Star Wars

From the set of Star Wars: The Last Jedi

What do you call this haircut?

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What are these guys supposed to be anyway?

Queer black pride my guy

JUST

>we want the moonlight audience

wat

wtf is he? a nig nog kim jong catholic?

Please don't joke about Moonlight you'll trigger me as a black queer male

MEANWHILE, ON PLANET MEDIEVAL MONASTERY, WE JOIN OUR HERO REY AS SHE TRAVELS THROUGH THE GALAXY, MEETING OTHER HUMANS

>spacegay

looks like a magician

is he going to make his lightsaber disappear into rey?

on a scale of shit to star shit how shit is this shit gonna be bois?

>starballs

this is going to be the worst one yet, isnt it?

nothing can be worse than AotC

but the force awakens was already worse than that

this will be the ''music scene'' of ep8
space rap/hip hop in an mchammer style

>AoTC is bad
>AoTC is worse than III, VII, or Groan I
nice meme

Why is everything we've seen so far from the last jedi looking so awful? Who thought a planet full of black robes was a good idea?

>thinks aotc has anything on high ground

because it's a form of "black tie" in a space setting? it's a fancy planet why wouldn't they be wearing black tie

>Black people consistently show out and pack the fucking rafters for movies with them in it, causing them to over perform again and again.
>White people are attending fewer and fewer movies as the years go by
>WAAAH STOP PANDERING TO THEM

>What do you call this haircut?

"Toupee"

>All this revisionism
AotC was neither a good star wars movie or a movie. TPM felt like a Star Wars movie, albiet a bad one. RotS actually functioned as a scifi space opera movie. It wasn't great, but it wasn't an unwatchable travesty. AotC has almost NO redeeming qualities. It has the second worst saber battle in the series, PS2 tier CGI, cringeworthy dialogue that isn't even good even good enough to meme, a terribly acted, written, and paced romance. RotS had almost all of these things, but it had the benefit of being fun to fucking watch. The only reason TPM is considered worst than AotC is timing. If it wasn't for the shock that people felt after seeing TPM, people would be bullying Hayden instead of Jake.

the wiggly wig

It LITERALLY looks like a fucking Doctor Who episode...

holy fuck...

Is that Houdini and his chinese assistant?

HUMANS....IN SPAAACCCEEEE

>What do you call this haircut?

Oh, I'm sure (((They))) will let us know soon enough.

Autism

>10 days until the teaser trailer drops and it's Star Wars all day everyday on Sup Forums until December

Actually there was a movie worse, it was called the Force Awakens.

welcome to star wars

>Some dude with a cape
>Obligatory chinese character for the chinabuck$
>An adidas shoe in space

Wow...

TFA is lazy and uninspired and generally shit

still not worse than the trainwreck that is AOTC

>watch it, jedi
what did he mean by this?

Say that to my Lucas and not online and watch what fucking happens I swear to god

There are more alien species in this shot than there were in the entire TFA

they had a scene like that in TFA and it got shat on so they won't do anymore aliens :^)

AOTC at least had an interesting war battle between clones and droids. AOTC at least had Obi-Wan and the Kamino investigation thing. Everything else was trash, absolutely, but there was some small goodies.

TFA has nothing going for it. There is no positive to it. It is an actual 0/10 movie.

FORGIVE US GEORGE.

>neo-Sup Forums redditors hating on TFA now
lmao you couldn't be anymore new to this website

Future just

just because it doesn't have any good ideas doesn't mean it's a trash movie

tfa did its lazy shit well. aotc did its interesting shit badly, so it's worse objectively

>they had a scene like that
>like that
>like

Try copy/pasted like everything else in that abortion of a film.

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Yeh well I got shadowbanned on all my fave subs.

>heh you have your own opinion you must be new heh got eem

Or maybe I just genuinely hate the film?

Except TFA had nothing interesting and did it terribly, so it's objectively worse. There were no good scenes in TFA and a couple good ones in AOTC. And everything you can complain about w/ AOTC (cringey romance, terrible effects, terrible acting, horrible plot, horrible dialogue, etc) can be applied to TFA and more so.

>and a couple good ones in AOTC

name one

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>inb4 it's shit

TFA has Kylo

AOTC has

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>Obi-Jango battle, both on the landing pad and in space
>Clone reveal
>Dooku interrogating Obi
>Clones dropping into the stadium
>Final scene with the Star destroyers on Coruscant (ignoring the gross romance shit)

>Kylo
>A positive

As much a whiny bitch as Ani, yet you hate AOTC and praise Kylo.

>Obi-Jango battle, both on the landing pad and in space

terrible

>Clone reveal

terrible

>Dooku interrogating Obi

dooku was the worst villain in the series

>Clones dropping into the stadium

geonosis was terribad

>Final scene with the Star destroyers on Coruscant

thats barely a scene

>opinion
>opinion
>truth but Lee still did some pretty decent acting in comparison to the rest of the characters
>opinion
>kind of truth

As I expected, you listed off everything I said as terrible. I'm sure if you listed positives for TFA I'd do the same so let's agree to disagree.

>It LITERALLY looks like a fucking Doctor Who episode...
THIS

Hayden has zero charisma due to George's bad writing and direction in TFA

Kylo's first scene and the laser slash scene are great, his writing drops in quality a little later but those are classic Star Wars tier

called it

Star Wars movies are shit now, True kino is in the animated stuff see youtube.com/watch?v=no4SxdIIDBE

>classic Star Wars tier
Maybe because he's a complete rip off of Darth Vader?
And him crying like a little pussy was the most pathetic thing to ever happen in Star Wars, bare none.

He's a shitty Vader rip off made to be "sympathetic" but comes off as cringey. Sorry not sorry, Kylo IS the worst SW villain.

Rebels is shit.
TCW was shit too.

Only 2003 Clone Wars was kino.

But you are neo/tv/

>Sorry not sorry, Kylo IS the worst SW villain.

lmfao nope

stupid faggots nobody will ever validate your dumb hateboner, stay mad

Looks like Harry Potter

>t. 8 year old who got his first boner to seeing strong independent womyn Rey fly the Millenniun Falcob with no training, and shit his diaper in excitement when "TEH XWINGS MADE STARKILLER BASE GO BOOM BOOM"

VIII picks up right where VII left off, with Rey holding out the Saber.

"Hi," says Luke. You've found my secret new Jedi religious order. Let's go inside (they go through a door in a rock.)

(See this)

Call me retarded but everytime I look at this pic I see a wand in his hand and imagine some Potter hijimks in space.

>JJ and Badrobot almost completely removed from future films besides producing

>people will still shit on them and call them JJ flicks

Probably just a prop to have something like a lightsaber

We hivemind now, my space nigga.

its a walkie talkie you stupid cunt

Everybody is happy that it is more than just Tyler Perry Presents...

Is this the long awaited Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover we have been waiting for? This could be kino guys.

why?

You know because your momma gets her BBC calls on one, you piece of trailer trash cumstain?

>he likes TFA
>he calls others Redditors

welcome to all media created by humans, fellow """human"""

lol

>lack people consistently show out and pack the fucking rafters for movies with them in it
Lol, are you fucking joking? I'm pretty sure most people who watch TP movies aren't black either.

Are you implying Lucas isn't human?

more nightmare fuel from the SW universe, can't they do aliens anymore? The original trilogy could.

did you even lurked this site during the trailer shitfest?

my favorite part were the kylo lightsaber edits

Botched scalping.

Can't we send all our blacks to china?

The Marcus Garvey