/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Texan butthurt edition

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/taiwanesegf/

aaggghh....

the secession from /cum/ was good cause this general doesn't suck as hard

you best not bring any /ejakalit/ attitude here bucko

this isn't a /cum/ refugee thread, fuck off

/orthodoxgf/

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i hope i will find atleast a culturally christian wife

>culturally christian

>culturally christian
this isn't islam, you can't just beat your wife and call yourself christian

dude stop

How about opening whataburger in the north

as in like celebrating christmas or something together, doesnt have to go to church evey sunday.
Honestly my chances are so little im fine with anything that isnt a m*slim though
also i said ''atleast''

okay fine
even im getting bored of it

Whataburger doesn't even exist in most of the South, I don't know why people think it does. Besides Texas it only has a few locations on the Gulf Coast.

I don't use /cum/ i am greek

>Gyro

What about a girl that has left islam behind? I've got my eyes on one of those

yeah sure, even better

you mean a Spanish girl?

>there are more whataburgers in Florida than the Texan Indian Prison

Texit
or
Texession?

>Texas secedes
>half the population of the South moves there leaving the rest of us with even more Yank colonists
pls no
satan trips confirm it's a bad idea

What we really need are militia to round up all leftists and execute them in mass graves at the Canadian border

>the only good country left in NA would be full
FUCK

Doesn't matter what you call it as long as it happens
sucks to suck :^)

uh oh

All the ones worth meeting are technically spanish, living here has made me develop sandphilia

I knew there was something off about you

>your state will never replace Scotland in the UK
oh wait I forgot the UK is shit now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

post yours then jose :^)

What is it like living every day separated only by a big fence from Africa? Do you cross into Morocco a lot?

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on a scale of 1-10 how a*Glo are these areas ?

this is very important

wew

>yorkshire
As anglo as it gets

At least you're not a disgusting s**therner

Used to cross regularly because my mother has a house on the beach there, but not that much anymore, in the rest of aspects it feels like an island

Whew Lancashire

A family from Lancashire go on holiday to Benidorm and order some food. The father thinking his pie is lacking in gravy calls the waiter over saying, 'ast tha Bisto fort pah?' and the waiter says in a southern English accent, 'I'm sorry, mate, I don't speak Spanish thi is an english pub.

What did they mean by this?

/acadiana/

Imagine hating filipinos so much that you start giving them surnames such as 'lil pubic hair'

damn, why you gotta do them like that ?

Any Pennsylvanians here?

>watched KOTH
>watched Futurama
>watched every good Simpsons season
>watched all of Family Guy
>watched all of American Dad
I need more trash TV (preferably cartoons) to put on as background noise, is South Park worth watching? It's always just kind of pissed me off since when I was in middle school people kept spouting that fucking fish sticks meme everywhere but I'm willing to give it a shot.

a couple of people said i look like a character from rick and morty today
im not sure if i should be offended or not

rare

Maybe your life is really that much of a bad joke then

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probably lmao
they were all girls too haha ;___;

what do you call a person from virginia?

a virgin!

hahahahahahahaha

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>I am Greek

This guy ought to fit in just fine

autistic thread should be banned

my surname was corrupted after my family reached the Americas so it only appears in the US on the map. Even searching the original form of it only returns two results in England though.

Yeah it's good. Quality dropped in the later seasons, of course.

South Park varies from episode to episode for me, but I hear the new episodes are absolute ass.
I like Bob's Burgers.

thanks

>Bob's Burgers
oh yeah, I forgot that existed. I should give that a try too.

bobs burger is very mediocre i dont understand why people like that show
half the episodes are horseshit
its like a really really bad king of the hill

I can see why some people wouldn't like it, but I normally get a few HUEs out of it,

/antipapacy/ when

I miss jp

the absolute STATE of catholicism

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good night boys

>being tired
>ever

If I were to travel to the US where would I find the finest bbqs, best beer and friendliest locals?

if youre white, then the south, somewhere between texas and carolinas
if not(or if you dont like hicks), any city on the coast

>if you're white
memes

>if youre white
fuck off retard

Somewhere in the Carolinas probably

I am a pale white man and I will look into it

If americans are so smart, how come they didnt invent the cheese slicer????

but that was Norwegians, silly Swede

too smart to invent the cheese slicer
they made someone else do it for them

Norweigans and swedes have the right to claim one anothers inventions.

>yurop wins again

You shouldn't have destroyed the Kalmar Union if that's what you want. Now the Norwegians alone bask in the international admiration which the cheese slicer has brought them, and it's all your fault.

yurop
urop
urp
rp

did someone say RP

time to
>muh heritage
:^)

I'm not afraid of dying. I'm just afraid of people that I like dying.

Is there any actual heritagefags here ?

As in genuinely believe they are X nationality? No

No.

no one asked lel

depends what you mean by it

Like you're 1/8 something and you rp as it

Then no.

umm, I know more about the Basque struggle than the Basques in Sp*in sweaty :))))))))))))))))))))

i am cajun hello brethren reclaim french empire hon hon

The only people I really see doing that are guys who find out one of their ancestors got intimate with an Injun or LARPy metal-heads who talk about how their forefathers were probably vikings. None of that happens here though.

I've had blacks ask me why I have a mexican name if I'm not from Mexico

well??????????????

You gotta go back, paco.

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I wouldn't like to have a shitfest of origins behind me.

me neither

I AM CASTILIAN

I AM CAJUN-BAVARIAN

AND POSSIBLY BUT HOPEFULLY NOT ANGLO

I AM GREEK,CIRCASSIAN,GEORGIAN AND POSSIBLY ALBANIAN

also jordan peterson is on rubin report right now

ah yes hello fellow georgian

gib citizenship

just get a /georgiangf/

really wished i could visit the south on my flight to s*attle

>implying there's going to be a flight
enjoy your diplomatic crisis lmao

accidentally played erika in my car with my roommate there and now he likes it