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>The MMA Hour - 01/29/18
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>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/29/18
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>Big Brown Breakdown - Episode 64
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>Promotional Malpractice Live Chat
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/mma/ News:
>New weight-cutting requirements could force Max Holloway up to lightweight
mmafighting.com/2018/1/31/16949532/new-weight-cutting-requirements-could-force-max-holloway-up-to-lightweight

>UFC 220 salaries
mmafighting.com/2018/1/30/16952930/ufc-220-salaries-stipe-miocic-cashes-event-high-purse-for-record-breaking-title-defense

>Amanda Nunes unsure why Cris Cyborg champ vs champ negotiations are dragging
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/amanda-nunes-cris-cyborg-ufc-title-champion-negotiations-dragging

>Khabib Nurmagomedov: No way will I let Conor McGregor fight for UFC title when I beat Tony Ferguson
mmafighting.com/2018/1/29/16947062/khabib-nurmagomedov-no-way-will-i-let-conor-mcgregor-fight-for-ufc-title-when-i-beat-tony-ferguson

New Fights:
Emily Ducote vs Kristina Williams - Bellator 195
Ray Borg vs Brandon Moreno - UFC 223
Michael Chiesa vs Anthony Pettis - UFC 223

/heem/ news:
More Lizard Man cubefu user misses Paul Daley user ponders about pro wrestling criticism user polls heem for the smartest fighters

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who is your choice for best ranked woman in the UFC (ultimate fighting championship)?

thank you calendar.

Is Gracie Barra a meme gym? My friend trains there but I don't know how much research he really did.

I'm a noob and looking for a place to start. Is gi overrated? What if I just started with no gi?

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Fuck Cub Swanson

Sore loser

Wow that is fucking embarrassing to see. Is it real? Just fucking accept the loss dude.

>13 seconds in
jesus christ

What

This Lizard Man fan fiction is actually amazing. I applaud the genius who came up with this.

twitter.com/CubSwanson/status/957405381466013696

He did do the right thing in the first round

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Looks like it hit his neck

why are you posting a retired fighter leaf?

can you do /heem/news after every thread?

i want to feel like I made an ephemeral impression once in my life

train with a gi goo

i made the news twice in this thread

Thank you for this webm. Rose is like Rich Franklin in the clinch. Except WORSE LOLOL.

rose sucks

That's the masvibong, since getting bullied he now writes post after post about how sad heem is and how everyone here is a neckbeard despite not training or having a job.

its just the posts that get the most (you)s

If you really think about it MMA wouldn't exist without professional wrestling.

>watching Werdum vs Gonzaga
>Werdum apologizes for not knowing English during his post-fight with Rogaine
what a guy.

has he completed his sensitivity training?

If Mighty Mouse loses the Flyweight title to TJ Dillashaw, how mudh does it affect his legacy?

“12 Gauge” Paige Vanderford

Exposed as the can crusher he truly is

Not by much. He's already got the title defense record and losing to the GOAT of the division above his is no big deal.

I'm not "masvibong"

based sleek sheikh

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5 Random Webms

i really want to make a webm of him dancing then getting slept but i dont feel like it

Don't bother, no need to mock a fighter.

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>Tfw your boy will end the Whittaker/Romero/Rockhold memes

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tbf that looked like the kind of takedown 4th round Ngannou could've defended against

wow cruz got clowned hard, need to go back and watch that fight again

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Don't know but his English is pretty good

Lots of us still up.

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what is the best women's mma fight of all time?

god damn that fight was more embarassing for cruz than I remember

Heeminder he won 2 rounds.

based. staying up all night so you're always ready for the next ufc card.

And after he lost he refused to sit down.

i want to sexually please her

>asks my coach why we can't have more wrestling classes
>He says people don't like wrestling so they'll get less membership

Great thread buddehs
Bless ya goof

legit can't think of one

the classic big Dan face
same tbqhwy

Every Ronda Rousey fight.

Lads, I think I'm going to text my barber for an appointment for tomorrow. Going to send him a pic of brendan schaub. I want to try the schaub haircut once lol.

Holmes vs. Rousey

Andrade vs clawja

No contest, probably the only just bleed exciting wmma fight ever that also had relatively high skill level

Nunes v Rousey
That too, 30-24 or something. DESTRUCTION and a glimpse into how it could've been without those pesky USADA officials.

>probably the only just bleed exciting wmma fight ever
Lol m8 did you happen to skip Rose vs. Paige?

Looking forward to Pettis vs Chandler

cain with that haircut reminds of dk in smash 64, the hairline

Just avoid having it in combination with a shitty beard and thick rimmed glasses.

Paige is not a skillful fighter my guy rose just raped her with little resistance

B R O W N P R I D E

Claudia getting beaten up wasn't high skill my man. At least Paige was fighting back.

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Got my beard trimmed to a clean 2.5mm "stubble" and I only wear my glasses when I work at the computer.

they aren't my favorite but those guys and Al would throw you the best bachelor party

Clawja had her moments rounds 1 and 2, rewatch the fight

>implying Anthony Pettis isn't about to make a comeback

I was expecting a ko face at the end of the webm, would have been priceless

You really that insecure about Sup Forums losers thinking you look like a soyboy?

Yeah he'll be the bellator lightweight champion before the end of 2018.

are you defending looking like a soyboy?

Pettis would unironically lose to Chandler

I want her to wrestlefuck me

Chandlers a killer though.

Wtf is wrong with her belly button

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Just like calling people manlets, its not something that anyone actually cares that much about IRL. Leave the computer once in a while; Sup Forums is bad for your health.

DELET

nothing

Just post a picture of your soy face already

>makes me super freaking curious about his town
>doesn’t disclose his town
Not cool man!

t. literal soy
relax i was just trying to look out for a fellow heemer, conversation ended

>TJ
>BW GOAT
Quite possibly the most caz opinion ever

Give it to me straight, lads: how deleted is Lyoto?

I like the guy but I don't wanna see him trashcanned.

do they pee on the coaster and mail it in?

he did back in the day

Good looking guy

Eryk Anders is shit, he gassed out in his open workout.
Bet the house on Lyoto.

>Schaub called his producer a chink and said UFC on Fox was only making diversity hires

Our guy?

Oh for sure he is a munster my guy

He got gadooshed by Brunson, my man. I wish Vitor, Shogun, Machida, and Rashad would all just retire already.

i want to marry her

How did Max get away with that?

Yes.