Why don't you own a luxury watch Sup Forums? What is your excuse for not applying yourself and being able to afford one?

Why don't you own a luxury watch Sup Forums? What is your excuse for not applying yourself and being able to afford one?

>pic related
>just a small portion of my collection

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Not into jewelry

I don’t have a job and haven’t worked since april.

Hahaha says luxury watch and posts shit....

I have an Omega Seamaster.

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My dick isn´t small like OP´s so I don´t need a status symbol to compensate.

Because luxury watches are a waste of money?
Only a moron can't see that.
Are you a moron? You seem like a moron.

eh... ok i guess. why didn't you go with a Rolex submariner? Way more prestigious and holds it value way better. The only modern Omega worth owning is the fucking Man on the Moon watch.

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>holds value better
The fact you need to worry about this should say something to you.


This

this look not like luxury watch ... no gold no Rolex .....

Not really into watches. I'd rather have my money in a savings account. My only real spending is on my desktop setup and my GS...

I have a smart watch, no need for an analog watch

>gold rolex

Muh nigga

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If I wanna check the time I'll use my phone

Because I don't like watches and I find them functionally useless.

I don't need to know what time it is every hour. Most of us have a natural sense of time. For when you need the exact time there is always a clock at home, or on your phone (for being on time).

Last time I wore a watch it was a decade ago. I prefer to spend my money on travelling and computer hardware. I'd rather go on vacation without a watch tan.

Watches are like belly button jewelry on women. Unnecessary and they get in the way.

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It's just like people paying for their Lexus. I don't care one bit about what I drive. If I had 50 million dollars, yeah of course I'd get some sweet vehicles for fun.

But I make a lot of money and I drive to work in a tin can 2005 Nissan Sentra. I had work done on the engine and it works perfectly.
Best part... is that for my 12 hour shift it SITS in a parking lot doing nothing. Beside me is my co-worker with a 2019 Lexus and his $450 car payment a month.

It doesn't matter if I drive a golf cart to work or a vehicle worth $300,000. It just sits there.

Same as watches.

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Because im a poorfag

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ITT: poorfags deride people for spending money on things they like. Also OP, dank 5711a. Did you get retail or secondary? Personally, I wouldn't bother with the AP Royal Oak when you already have the 5711a. Just picked up the World Timer and ngl, I may have made an error on it.

I used to wear a watch, and I got it for $12. Worked perfectly

>i didn't understand a bit of that, but i still know what time it is

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Nigers tend to attack me and steal all my shit. Even happened twice in one week.
>t. American

Why don't you drive a Morgan too you outdated fuck. I own one watch and it's solar powered for the sole purpose of SHTF. Get off the fucking internet and go tally your watch expenses on a slide rule.

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Who the fuck cares?

fucking great post
don't need dubs of truth for it to be true

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Just about every electronic device I use or look at shows me the time. What does a watch offer other than being a tacky metal wristband?

I don't need to know what time it is all day, why would I need social jewelry?

Had 0ne , hugo boss, sold it for heroin

NICE

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>and my GS...

Which Grand Seiko do you own?

Cant take it with me when i die, same reason I havnt bought pants in 30 years

There are a lot of us that don't buy pants

Women are turned off by watches. Might just be a Europe thing, but here it's seen as metrosexual. It's basically like wearing a shirt that says "I'm gay".

Is that because your mom buys your clothes?

No dipshit, we are nudists.

possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard but i'll bite. pls explain

This sort...

I ride a BMW GS Adventure.

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buying a watch is like buying a baby-tricycle in your analogy.

Screw you I have a spongebob watch that doesn't work and is clearly worth a fiver in the pawn shop

its because I already own the clothes I want. I'm not shopping for more.

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Western eurofag here and that's bullshit, as long as it's not covered in diamonds or something woman do like luxury watches on men.
My watch is a Micheal Kors access Bradshaw because it has the practically of a smart watch and makes mechanical hourwork purists seethe.

exactly the point. and people should grow out of tricycles

I dont buy fake shit from Wish.com like you obviously do.

>£65k scuffed up Patek Nautilus
>£30k scuffed up AP Royal Oak
who are you kidding mate. nice replicas at least

Because there is literally a clock wherever you go, including in your pocket. It's called a cell phone.

Why is one the right number of watches when I've got two wrists and a phone that does everything a watch does?

i have a phone

Cram your materialistic bullshit.

You're the one brainwashed into cucking your wallet to the elites that manufacture trash in third-worlds under an expensive name.

Diamonds are worthless.

(I know this is probably bait, but I've met people who genuinely think this way.)

Yes, I carry a cell phone. I also know how to drive a manual transmission vehicle. I shave using real soap, a boar bristle brush, and a 1959 Gillette double edge razor, and wear aftershave. I'm a man who doesn't wear girls pants because they are trendy. I might wear a flannel shirt while using my chain saw. I know how to cook, and I own a 9mm Beretta. Unlike all you trap loving sissy boys I've never desired to fuck"boi pussi".

And I wear a watch. A Bulova Caravelle that sells for around $100, but I scored it off an auction site for less than $40. Got my grand daughter one for $9.

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Dirt and street. I like it.

I'm under 40 so a lot of my friends kinda make fun of me for riding a "dad jeans" sort of bike, but whenever we go out on trips/motocamping they always ask me to carry shit for them.

I want to add either a cruiser like an 883 or a track bike to my garage, but for now I still need to save money.

Being poor sometimes sucks.

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Get a load of Marlon Namebrando over here...

If you owned a Nautilus you would know the metals scratch quite easily

are you a civilian

I bet this faggot is from California

The fuck does any of that shit have to do with owning a watch?
Pretentious condescending boomer cunt

So tell us, what brand of mascara do YOU wear?
Have you started you gender transition yet? Please let us know your pronoun of choice.

Kek
Triggr'd

I'm straight

When you don't care what time or day it is, why wear expensive wrist jewelry?
Sun=day
No sun=night

>812802134
Yup, semiretired carpenter. I do handyman projects for shits and giggles.Already own all the tools, so it's kind of voluntary community service. The 9 is a 92FS. The Civvy version of what many LEO and Mil carried for years.

And all before your 12th birthday. Admirable.

>Pretentious condescending boomer cunt
Don't put too much ice in my drink counter boy. And do a better job wiping the ketchup off the trays or I'll talk to your manager. Might want to check the bathroom. Someones fixing to shit all over your fresh mopped floor...

Damn nice Phillipe

Got the planet ocean myself. I like the chunky feel of omega's on your wrist.

Sure is ESL in here all of a sudden...

Not so much. I do discriminate. I prefer to own better than the cheapest tools. What does your mommy buy you?

when you're a neet time isn't a luxury

>a condescending retort

who could've guessed????

But I DO own one.
Not really a luxury watch anymore though.
Used to be when it came out in the 80s.
Actually worth more now than when I purchased it since it's a rarrity.

ST CLOOOOOUD!

'cause doesn't have any technological use, only for watch the time, I have the mi band 2 that's very cheaper

English as a second language? Is that because I know how to use punctuation? Yes, I did learn how to type before spell checkers were invented.
My Russian is a little rusty, never picked up much French, but my Spanish is fair passable.

watches are for old men who shouldn't be near kids

worthless trinkets

autismos who think owning a watch is a "hobby" is fucking laughable.

>oooohhhh it has value because a copy of it went to moon and uhhh the bond guy wore it in a movie once

lmao mid life crisis cope

I've got a Moonwatch. Bought it like ten years and wear it daily. I feel more attachment to it than I've felt to my girlfriens, lol.

put it around ur cock

Since this is a discussion about wrist watches, I'm not quite sure what your outburst means. Common autistic screeching? Reeeee much?

"worthless" implying worth has any value beyond that which you as an individual assign to something. If a nigga wants to buy a watch, its worth it to the nigga.

You think I didn't do it after I've bought it, you fucking dingus?

"Your" collection?

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Timestamps, faggot, or you're poor. I don't buy stupid shit that will get me robbed, I buy stuff that gets me more money.

Damn i love the look of this watch. Wish it was affordable, but the geometric shape of the dial, with that iconic window shades textured background is memorizing. Love it.

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I love the Nautilus but it is without a doubt the most overpriced and overhyped watch in the world. Triple retail value on the secondary market wtf

I rock the 57 Speedmaster myself. A very nice time piece

I like my Pro Trek. Has features that I actually use.

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While watches still have their place for divers and people who need precision time outside of signal range, for most people their cell phone negates the necessity of a watch. All a luxury watch does now is indicate who's the best target for a mugging.

>57 Speedmaster
We talking wristwatches or bass drum pedals?

Wristwatch my friend

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HNNNNGGGG

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This or the Milgauss is my obtainable dream watch.

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Not really a high end luxury watch, but i like it. It was a gift btw

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I need a watch all the time, hower I always cheap out because I end up breaking them within 1 year

>The only modern Omega worth owning is the fucking Man on the Moon watch.
>Man on the Moon
>Modern

It's peak 1950s technology, user.. Getting one from the 50s or 60s for the novelty, sure. Getting one in 2019 because Reddit memesters and indebted Australians told you so is fucking retarded..

>Holds value
Buy it if you want it and can afford it. If you have to worry about selling it down the line: Get a Casio and a job.

my boy!

I've always liked the look of this watch, but it's a monstrous looking shitter tbh

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This is why I don’t own a super high end prestigious watch. I have a $250 Rolex clone, different brand. It works great. I spend the rest of my money on shit that I like and care about. The whole point of a watch is that you know what time it is and in this day and age, that’s easier than ever.

>The whole point of a watch is that you know what time it is and in this day and age, that’s easier than ever.

So what´s the fucking point of having a $250,- fake Rolex then, when for $10,- you get a modern day classic () that keeps better time than a genuine Rolex?

I didn’t buy it bro. If I had $250 lying around it would go into my mountain bikes.

You got gifted a fake Rolex?

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