The Peruvian:

The Peruvian:
During his childhood, he is introduced to the world of successful business from his parents, never having the need to use force to survive.
He is neat and attends all his classes, he is intelligent, and creative.

The expression "Peruvian" comes from the Latin "Civilizadus homo sapiens sapiens sapiens" which translates directly to "intelligent, human, and neat person".

You will wonder: How can one identify this marvelous creature?
In reality it's very simple, here are some of its characteristics:
1 - They have clear and pleasant skin.
2 - They are good looking and attractive.
3 - They are the tallest race in human history.
4 - They enjoy perfectly symmetrical bone structures, it is impressive.
5 - They have highly developed glutes.
6 - They have solid necks, wide, long, and strong.
7 - Straight and delicate noses that would make any Greek sculptor jealous.
8 - Their ears are designed to have the best acoustic capability.
9 - They have blue eyes and are well formed.
10 - They have an unbeatable facial aesthetic, the faces of gods.

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THE PERUVIAN: DURING HIS CHILDHOOD, IS REQUIRED TO ORDAIN
GOATS, COWS, AND CLEANING STABLES. THE PERUVIAN `` PRODUCES`` POTATOES, ONIONS, AND DOES
AGRARIAN WORK! THE PERUVIAN DOES NOT BATHE, DOES NOT STUDY,
DOES NOT GO TO SCHOOL, DOES NOT GO TO COLLEGE, DOES NOT GO TO A UNIVERSITY, AND CONTINUES BEING AN IGNORANT DULLARD,
HE IS CLOSED, GROSS, STUPID, PROFANE, AND REPUGNANT.

-WHAT IS PERUVIAN IN "LATIN ???

* `` INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A PeruviANUS IS THE EASIEST THING TO DO, HERE WE CALL OUT THEIR MAIN CHARACTERISTICS:

0 - THEY ARE UGLY, HORRIBLE, ABJECT, INSIGNIFICANT HEDONICS.
1 - THEY ARE BROWN, AND OF CRAP COLOR, TAKEN FOR COPPERED ONES, AND APPEAR TO BE LIKE CAIRNS.
2 - THEY ARE DWARVES, 150 CENTIMETERS TO 160 CENTIMETERS, LIKE ANDEAN GOBLINS.
3 - THEY ARE SHORT QUEERS OR BOW-LEGGED QUEERS, THEY TRULY ENGENDER NATURE.
4 - THEY DO NOT HAVE AN ASS, MEN NOR WOMEN.
5 - THEY DO NOT HAVE A NECK, THEY LOOK LIKE WORMS IN THE MUD.
6 - THEY HAVE A TREMENDOUS NOSE, LIKE THAT OF A CONDOR OR TOUCAN.
7 - THEY ARE BIG EARED, AND THE SPANISH CALLED THEM THIS.
8 - THEY ARE SLANT EYED AND HAVE NO EYELIDS.
9 - THEY HAVE PROTRUDING CHEEKS.
10 - THEY HAVE A ROUND AND SWOLLEN FACE, GUANACO-LIKE FACES.

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t. Joselito Mamani

I don't it's passé

>mexico

That's because people haven't given it a bigger story, or dare I say an even deeper lore.

EL peruANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A PERFECCIONARSE A SI MISMO..A SU COMUNIDAD... LIMPIAR LA MUGRE DEL MUNDO
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` IDEAS. CORRIENTES FILOSÓFICAS `` Y HACE TRABAJOS
ACADÈMICOS!!..el peruANO SE BAÑA DIARIO , ESTUDIA , VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER CULTO HÁBIL,
DE MENTE ABIERTA , LISTO , INTELIGENTE , EDUCADO , ATRACTIVO

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``DEUS ENCARNADUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON ATRACTIVOS, HERMOSOS, NOBLES, MAGNÍFICOS... AGRADABLES
1- SON BRONCEADOS, COLOR TOSTADO, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN ESCULTURAS
2- SON GIGANTES , 2M50 A 2M60, PARECEN DIOSES ANDINOS
3- SON VERGAS LARGAS Y VERGA CHUECA , VERDADEROS EJEMPLOS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- TIENEN CULO, HOMBRES Y MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, SUS CABEZAS LEVITAN
6- TIENEN TREMENDA NARIZ, DE GRIEGO, O MODELO
7- SON SOBREHUMANOS, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI

THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE australiANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``AUSTRALOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

THE finnANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STAB.. STEAL... SERVE..HIS SWEDISH MASTERS
``THE finnANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO MAKE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING DISHES!!..the finnANUS DOESN'T TALK , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY finnANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``PERKELUS HEDIONDUS VITTUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A finnANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE YELLOW AND ASIAN, LIKE PISS, SIMILAR TO VOMIT
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR MONGOL COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``GL¨OGI`` AND ``M¨AMMI``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR PUFFINS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE RUSSIANS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE YELLOW MONGOLS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEY ARE SWEDISH PUNCHING BAGS

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EL CHILENO ES UN ANIMAL CONFLICTIVO, HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO ESE QUE TANTO LOS AVERGÜENZA, CON INCLINACIONES A LA TRAICIÓN, EL ROBO, LA PELEA SUCIA Y DESIGUAL, COMO EN TODAS LAS GUERRAS QUE HA PARTICIPADO CON APOYO DE EMPRESAS INGLESAS PARA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS, TREMENDA RAZA DE RATEROS LA CHILENA... NADIE EN EL MUNDO CIVILIZADO QUIERE A UN RATERO, PERO ES COMPRENSIBLE TANTA RABIA CHILENA, SI VIVEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA RAYA EN EL FIN DEL MUNDO...

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El catalan es facilmente reconocible por sus grandes rasgos
SEMITICOS
AVAROS
COMEPUERROS

¿Como se dice CATALAN en latin?

"Italianus independientus quieroynopuedus"


el catalan es obligado en su niñez a "manyar calsots"..... es adoctrinado contra la España en sus colegios donde le dicen "vota a Mas"....!!!!

El cataloniANO crece rabioso y pesetero contra la sociedad, acostado en su ESTELADA....sueña con ser italiano....pero se despierta 'lacrimoso'


el catalanET....odia a ESPAÑA porque nunca pudo tener colonias.....

el catalanET habla de "CERDeña", pero el aragoniANO eterno le mete una colleja...esta la vida del catalanET!!!!


che los catalanes asaltan un camposanto por una peseta.....fuera de circulacion
El catalan es facilmente reconocible por sus grandes rasgos

NARIZ SEMITA
GAFAS DE PASTA
ALOPECIA

La avaricia semítica es un rasgo reconocible de todo catalán. El catalán es obligado durante su niñez a odiar a España. El catalán odia su apellido Sánchez, García o Rodriguez y maldice todas las noches a su abuela catalana por haber sucumbido a la lujuria con su abuelo andaluz.

El catalán tiene un sueño recurrente en el que entra en un restaurante de cinco tenedores, empieza a comer y entonces se despierta para no tener que pagar.

IL NAPOLETANO: DURANTE
LA SUA INFANZIA... È OBBLIGATO A MUNGERE
CAPRE..VACCHE... PULIRE STALLE
``IL CAMPANO ``SEMINA`` PATATE. CIPOLLE`` E SVOLGE LAVORI
AGRICOLI!!..il napoletANO NON FA IL BAGNO , NON STUDIA ,
NON VA A SCUOLA , AL COLLEGIO NON VA ALL'UNIVERSITÀ È UN ESSERE IGNORANTE GOFFO,
CHIUSO , BRUTO , STUPIDO , VOLGARE , RIPUGNANTE

-COS'È IL NAPOLETANO IN ``LATINO ???

*``TERRONUS PUZZOSUS SCIMMIUS``

COME RICONOSCERE UN NapoletANO È LA COSA PIÙ FACILE, QUI CITIAMO LE SUE CARATTERISTICHE PRINCIPALI:

0- SONO BRUTTI, ORRIBILI, ABIETTI, INSIGNIFICANTI... PUZZOLENTI
1- SONO MARRONI, COLOR CACCA, TENDENTE AL RAMATO, SEMBRANO STRONZI
2- SONO NANI, DA 1M50 A 1M60, SEMBRANO ELFI APPENNINICI
3- HANNO LE ZAMPE CORTE O LE ZAMPE ARCUATE, VERI ABBOZZI DELLA NATURA
4- NON HANNO CULO, NÉ GLI UOMINI NÉ LE DONNE
5- NON HANNO COLLO, SEMBRANO VERMI CON FANGO
6- HANNO IL NASO TREMENDO, DI CONDOR, O TUCANO
7- SONO ORECCHIONI, GIÀ I BORBONI LI CHIAMAVANO COSÌ
8- HANNO GLI OCCHI INCLINATI E NON HANNO PALPEBRE
9- HANNO GLI ZIGOMI SPORGENTI
10- HANNO IL VISO TONDO E GONFIO , QUESTE FACCE DA GUANACO

Someone do a Brit version

If I did I would, but alas... I am only a PeruANO...

Which memes did I miss?

THE enGROINS: DURING HIS
CHILDHOOD ... IS FORCED TO MILK
GOATS ... COWS ... CLEAN STABLES
`` THE enGROINS `` PLANTS `` POTATOES. ONIONS`` HE DOES
AGRARIAN WORK !! .. THE enGROINS DOES NOT BATHE, DOES NOT STUDY,
DOES NOT GO TO SCHOOL, DOES NOT GO TO COLLEGE, DOES NOT GO TO A UNIVERSITY HE IS AN IGNORANT DULLARD,
CLOSE-MINDED, BRUTE, STUPID, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

-WHAT IS enGROINS IN ``LATIN ???

* `` BRUTISH FETIDUS MONKUS``

¿ HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN enGROINS IS THE EASIEST THING, HERE WE LIST THEIR MAIN CHARACTERISTICS:

0- THEY ARE UGLY, HORRIBLE, ABJECT, INSIGNIFICANT ... FETID
1- THEY'RE PALE AND PINKISH, LIKE CORPSES, SIMILAR TO PIGS, THEY LOOK SICKLY
2- THEY ARE DWARVES, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE LEPRECHAUNS
3- THEY HAVE ROTTEN CROOKED TEETH FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC HERBS WITH MUD AND `` BISCUITS ``
4- THEY DO NOT HAVE ARSE, NEITHER MEN NOR WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE A TREMENDOUS NOSE, LIKE THAT OF A SHARK OR TOUCAN
7- THEY HAVE BIG EARED, EVEN THE ROMANS SAID SO
8- THEY HAVE LITTLE BEADY EYES AND A BURNING HATRED FOR CIVILIZATION
9- THEY HAVE PROTRUDING CHEEK BONES
10- THEY HAVE A ROUND AND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCK PAKIS

fucking lol

Bumpinho

Bumping again too.

I hope this thread will still be here when I wake up

Please let this thread stay up mods for the Brit user.

Chilean memes are so hurtful...

RIP

it's 2:33 here

goodnight lovely subhumans :3