>pay $50 for ticket to see film
>already seen the best bits in the trailer
>plot already spoiled a month ago online
>pay another $25 for snacks
>endure shaming accusing stares of couples as I walk to my seat alone
>get to seat
>it looks like pic-related
>people rustling food packets, making rubbish jokes, staring at phones throughout film
>kids behind kick your seat
>20 minutes in you need to piss but can't get up or you will miss movie
Remind me again why people go to the movies?
ambiance
They are plebs
>going to a public cinema
kek, wagies make me laugh
I go to alamo drafthouse they don't allow kids after six or some bullshit, they keep it relatively clean and they have good food. plus you can kick some noisy cunt out just by writing it on a piece of paper.
>paying to watch films
Do they have a No Singles policy?
There is nothing wrong with this you fucking darkie
The crime is the totally absurd ticket and concession prices. $60 easily for a group of three, to eat fucking popcorn. Unreal
>have unlimited card
>don't watch trailers because I know they spoil the movie
>don't look at internet content about the movie online like a retard
>I'm not a fatass, if I need snacks I'll get a £1 bag of haribos
>nobody cares, even couples, because they came to watch the movie
>get to allocated seat
>nice and fucking clean
>everybody behaves because here, nobody tolerates bullshit
>I don't need to piss until the end of the movie because I'm not a bitch
>get to watch movie on big-ass screen with surround sound
>get comfier seats than my own home
>relaxing as fuck because I'm not stuck inside my own home
>go see another movie because of unlimited card because it's cheaper than adding more blu-rays to my collection
Yeah, I ain't complaining...
Yes
Shame you have to be out for 5pm prayers though, Muhammad.
Based Alamo. The only place I go to watch a movie, it's only for people over 18 so none of those annoying 14 year olds get in.
checked;
>implying I'm a mudslime
>implying I pray
0/10 try harder
go to a matinee, it's like $5 at my theater. also bring your own food in, it's the easiest thing in the world.
christ, are you people retarded?
>already seen the best bits in the trailer
What does this have to do with a theatre?
>Remind me again why people go to the movies?
Because they're teenagers who are spending their paren't money and have to see the movie NOW!
The reason Hollywood movies suck nowadays, is because they're all aimed at kids, who are the only people willing to drop $20+ (of their parent's money) to put up with all the bullshit of going to a theater.
Go to a better theater that doesn't allow children.
I would prefer not to have some smarmy twenty year olds in the theater with me tbqh.
Word. I'll never understand why people go to the movies on Saturday night.
>Bong
>Not praying
Explain that to the police when they come around to arrest you for not paying your TV license. Make sure you're not buttering some toast and have an ID to prove your 18+ otherwise you're in deeper shit than just breaking Sharia Law.
>living in America
You need to watch kino in Japan
>have to stay silent during credits every time
>only go to watch kino so no plebs or kids
>only non dubbed so even less people that consist of single men between 25 to 40 since women can't deal with subtitles
>have my qt gf with me and I make sure to make her laugh a lot so I get jealous stares, also i can explain the movie outloud and show I'm to smart for cinema
>already ate at fancy restaurant before cause I'm not a poorfag, get my girl some popcorns anyway so it's like in her teen fantasies
>avoid spoilers but I don't care about the plot most of the time anyway, I'm here for quality images and sound
Seats are shit I'll give you that.