Giroud Edition
Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Christensen, Zappacosta, Kante, Bakayoko, Alonso, Pedro, Barkley, Hazard.
Subs: Caballero, Rudiger, Fabregas, Drinkwater, Moses, Ampadu, Hudson-Odoi.
Bournemouth: Begovic, Francis, Steve Cook, Ake, Daniels, Gosling, Lewis Cook, Ibe, Stanislas, Fraser, Callum Wilson.
Barkley's trying hard
I hate this XI
Barkley is playing up front?
or is it 3-5-2 with bakayoko again?
i miss morata so much
I miss when he was good.
3-4-3 with Barkley up front
barkley on the left wing lad
Barkley will score
check em
>0:2
Well, fuck...
Remember when people were excited for morata lukaku and lacazette
pop quiz
5 people to wear the nr 18 at chelsea since wayne bridge, who are they?
>Hazard is 27 years old
where did time go
Imagine if Chelsea a striker good at scoring in the box there...
who could forget
My home club just bought Bodvar Bodvarsson, basic gestalt on the guy? Polish sites tell me he's LB, but we have a decent one already.
I did
I don't remember him actually playing
>poonited
always felt adidas>nike tbqh
he had that one goal vs man city but a pretty forgettable time at chelsea
>getting dominated by Bournemouth
ah yes
Can actually win this
there's no way >we sell luiz to arsenal is there?
well...
he's calle Böddi the Leg and he's a good footballer, bit of a utility player
he's been playing lb at one of the best best teams here, but he's grown up as a midfielder.. he definitely goes abroad as a LB first, so it's sad if he´s not getting any time there
he was great in the summer 2016, went to dk, didn't play, so last summer he spent a bit of time recovering mentally
he can be bit of a hothead cunt on the field sometimes, getting useless yellows
It's really annoying how Chelsea can't seem to actually keep possession, but then they are also bad at going on the counter more often than not.
Sometimes I don't get what the plan actually is.
For example now, they pass the ball three times in the back then Alonso kick it horizontally too...
Why
Fucking pass it ibe
>ac ded
>luiz not on the bench
fug
that sub means there is literally no chance hudson-odoi comes on fml
Musonda would have been more useful than Barkley
Barkley's certainly good at shit passes
Sounds like he's going to be second option. We needed one so he's likely to get some playing time no matter what. Coach doesn't play favourites so if he'll do better than our first LB, he'll get lot of minutes.
Literally how
what an unreal pass from rudiger
And again, a fox in the box would have scored that. These are all chances that Michy would have converted (probably)
Hazard probably doesn't even know how to head a ball
Rudiger looks so clumsy on the ball but he can sure spray a pass
does anyone else still lose sleep over those morata misses against arsenal?
asking for a friend
No. It was the fucking milk cup, who cares.
>put salmon and champignons in oven
>start cooking potatoes
>set up timer
>timer ends
>didnt turn on the oven
>no beer left
What a recovery tackle. I thought Hazza had that. Bournemouth are gifting Chelsea the ball
Didn't Alonso kill someone?
yup, when I heard he was going to poland I expected B tier or low A tier
but that's only because he so recently failed to get in at midtjylland
it was the premier league la
NO! DELET THIS
Rudiger just did what I want Baka to do ffs
I hate Barkley
ODOI ON NOW
>throws a shit pass
>gets mad
Uhh...
ffs I do shit like this all the time
tottenham up 2-0 against man u hahahhahahahhahahhzahhahahahahha
Who gives a shit, Chelsea are stuck against Mememouth
dont worry hazzy will score a worldy and all will be well in the world
Rudiger in 83rd from corner.
>poonited
Banisher of Bournemouth
This season can't end fast enough.
The scoreline would unironically be 2-0 for Chelsea if Giroud was playing
It would be 2-0with Michy as well
>Eden divezard
another draw at best
how the fuck did >we fuck up so hard this season lads
>the city of chelsea
im going to cut myself
WILSON GOAT AHHAHAHAHAH
>Jiroo in the Chelsea jacket in the halftime highlights
>courtois is world class
im done with bakayoko lads, so fucking done
Good job lads
>Cahill
ODOI ON NOW CONTE
>chelshit
>chelshit
>chelshit
>chelshit
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>chelshit
>chelshit
the worst signing in chelsea history
You literally can't concede like this, it should be what the 3men defence is good at.
Baka is whatever, he can do no wrong.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>The city of Lelsea
well a win is impossible now, no way chelsea can score twice.
>barkley
And like, why is Barkley starting over Fabregas? what did he do to deserve a starting spot?
I am so fucking angry at Conte this season, at the board as well.
IF CONTE SUBS ON MOSES FOR ZAPPA THATS IT
Christ I am so mad that writing I am mad makes me even angrier.
>coyes
Maybe he dabs in training.
Diego Costa
im going to kill myself
This Cahill's pass is the perfect image of this game.
Lmao Conte trying to get sacked
CAHIL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
fuck me that was a comfy play. great goal
wow, chelsea are terrible
lol
>chelshit shitball cunt
All of this because Conte was too autistic to play Michy like he deserved.
LOOOOOOOL >CHELSHIT
Well, it's over.
Of course
This should be the last minute Cahill plays for Chelsea
Why the FUCK is this garbage played over David Luiz?
odoi will save us lads
APOLOGISE
4 men defence now?
>conceding to a game of thrones character
OH NONONONONONO
is Wilson the 3rd best english player?
OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
*inhales*
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