/trans/ - JIM WHITE Edition

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The big moves from today:

>18:30 Lucas Moura [Paris St-Germain - Tottenham] £25m
>17:47 Didier Ndong [Sunderland - Watford] Loan
>16:54 Michy Batshuayi [Chelsea - Borussia Dortmund] Loan
>16:47 Olivier Giroud [Arsenal - Chelsea] £18m
>11:13 Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang [Borussia Dortmund - Arsenal] £56m

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more like poo head
haha

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i like dabbing in front of my mirror naked

SPACEMAN

I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GO

INTO SPACE, MAN

>de gay

>selling your proven goalscorer and great backup for 2 pace merchants, one aging fast

Will spee ever be as good as it was during the 13/14 season?

>Moyes
>Liverpoo slip
>Spurs spending a gorillion pounds and doing shit
>Arsenal btfo in big games

RING RING

>suddenly rating le not good enough for arsenal man

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>moyes
>6 (six)

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>the absolute state of Sup Forumss opinion on sports

i thought you guys knew your shit

Sup Forums was already declining but looking back at it the funposting was still great

WE THEM >moyes BOYS

>being indifferent to chinese cartoons simply isn't an option

>MAHREZ IS DEPRESSED

Indifference is accounted for by not voting

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Two official transfer requests handed in and twice it's failed to work. Has this ever happened before?

Leicester should just terminate his contract for being a cunt.

2 goals from dan knee

>Mahrez crying down the phone to Sky Sports News

Pathetic.

I was in my honeymoon in Japan on yakushima without internet and when I came back to the mainland I found out and wanted to take the ferry back fuckin hell

>25 years old
>this hairline
Jesus

Fuck off Russell Brand

the source was 'a friend of mahrez' from 'the same sky worker who has brought you every update on mahrez today so far'

any paki in leicester pretend to know mahrez

terminate contract. not getting 65+ milion

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why are brits so jolly stupid, lads?

>JIM WHITE Edition

Seriously lad? The Editions are supposed to get more lewd as the night goes on.

Actually if you're indifferent you should vote for 'I don't like it', because you don't.
It's an interesting look at what type of people are in /trans/ though.

nobody is going to pay 95m for mahrez
they are just being cunts and pricing him out of a move

how long ago was this. he looked so young. he had it all and now look at him. the JUST can take anyone lads life is short

but he is a winner

mister can you tell me where my love has gone, he's a Japanese boy

I'm shit at maths but is it not 50?

>thinking jimmy isnt lewd

Any Sup Forumsanish putas confirm if Bilbao fans usually get this mad when muh basque decides to not join them

That was quick

playing against united atm i think love

7 + 7 / 7 + 7 x 7 - 7
= 7 + 1 + 7 x 7 - 7
= 7 + 1 + 49 - 7
= 8 + 49 - 7
= 8 + 42
= 50

I'm pretty sure it's fifty but I might have missed something

Yes most idiots don't understand order of operations and instead go from left to right

errytime

why are they so mad?
Didn't this guy start his senior career in Osasuna?

It's revolting to realize just how many manure customers there are in the uk and on Sup Forums
Hypocrites who unironically whine about fans of other clubs
Disgusting customers.

order of operations is a meme

>here's an equation but you have to solve it in a different order!

Iros a la mierda payasos puto gordo de Benítez y a vacilar os vais a la championship payasos k hay más huecos en vuestro estadio k en vuestro cerebro y mira k es difocil

what the fuck is this real

youre right, but half of Sup Forums support them so people will get mad at you

>thinks its revolting one of the biggest clubs in the world has lots of fans
ameriburger intelligence

>the disgusting little glory hunting cunts at school are on Sup Forums covertly
abominable

you know. conte kind of complains a lot

is there a manager that doesnt t b h?

Merse doesn't half chat bollocks

I know, mate. Already got a paki upset

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he has been forced into playing no strikers because the board loaned out one who scored 2 on the weekend, and the other is grieving

Sick of you Conte haters tbqh go back to watching NiiNiiFC videos and tell me how amazing Chelsea's youth is and how Conte is a fraud for not playing them.

t. remong voter

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don't care you bore

>Khan
moron

Why did he sign that contract if he wants to leave? Only himself to blame.

>no schmeichel
>no schmeichel jr.

imagine if we went to the semifinals
nothing really wouldve changed

sure but he was asked some open questions just before the game and all he did was complain about preparing a home game against Bournemouth with batshuayi who left now, even though it seemed pretty obvious Batshuayi was going to leave and Conte never liked him in the first place

he is a confused young man

Footballers are the most stupid people around.

>Andre Ayew has passed a medical and agreed terms with Swansea ahead of an £18million move from West Ham.

HELLO MOUYES MY OLD FRIEND

>two Ayews at Swansea

>amerimong upset united have lots of fans
I swear they are their own worst enemies. stupidity in every one of them

do any of you sunderland fans know how my boy Lynden Gooch is doing
played with him until i was 16 in california

ayew mad?

What’s the situation on Nile Ranger

Giroud is eligible to play in the Champions League, right?

wanted on a drive by

He'd be benched hard at Manchester

Lester is just trying to protect him from himself

High testosterone.

Should be. I know Sanchez is

yeah arsenal aren't in the CL

he's gonna put 7 past barça

chelsea gamethread lads

>(You) didn't put money on Evans staying at West Brom weeks ago
>(You) aren't going to make 4 and A HALF times your stake
poor (You)

>Pornhub will now ask for users' names and addresses before they browse

>Critics of a new law that requires porn viewers to provide personal information fear it could lead to a massive Ashley Madison-style leak of user data.
>It comes as Mindgeek - which owns sites Pornhub, Redtube, YouPorn and Brazzers - prepares to collect names, mobile phone numbers, addresses and dates and places of birth before allowing access to their platforms.
>But the system, dubbed AgeID, has alarmed privacy campaigners who claims it could lead to an Ashley Madison-style leak.

good thing I found a better one.

no, Im not telling

Use prozo

fucking bullshit, this country is an embarrassment. my life is shit enough, and now they want me to have no access to porn without giving them all my info. And it's all because they want to stop people posting on sites like Sup Forums anonymously, couldn't care less about porn

>use VPN

they take your data too, and i shouldn't have to do it either

Thank you based empornium for existing.

I download all my JAV anyway.

AHAHAHAH UNITED

>I download porn

How sad do you have to be?

/s/ will be fine though right

really gets the dreidel spinning

>MOUYES

just use a calculator. easy.

reminds me of Uruguay fans tweeting Dummett after he injured Suarez just before the world cup

Nice fake news

post ratio

>“They’ve let (N’Golo) Kante go, (Danny) Drinkwater go. He could have been the record sale in the history of the club and the record purchase for Manchester City.

Gee Mahrez I wonder why they didn't try to keep drinkwater

Just saw them discuss this on Sky News. Clearly the database will one day leak and be used for blackmail.