*Plays for 30 minutes before going into a diabetic coma*

*Plays for 30 minutes before going into a diabetic coma*

Why the fuck do Brazilians love this overrated obese jewfro fuck so much

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Are you mad, friend?

we who had seen him play know why

Because he was amazing in his prime you silly wanker

I don't know, maybe cause he won a World Cup for us I guess

>scores hat trick in those 30 minutes
that's why

Fatnaldo us best Naldo.

Prove me wrong
Pro tip You can't

the right footed Adriano

>has 2(1) WCs
>played on both sides of el clasico
>played on both sides of the Milan derby
>overweight but still more creative than CR7
>good dribbler

>overrated obese jewro fuck

Fenômeno is 1998 m8. People started calling him "Gordo" since 2004, 2005.

Fuck off disrespectful roo fucker

All these retards who literally never watched Rotundo play yet think he is the god of football he was a lazy, overrated player who turned up for 3 seasons before deciding he likes the tapas too much and stopped playing good football, this is UNDENIABLE

You just want attention. No one takes you seriously, dude. He got fat because he suffers from hyperthyroidism.
Saying that this dude was overrated is silly:
youtube.com/watch?v=1LW87rPBVCk

Answering your question:
He is loved because he is directly responsible for us winning our fifth title and making us the country with most WC titles in the world. Also he isn't just loved by us, he is loved by many people from all around the world.

Zidane has said Ronaldo was the best player he ever played with. Ibrahimovic idolizes him.

>hyperthyroidism
Yeah, just like big bones and glandular problems

What the fuck was he thinking?

You must be 18 or over ot post on this site, Aiden T'uvalu Hohepawira

He wanted to distract people from his injuries

His son couldn't recognize him while he played so he did this.

He looked like a character of a famous comic book from here when he did that

*character from

>d-d-don't worry el fatômeno you're just husky becuase of hyperthyroidism! Please fuck my wife

I think his son could have recognised him with his massive belly
So do you Kostas Papadopodopaloupodous

You talk as if he was fat his whole career.

What massive belly? See pic related

>Please fuck my wife
is that an australian proverb?

Yeah it's an Australian saying

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unironically kill yourself

Getting fucking tired of this faggot Poopeeland shitstain. This thread has gone far enough.

In a way, he was the ultimate fairy tale of a guy overcoming shitty circumstances - and not just the favela background (when he was born, his dad was drunk and skint, so he registered his son's birth late and his official birth date was 2 days off the actual one).

Bear in mind, his career was cut in a half by muscle problems. When everyone was hyping him and Vieri joining forces at Inter, they ended up playing like 5 games together.

But when he was fit, he played amazingly well. World Cups 1998 & 2002, Champions League 2003 matches with Man Utd, four straight seasons as Madrid's top goalscorer in all competitions.

Hi Ronaldo! Ease up on the food champ!

stay mad chinky lad

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Sage and hide

based

Nice to know he's a xenophobic racist

>tf
>tp


Bro, come back to the Rugby shit.

because before his knees exploded at Inter he was the GOAT

Oh so for what one season?

>being this upset that you will never be as good as Fatnaldo
sad

t. chink

I miss good Brazilian players that don't act like little faggots all the time. Nerman is a joke.

>shitting on Ronaldo (true) because MUH STATS i just found on wikipedia
i bet this kiwi faggot born in 2000 and never watch him at his prime

oh wow a chinese nz
colour me surprised
boy howdy i never

didn't he fuck trannys on the regular?

t. Xing Ling

I don't know, probably yes

Ronaldo fucked this one in pic related

Same reason why Australians who are close to you will love Cahill for a while even after he retires.
Same reason why USA is gonna worship Pulisic for at least 50 years from now.
Same reason why we keep praising Karagounis and Katsouranis in Greece.

Being a fan's favorite is honestly a thing mate. And it's not only about what you do in the field.

so by definition he is /our/ guy, fucks trannies doesn't give a fuck

Well he was married and didn't take proud of this.

imagine being regarded as one of the best footballers in the history of the game, but some chinky poo peelander doesn't rate you on spee. would neck myself desu

t. wei shen

nah mate, I'm not buying it
I'm sure you never watched him, I know you didn't, it drops from your shitposts
but it's ok, not everyone is lucky in this life

NYA

imagine if the chinkettes started making monkey noises to banter back lel

I can't even imagine what would make a kiwi this obsessed with a retired brazilian football player.

test

We here don't know that that's considered racist everywhere. Many famous people keep doing that and then get surprised at the backlash

Hyperthyroidism does not make people fat at all. Hypothyroidism is associated with 10-15 lbs weight gain. He did most of that by his diet.

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fuck what anyone will say about Fat Ronaldo, this the greatest moment in modern football history and it is from a shit 1-1 tie in the Paulistão.

>All these youngsters who never had to find no.9 on fifa 99

He scored 40 league goals at the age of 20

He also weighed 40 stone at the age of 20