Now that the dust has settled, how was your Halloween...

Now that the dust has settled, how was your Halloween? I hated it but if you had any good experiences share them for archival

Pretty nice. I shat a big moist and brown poo.

i did a big poo as well. Slightly constipated so spent a good 45 minutes squeezing it out whilst browsing Sup Forums.

Did you remember to breath correctly?

checked.

>Did you remember to breath correctly?

Yes i put my face right up to it to get a full sense of the aroma

Wait, people outside USA celebrate halloween?

what the fugg?

did you poo last night, too?

Our culture permeates all of the world so I just assumed everyone did

Oh, buddy you can't imagine how big the poo was

Finally i get to meet my pooltergeist

Went to a party, pretty good

I'm still eating the chocolate I bought to give away because nobody came to my house

I'll come if you want

hallo-what?

Halloween, also known as All-Hallows eve. It's aa holiday where everyone dresses up, kids get candy, and adults have fuck-parties


I'll come as well

I went to a party with some friends
it was quite fun

tried to flirt with a girl while semi-drunk, didn't end well...

Good to hear, try to forget about it or accept it because I've had so many missed shots or losses that I regret to this day

Pretty nice. I've roamed my commieblock, rang the doors and asked for candies.
No one gave me a thing. Was fun though.

>I've had so many missed shots or losses that I regret to this day
yeah last week this realisation hit me too. I decided that from this week forward I'd try to approach girls more regularly

there was a group of kids knocking on my door
i didn't open

i was the short one

those were probably migrants trying to rape you

We celebrate it along with Dia de Muertos.

you are basically usa's asshair, you don't count

t. Europe's ass hair

Nigguh, Europe' total faggot, it shaves its asshole

We're more like Europe's bleached asshole triple penetrated by USA

I was sick and stayed in bed all day while playing some vidya. Nice trips tho.