MIDWEEK MATCH THREAD

All games at 7:45pm unless stated.

Chelsea v AFC Bournemouth
Everton v Leicester City
Newcastle United v Burnley
Southampton v Brighton & Hove Albion

Manchester City v West Bromwich Albion (8:00pm)
Stoke City v Watford (8:00pm)
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United (8:00pm)

1st for rate my gf

THE FUCK YOU DOING WITH MY GF user

Stones has the flu :(

SPURS - MU

did she just say that arsenal is 'across london' from tottenham?

clubs must shit themselves when a player comes down with something contagious like that

This Chelsea XI is terrible and I want to die (more than usual)

>Tony, we signed Giroud however you cant play him tonight
>its OK. I'll just use Batshuayi tonight as Morata is still mourning his friend
>Weve loaned Batshuayi to Dortmund.

Giroud is warming up with the squad

pity you have to have registered some time before playing

*scores on you*

>gylfi and rooney are incapable of playing together
>plays them together in the first league game after that

is sam playing 7d chess?

You could hear a pindrop at Goodison. .

no he's just a fucking mong

>aints
They're fucking gone, aren't they?

Blatant dive by Solly March.

>Muh contact

>lelster

Another transfer window gone, and we still don't have a right-back. Amarty doing whatever the fuck he wanted then, Walcott with about half the pitch to himself

walcott literally better than mkhi

Well done mahrez.

>Lester get a free pass losing to Neverton due to Mahrez

>Jones

lol

>MOUYES

lmao'ing at all the people that said Walcott was a shit transfer.

He's always produced in the league when he stayed healthy.

>Overweight looking Matty James starts ahead of 3 time Europa League winner and Euro 2016 winner

Get this pie boy off

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One of these days Boufal will learn when to play a pass and he'll be a decent player

How fucking hard can it be?

DIABATE

LET'S FUCKING GO LAD

who /westham/ here??

Weird one at Southampton. Brighton wins they're a point off the top half. Lose, they're in the relegation hunt.

Fuck's sake, why the fuck is James even anywhere near the squad? He's just a fat Andy King.

I'd be fuming if I was Iborra or Silva.

They don't need to worry about losing

Any team that fucks up against Pellegrino would deserve to go down anyway

Slimani failed his medical, classic Leicester city day all round.

2 n 2 for Jack Stephens, having never scored for Southampton until the weekend.

Put him up front!

I'm just hoping they hang on until their new strikers can maybe make a difference.

>burnley dominate with all-white squad
>sign black players
>lose
really makes you think

>pooney pooney

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MOST DANGEROUS

ffs this isn't helping Swansea

The fuck was Rooney doing?
He just walked up to him and pushed him over lmao

Chelsea lol

Fucking trollwood

>literally every team in the relegation zone but >Us can win a game

Refball, should have been another pen

>James

Bin him, might only fit in a skip though

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FOY

who are you flimflam?

a yank saints plastic living in italy

ew

How do we stop poop lads or is he unstoppable?

This is like the Leicester season except instead of plucky underdogs succeeding where the rest of the big clubs failed, it's one of the big clubs thrashing the rest while the other big clubs shit themselves

United's form is good enough to win the league most years

No it's not

>sturridge still getting booed for leaving City a decade ago
Based manc cunts

that's called being bitter as fuck

>12 league games without a win
>Can't even beat fellow dross at home
>Pellegrino STILL HAS A FUCKING JOB WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT FUCK

Pretty spot on.

The media won't say this though. These are probably some of the worst United, Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool sides in the PL era. The fact that these guys are dropping points to some of the worst ever teams in the bottom half of the league says it all.

2000's teams like Bolton, Charlton etc would demolish most of the teams in the bottom half.

if they're that bad explain the cl

It only occurred to me following tonight's results.

Chelsea should not be losing 3-0 to Mr. Overrated's League 1 Shitbags for example.

Likewise, the bottom clubs are just a maelstrom of garbage who are all equally as shite as each other.

Relegation threatened Leicester got to the QFs last season.

>people paid actual money to watch Stoke & Watford battle out a 0-0

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