Jesus Christ, Rogan. It's just an egg sandwich

Jesus Christ, Rogan. It's just an egg sandwich.

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>fried yard from my eggs
wdhmbt?

I thought eggs were bad for you now.

>sour kraut

what did he mean by thsi

>mayo

>jalanenos

Digestion.

They are. They're one of the biggest meme foods to exist next to bread and dairy products.

Who the fuck cares all those things are delicious. Your meme diet probably will kill you just as fast.

That looks just awful. Like a disgusting runny mess.

DUDE

EGGS

LMAO

You know what goes good with an egg sandwich? Four additional fried eggs on the side.

No, eggs are fine. Gooks or something. Meme science.

>*Kicks your ass.

what gets me is he has fried eggs in his yard. how do you even get fried eggs laying around your yard

What is (((Ezekial))) bread?

That's what your mother said when you were born.

>millenials hate bread

what a terrible generation

you stupid fuck

bread made from ezekial

Every food becomes a meme food when lazy people find it doesn't make them skinny in a week with no exercise.

Eating seven eggs in one sitting is pretty bad for you

It's another meme food. It's bread made from like 7 different types of grain and is supposed to be less carby or something.

theyre very nutritious and proven to not be bad for you in several studies

Probably. Childbirth is gross. My balls were also cartoonishly large for a few hours apparently.

kek

not if they're from your yard

Dumb fucking template mobile poster

>Joe Rogan will never spank your bare bottom and then throw eggs from his yard at your sore, swollen hiney

they're not gonna kill you immediately, that doesn't make it good.

>Joe Rogan eats this
>6-8 hours later he farts in your face
what does it smell like?

>(((Ezekiel))) bread

Eggs

that is one sloppy stoner meal

Nah, bro, the sauerkraut and mayo balances it all out. Super healthy now.

>what does it smell like?
Oh man you would never guess

You are about to be shocked

flabbergasted, even

Are you ready?

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Do the hot sauce people pay him to post that?

How is that a sandwich? It's not closed.

best part is his ezekial bread, just looking up what it's made from i know it tastes like shit

Why?

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you're the type of faggot that calls a hotdog a sandwitch

>low carb bread

whats the point?

They will not kill you unless you do no exercise, which definitely will kill you

He has a fried egg tree in his backyard?

*praises jesus*
*denies evolution*
*denies climate change*
*ruins the economy*
*drinks 6 milkshakes*
*makes racist remark*

FARKING MALLANIULS

So were mine. I saw my baby pictures for the first time a few years ago when was going through some old boxes and I was confused and frightened. I guess that's a common thing though, something to do with the surge of hormones the baby gets when the mother goes into labor. It's kind of hilarious. Looks like a tomato.

The point is to not consume lots of carbs, you fucking turd

Its meat between two buns, what else would you call it, aside of your weekend?

Chris Cage is BORING, LOW ENERGY.

SAD.

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a hotdog is a sandwich you dumbfuck

embarrassing desu

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

He has chickens in his back yard.

No, it's a hot dog

exercise doesn't burn visceral fat only not eating like a pig and fasting does

then don't eat fucking bread you cum stain

I know that's technically true, but I will never accept it. A hot dog is a hot dog. The equation for a proper sammich involves two or more slices of bread, not a single bun split open in the middle.

And a fucking gyro (or any variation thereupon) isn't a sandwich either

But it's tasty, you fucking faggot

Please say this to Joe's face. I dare you.

ikr

he never once mentioned chickens though

BELOWRATED

Why are autistic people so hung up on eggs?

It's what you have when a girl is in trouble.

Be, very, careful, now.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECTRUM?

Ugh, can you not right now?

im starting to believe this numale meme

God fucking damn it.
I've been wanting a fried egg sandwich for the past couple of hours... now I want one even more.
I ain't gonna be all posh about fuck all though, just gonna stick some fried eggs in some fucking bread with salt and pepper and be done with the cunt.

A fox would literally tear Joe Rogan's throat out

set it up

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>le eggs are bad maymay

Vegans belong in the zoo

Fried chickens that lay fried eggs?

Post proof oh wait you can't

fried yards with fried eggs that lay fried chickens

Don't forget cheese

don't forget the mayo

What's his fucking problem

he has too many fried eggs in his yard so he has to eat them every day

Eating that for breakfast would make me shit water.

He needs to turn up his yard. They don't look very fried at all.

depends whos funding the studies

Joe's digestive system has evolved due to all the DMT he's smoked.

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Kang Ezekiel?

im a terrible cook and my eggs even look far more appetizing.

How can one man eat like this regularly

calories

*looks over at the meal*
look at that ...
yeah these eggs must be what? 400 grams? jesus those things will salmonella you to shreds