Who has the best real name in the industry and why is it Titus Welliver?

Who has the best real name in the industry and why is it Titus Welliver?

Okay so I guess we're just pretending Clint Eastwood doesn't exist.

That's James Nesbitt.

This

Clit Yeast-woot

Clitus Whale-y-ver

Michael Assbender

Powers Boothe

>Clint

name for queers

My-Kale Fuss-Bender

Michael Ironside.

Rip Torn.

DICK WOLF
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>real names
>(((Hollywood)))

Joey Adams ............................. Joseph Abramowitz
Eddie Albert ............................Eddie Heimberger
Woody Allen............................. Allen Konigsberg
Lauren Bacall .......................... Joan Perske
Jack Benny ............................. Benny Kubelsky
Milton Berle ........................... Milton Berlinger
Ernest Borgnine .........................Effron Borgnine
George Burns ........................... Nathan Birnbaum
Joan Blondell........................... Rosebud Blustein
Joyce Brothers ..........................Joyce Bauer
Mel Brooks ............................. Melvin Kaminsky
Joey Bishop ............................ Joey Gottlieb
Charles Bronson ........................ Charles Buchinsky
Rona Barrett ............................Rona Burnstein
Cyd Chrisse .............................Tula Finklea
Tony Curtis ............................ Bernie Schwartz
(daughter is Jamie Lee Curtis)
Joan Crawford .......................... Lucille Le Sueur
Dyan Cannon ............................ Samile Friesen
Kirk Douglas ........................... Isadore Demsky
(son is Michael Douglas)
Bob Dylan ...............................Robert Zimmerman
Rodney Dangerfield ......................Jacob Cohen
Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. ................. Douglas Ullman
Joel Grey .............................. Joel Katz
(father of Jennifer Grey)

Elliott Gould ...........................Elliott Goldstein
Zsa Zsa Gabor ...........................Sara Gabor
John Garfield .......................... Jules Garfinkle
Judy Garland ........................... Frances Gumm
Paulette Goddard ....................... Paulette Levy
Eydie Gorme............................. Edith Gormezano
Cary Grant ............................. Larry Leach
Lorne Green .............................Chaim Leibowiz
Judy Holliday .......................... Judith Tuvin
Leslie Howard .......................... Leslie Stainer
Buddy Hackett .......................... Leonard Hacker
Jill St. John .......................... Jill Oppenheim
Danny Kaye.............................. David Kominsky
Alan King .............................. Irwin Kniberg
Larry King...............................Larry Zeiger
Tina Louise............................. Tina Blacker
Ann Landers..............................Esther Friedman
(Abigail Van Buren is her sister.)

Dorothy Lamour ......................... Dorothy Kaumeyer
Miehael Landon ......................... Mike Orowitz
Steve Lawrence ......................... Sidney Leibowitz
Hal Linden.............................. Hal Lipshitz
Jerry Lewis ............................ Joseph Levitch
Karl Maiden .............................Maiden Sekulovitch
Ethel Merman ........................... Ethel Zimmerman
Jan Murray ............................. Murray Janofsky
Walter Matthau ......................... Walter Matasschanskayasky
Lilly Palmer ........................... Maria Peiser
Jan Pierce.............................. Pincus Perelmuth
Roberta Peters...........................Roberta Peterman
Eleanor Parker.......................... Ellen Friedlob
Joan Rlvers .............................Joan Molinsky
Tony Randall ........................... Sidney Rosenberg
Edward G. Robinson ..................... Emanuel Goldenberg
Dinah Shore ............................ Fanny Rose
Shelly Winters ......................... Shirley Schrift
Gene Wilder............................. Jerome Silberman

And he PLAYS a guy named Bosch. What a badass.

>Zsa Zsa Gabor ...........................Sara Gabor

????

American James Nesbitt should be in more things.

underrated

...

I can't pick, so here's my top two

Sandra Bollocks

cute tummy

Olivia Jane Cockburn

she was a slut

Texas Battle is pretty cool.

Shame the retarded spelling of his middle name.

best shibboleth

djimon hounsou is pretty good.

this man knows whats up

>Mahershalalhashbaz Gilmore

why do jews change their names?

it never made much sense why such a nepotistic elitist people would abandon their cultural names

they're not cultural names, they adopted their cultural names in the middle ages for these surnames

>why adopt goofy names

the translations for the vast majority of (at least germanic) jewish surnames are laughable purple. Like really flowery, 13 year old girl fake-name their shit. "Goldwater" "City of Roses" "Pearl" Man of Silver" "Tree of Roses" "Rose Wine" etc. etc. they literally just made them up during the Middle ages cause they thought they sounded cool

abandoning them now for better names is the actual cultural tradition

>Fanny Rose
Why the change?

>Fanny Rose
Oh god

>nobody actually posted this yet

Zuckerberg means sugar hill. Like the sugar hill gang.

Finn Wolfhard cracks me up

so you can't name them

Dick Wolf

Also Clint Eastwood.

gets me everytime
tfw was watching a sad scene and then that name came up during it....mfw

>soap opera actor
Why do you expect us to know who this clown is?

>all these literally who soap opera kikes

this dude is a cool actor, but I haven't actually seen him in anything