path and says "hello where is the burger?"

How do you respond?

i say its in canada so leafs would suffer the same way i suffer every time i see a retarded post from a leaf on Sup Forums Sup Forums and Sup Forums

>how the fuck did you get in my house?
And then I use my katana to defend the household.

I ask him about his heritage to distract him

In McDonalds?

pretend not to speak english like any good citizen should

good idea

t. american tourist

i bet my post made you hungry

"In front of me"

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same, act very rude to make him go away too

You have just enraged the American, he is seen visibly fuming and appears to reach for something in his waistband. What now?

Pardon ? Je ne comprends pas.

The Amerimutt finds nothing because he currently finds himself in a country with sensible gun control, which explicitly prohibits the racially-deluded and burger-addicted from bearing arms.

show him the way to local muslim ghetto

I am the burger.

waiting for shariapolice to arrest him

tell him it's up this street

>more americans have been on the moon than in that street

stab him

>No actual street frontage
>No actual street addresses
No sweaty that's an alleyway yanks have lots of those too

There is the goga gola :-DDDD

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>Engste
I thought it meant scary for a moment.

Points him to the nearest Max.

I am the burger.

You can get one at the nearest McDonalds friend, allow me to guide you

How can Europeans be this inhospitable? I live in a major tourist town and always try to make out of towners/foreigners feel welcome.

Local kebab place does burgers but they're not very good

D'accord. Je parle françois. Ou est le burger?

in the oven

>we must ensure the existence of the state of israel and the jewish people
>14 words

Why are you trying to show him zayde?

Start blaming him for poverty and whatnot using RussiaToday-style arguments

No hablo ingles