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>The MMA Hour - 01/29/18
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>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/29/18
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>New weight-cutting requirements could force Max Holloway up to lightweight
mmafighting.com/2018/1/31/16949532/new-weight-cutting-requirements-could-force-max-holloway-up-to-lightweight

>UFC 220 salaries
mmafighting.com/2018/1/30/16952930/ufc-220-salaries-stipe-miocic-cashes-event-high-purse-for-record-breaking-title-defense

>Amanda Nunes unsure why Cris Cyborg champ vs champ negotiations are dragging
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/amanda-nunes-cris-cyborg-ufc-title-champion-negotiations-dragging

>Khabib Nurmagomedov: No way will I let Conor McGregor fight for UFC title when I beat Tony Ferguson
mmafighting.com/2018/1/29/16947062/khabib-nurmagomedov-no-way-will-i-let-conor-mcgregor-fight-for-ufc-title-when-i-beat-tony-ferguson

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Thanks for moderating the board Calendar.

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GREAT OP! Thank you so much!

last one until monday. enjoy my guy

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>Cyborg being a bitch about the negotiations again

Colour me surprised

cyborg works everyone into a shoot

FUCK
CUB
SWANSON

Khabib is the best wrestle-grappler in UFC history.

That's one ugly fucking woman.

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you sure?

looks like a dude and steroids

this chick does?

Why is Paul Felder called the Irish Dragon he was not born in Ireland

they need something good to save that card

Ya man jaw. Nice try with the fake blonde hair you're not fooling anyone dude.

werdum is a real company man. he took walt harris on short notice then stepped in for mark hunt against tybura a month later. he takes risks with little reward

oh, i think youre mistaken in your analysis.

$440,000 ($300,000 to show, $125,000 win bonus, $15,000 Reebok sponsorship)

for sure little reward

not sure what you mean but vheck this pic out

>Khabib is the best wrestle-grappler in UFC history.

Khabib hasn't beat one NCAA Div 1 wrestler. Not a single one. How can you be sure of that until he fights a world class wrestler? People thought Maia's grappling was hot shit until he ran into elite wrestlers. GSP supposedly had the best wrestling in MMA until Hendricks showed he was better. Elite wrestling shuts down BJJ and sambo.

DC says khabib out-wrestles him daily

>mfw people on heem unironically think khabib would outwrestle askren

DC is just talking up his training partners. Do you really think he would say he's destroying Khabib and Cain in practice?

he is an elite wrestler you unread zilch

He literally beat every NCAA wrestler at NAGA you fat fuck who knows nothing about what he speaks.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

Did you even read my post, which elite wrestler has he (Khabib) beaten? None. Not a single NCAA Div 1 wrestler. You can't say he's the best when he hasn't even been in a fight with an elite grappler.

tony is going to get embarrassed that balding low income zilch

Absolute based have you tweeted that to him yet?

mad coz ur moms a fan?

Werdumb vs some russian for ufc london main event kek
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That's fucking stupid, he should be fighting Cain or Lewis if he beats Tybura

Gamethreads is heem. This autism is not heem.

Lithcuck is /heem/, you are bitch

are you that one angry dude from lithuania in every heem thread?

Volkov is actually good
This is a nice fight
Still weird for Werdum but there's no one else for him to fight

Man chaels videos are so comfy
btw is it true that americans can only drive automatic?

>btw is it true that americans can only drive automatic
yes

>Americans can only drive automatic
You are correct, Lukas. Too many idiots, both my cars are manual. How's the autobahn?

>You will never lick every drop off sweat off his body after a long training session

There was another lithuanian from gamethreads, but as far as I know, I am the one constantly complaining about how nu-heem is much worse than what it was, mostly because half of the content became posts from circlejerking losers that might be on the spectrum.

is it true that americans dont know what a kettle is

NAGA is not a high level tournament. It's impressive to win it, unless we're talking about world class guys. World class is winning ADCC. Do you even train? Which Div 1 guys did he beat at NAGA?

In any case, wrestling transfers to MMA much better than it transfers to submission grappling.

I guarantee he's getting Cain in July, he needs this fight to stay sharp. Volkov is no slouch. I figured he'd get Ngannou if he wasn't getting a shot against Stipe but Dana definitely doesn't want ford escort man in there with someone who grapples/clinch fights

Didn't drive autobahn yet my man getting my drivers license atm

Oh man, dangerous fight for Volkov, he's one of the very few hw prospects hope he doesn't get completely flushed

>getting my drivers license atm
Holy kek how old are you? You gonna but a Volkswagen GTI like all euros?

Cain is on extended vacation while the rest of the heavyweight contenders are getting their chins deleted going to war every three months. Smart man.

I'm 18 my man you can't drive under 18 here anyways so i'll have the license in the next few weeks i might get a 1 bmw or a vw

why do people think volkov is any good?

He doesn't need to be good, just slightly better than the old men and fatties in the heavyweight division

Any subarus in Germany?

I like how the UFC keeps brutally exploiting Britain's zeal for MMA. They are taking one of their few guaranteed successes and ruining that event by event too.

holy shit is that pic real lmaooooooooooo

Werdum will beat him up again anyways, I like Cain but with all the mileage and serious injuries I just don't see him hanging around too long. Sad.

i don't see him as any good, tybura is way better
also he gasses fast, but has a tough chin, ill give him that and moves forward all the time

Never seen one here desu

so who will floyd fight in his first MMA fight? CM punk?

hahahahaha tweet that to hiim

See you in Fresno or at the Nurburgring, brother. Good luck on that license

i can see your license plate my man and no none here

Bless my man but why fresno?

no way they microwave water
kek
what is wrong with them
why dont they use the electrical kettlebell

Till would beat Ortega in the 1st round

Not at 145

Cain would beat Max Holloway

Damn shame, good cars alot of fun
In any event you visit Ortega, I live hour away

>mostly because half of the content became posts from circlejerking losers that might be on the spectrum.
buddy you used to post shirtless pictures of yourself on here constantly and now you're complaining about circlejerking?
you posted pictures of yourself on /heem/ constantly

are ya fucked bud?

Did he put an electric kettle on the stove thinking it was an old one?

>you cant beat me up if I cut enough weight to not have to fight you

The absolute state of little people

Sounds good what state do you live in btw?

Would unironically be the biggest draw in mma history

California, did you not see the plate?

>I have to share a thread with a californian

Christ

Not sure how you can tell the state by the license plate in burger land my man anyways i'll see you soon brother

I'm happy about it, California has the best canyons and backroads to drive on. Better than boring flat Florida or something. What state are you?

Kentucky, the best place on planet Earth.

This is non-debatable.

>he's happy to live in california

Demi Lovato is a better fighter than anyone on heem.

Sounds comfy how's life there?

t-city is a one dimensional cunt and as soon as he comes against anyone with decent submission defense he is going to get lit up

I'm heem her to death

Who pays for it? Parents? How much does it cost you roughly?

gracies are shit how can they look their pupil in the eye knowing he took performance enhacing drugs to get an edge on his opponents

their pieces of shit and sakuraba exposed them

>Parents
Nah i work on the side it will cost about 4k

Mcgregor is being honoured tonight for charity work.

>Kentucky
Seems boring out there, are there good roads to enjoy?
Depends what you're into Mr. Leaf

what part of turkey are you from brah?

Females are a meme, celebrity BJJ belts are mostly memes too. If I wanted to I would tap McKenzie Dern right now. 98% in the gi, 100% no gi.

>he thinks driving on backroads is fun but lives in a place where it never snows

cmon my dude

>never practice any jiu jitsu
>thinks he can magically come up with some submissions

At best you'd lay on top of her my guy

>place where it never snows
I could just drive 3 hours away Lake tahoe is nice I hear. Backroads are best myguy

how hard it is to get an arm under someone's chin?

*pulls guard in a street fight*

Also, fuck salted roads I like my cars

Hard. How hard do you think it is to stop someone? It's really not as hard as you think.

AYOOOOO FORM VOLTRON