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mic.com/articles/172329/donald-trump-is-on-pace-to-have-zero-legislative-wins-in-his-first-100-days-in-office
youtube.com/watch?v=T7Y8lQ9oHGI
theguardian.com/film/2010/mar/26/uma-thurman-motherhood-flop
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Down_(film)#Plot
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That's around the price of one adult ticket

how is that even possible

Does Bongistan have a no singles policy?

So only one person saw it?

literally

JUST

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Shia is a woke lad, I had to support him

>7 (seven) pounds sterling

this

man i wish marvel flicks did this bad, then theyd have to be forced to stop making them or make them good

I don't believe this

>It did better in the United States than it did across the pond, grossing $454,490.

Apologize

that's not EVEN the price of one adult ticket where I am

variety.com/2017/film/news/shia-labeouf-man-down-box-office-1202022472/

>implying they keep a record of something that small
fake news

It's happened before en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyzzyx_Road#Release_and_box_office_grossing

Shia saw it himself and got 50% off the ticket.

So tired of winning

isn't that movie from 2015?
I downloaded the bluray rip like last month

anyway it was probably released in one theater or something.

>The film played in one location, Reel Cinema in Burnley.

What the fuck made them choose Burnley?

uhh, the studio only released it in one theater on a tuesday with no promotion?

yes
>The film may have only been released in one cinema in Lancashire

SOLD ONE FUCKING TICKET

has another human ever been more btfo than shia lecuck in 2017

% of it go to the theater

THank god DC is following that path

That's included in the box office total, no? £7 is about the price for a small screen cinema outside of the South East.

Might balance out if the guy saw it in London and used student discount or Meerkat Wednesdays.

Imagine how much fun that one guy must have had

fuck my sides hurt

JUST

I made as much in half an hour of work as Shia did in 2 years of production

>UK doesn't have a 'no singles' policy

interesting

Do you guys think left wingers ever get bored of losing?

He's probably spent more than that losing flags

HE

so crusty neckbeards are too fat and too poor to go to see their idol's latest film, and also seemingly to vote

who knew

But the big question is, did it flop?

we don't have guns either

EBS

>he doesn't have a gun
lmao sucks to be you city boy

can someone bump my thread too? thanks

>me nan's me sister: the post

stroll on bindipper

JUST

Pedocrats BTFO again

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I wonder if Trumpkins do.

mic.com/articles/172329/donald-trump-is-on-pace-to-have-zero-legislative-wins-in-his-first-100-days-in-office

Yeah, because all you fucking alt-right """""""""""""""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""""""""""" people who showed up at HWNDU were just the absolute fittest examples of masculinity right? KEK.

Stop buying into this "Left v. Right" mentality you fucking braindead morons. They're using you against eachother and you're walking happily to the glue factory. Wake up and realize you don't have to blindly support either of those sides and take back your fucking country.

More people probably would watch he will not divide us at the theater.

why is there a huge dent in the top of his head?

>I have le transcended le political spectrum
>references mic.com

L M A O

I have the same thing

>"Sup Forums is always right"
>The turbokike they helped get elected president is currently making it so everything they post against his best friends the Jews on Sup Forums is gonna get them V& when the kikes buy their posting history from their ISPs

WEW

Another non-argument. Great job alt-right pussy. Now go wipe your face before you sit down for seder, you're got some orange on your lips.

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are you an absolute mad man as well?

not an argument

Same story as that Emma Watson movie that made 30 cuck-bucks in Bongistan.
But I don't expect context and circumstance matters much to anyone anymore.

yes I am a complete nutter haha

Who was the one person who saw it? What did he think of it?

me, it was alright

Why are CTRL-lefters always so seething and foaming?

And he probably makes more from one residual check for transformers or indiana jones then you do in a year, so it's a give and take thing.

7 pounds is like a billion dollars though so what's the issue, again?

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youtube.com/watch?v=T7Y8lQ9oHGI

Just

HE

>7 pounds is like a billion dollars though so what's the issue, again?

This sort of joke was funny back when the quid wasn't tanking by the minute

I'm the bloke in the UK that saw it, ama

kek How's that muslim ban and healthcare bill going?

as if

>Meerkat Wednesday rolls around
>Pack the meerkat in my back pocket
>Put a spare in my rucksack
>Post online that I am heading to the cinema
>Arrange to meet another single who wants to go
>Guy seems cool enough but
>He forgot his meerkat
>Getting worried and a bit sweaty now
>Tentatively lend him my spare
>Head inside the cinema
>Get a funny look from the cinema bobby but he lets us pass
>Guy orders the butteriest crab legs on the menu
>refuses a napkin
>Me and meerkat exchange glances
>Can't focus on film because I know he's getting butter on the meerkat
>Decide to leave early and ask for the meerkat back
>Dude won't give it
>Try and take it back
>He resists
>spotlight starts moving towards our seat
>cinema groundhog emerges from the ground and begins observation
>The Shh Hawk descends and dispenses quiet noises
>Cinema Monitor Lizard escorts us both out
>Guy gets mad
>Throws meerkat in the river and heads for his car
>river washes butter off
>thumbsup.jpeg

I knew this was going to be a reddity post from the second line

Is Shia replacing Brendan as the Lord of JUST?

>Trump curse is real

damn this nigga got some serious voodoo working for him

That's called confirmation bias, not a "curse" you dumb neckbeard

do you have a large dip in the top of your head?

I hope so. Shia deserves it, Brendan is a good guy

On the subject. Why is Shia such a pissy whiney faggot? He finished his dipshit teenage years a decade ago.

This is what happens when you fuck with Spielberg and Lucas Shia

YOU WORM

Suicide when?

t.triggered AIDS carrying tranny faggot

The company releasing that film has a habit of dumping their movies in just a couple of random cinemas, starting to think it's a tax writeoff thing since they did the same with that Emma Watson movie

nice

Pork in a Taco Bell: Android Lipid Cell Farewell failing is the actual good news.

Probably a contract that requires a UK release and they do it as cheaply as possible

Hes gonna be fine, right guys?

In the South east one ticket is £24.

It's not the first time this has happened here.

theguardian.com/film/2010/mar/26/uma-thurman-motherhood-flop

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Down_(film)#Plot

How high was he when decided this was a good role? That plot is a disaster.

Its art, you woundn't understand

>tfw watched this movie last month because brother recommended it to me
>it was decent other than the blatant direct message to the audience the movie has in the climax

Strange Shia would wanna do a movie like this though.