I am a National Guardsman

I am a National Guardsman.

I will defend my homeland with my life.

If you fuck with me, I will bring you down.

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cringe

Very cool OP

cringe

beta fag POG

I'm a forklift driver

I'll lift the shit out of anything (2tons or less)

If you fuck with me ill lift you up.

fuck off, pogue

Tyfys, boot

I'm a postal worker.

I will deliver your mail 1-2 days later than you would have liked.

If you fuck with me, I will make it 3.

>I am a National Guardsman
what? couldn't get into the actual army, so you had to go to the make-believe army?

I am a professional jockey.

I will defend your shitty punts with my life.

If you fuck with me, I will ride you like a pony.

stfu cringey homo

10/10 uplifting comment

Typical nasty girl

then maybe you swore to protet your country against enemies. Foreign and domestic. So how come you let Soroz goons, Antifa, (((they))), run loose?

I'm a software engineer

I will use latest technology to solve your problems

If you fuck with me, I will underestimate and destroy your project

>NATIONAL GUARDSMAN

AHAHA SHOULD OF JOINED THE FUCKING MARINES YOU POG, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO ANYWAYS DRIVE A BOAT OR SOMETHING. HOW ABOUT YOU GET DOWN AND FIGHT WITH THE GROUNDPOUNDERS FAGGOT.

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what happens when you get married and take your husband's last name?

I am a pharmacist
I will get your prescriptions to you in ten minutes
If you fuck with me, I’ll make it 20

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>Baptist
No one asked delusional fucks that believe in sky daddies to do anything.

>joining the national guard
Kek who tf joins the national guard and brags about it? Thanks for Tasty bait OP

>I am a National Guardsman.
>I will defend my homeland with my life.
>If you fuck with me, I will bring you down.
>One weekend a month
>And two weeks a year

that's funny.

Kek, weekend warrior.