Eternal /trb/

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>Macca's official /trb/ database:
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old
youtube.com/watch?v=GY5n5bSH9iA

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youtube.com/watch?v=DbPQkYwimqc
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>Not "they want cum" edition
zzzzz

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this is true

that's my childhood right there, Calvin is my spirit animal.

i miss reading those comics. might go order a book or two of them.

Get all of them

have a wallpaper qtie

I keep forgetting how awesome that comic was.

>late november
>board request meeting
>give me 10m to spend in january
shit, I don't even know what to do with this, I was happy with my threadbare broke squad

I can't remember whether I had a substitute teacher called Wormwood who was actually really nice, or an awful and cranky substitute teacher that everyone referred to as Wormwood
it was one of the two

>the Bostich League
youtube.com/watch?v=PeNIpWT-3vk
Has Miles really denied the inclusion of leagues below Vanarama N/S for all eternity? I hope he'll stick as consistently to that as to his "homosexuality should not be news' comment.

haram haram haram haram haram

>transfer listed by request
>they want 49m

looks like hes causing mayhem

>give goalkeeper painkilling injections
>he shows up wearing his full tracksuit

they definitely shouldn't have signed him. in this rare case, a 9m shitter from the division below really would have been the better choice

>give goalkeeper painkilling injections

RIP

Oh I dunno, it was just a back injury. I can't see any risk in ignoring that

I'm having a problem with my strikers, the one on the left is a HG club icon who just came back from injury to singlehandely win a CL match but on the other hand the one on the right is in insane form and I don't know which I should start

Both.

should I remove the DM from my tactic so I can have a 2nd striker?

Sure.

>keeper decides to dribble out of his box
>spaghetti goes everywhere and he is tackled >other team scores into an open net
>his rating went up
>mfw

>Lose 1-0 thanks to a refballed penalty
>No option to question the penalty decision in the post match interview

>Aberdeen last year
>Hearts this year
pls go Scotland

>CM(D) always behind the ball, playing well
>a highlight starts with him standing on the halfway line
>immediately know we're going to concede

>centreback has ball at the byline
>opposition striker closing in, cb still standing there despite support right next to him
>cb just stands there as striker takes the ball
>striker crosses to nobody and we score on the counter

>not using text only
Your imagination is less infuriating than the match engine

Text doesn't show you what is going wrong/right though, I can imagine anything I want but if retarded things are happening in regards to positioning etc you wont see that in text only.

It's another "the board of my new club criticizes me for the formation the last manager used whilst I have no intentions of playing in the same way, nor have I played any matches yet" episode.

Is there a way in FM18 to get scout reports to your inbox? If I want a quick scout report on a player, I never seem to get notified.

I think you have to go back to each player and check, or wait until the next scouting meeting, which is a hassle. I usually shortlist them (or add them to a specific shortlist) and then sort them by scouting recommendation or age of scout report in the shortlist.

you can set to have scouting meetings every day I think though that still is worse than how it used to be, thx miles

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>entire squad is English
>take England manager job on the side
>never call up my players

>not bringing it home

some patriot you are

>Play non UK saves
>Soft brexit every time
>First FM 18 save in the UK
>Hard brexit

Kill me.

>fudbol
omg lol

omg lol

>Canary Islands U19 playing Czech Republic U19s right now
Hope butters has gone to this

WHAT
WHERE
STREAM?
I did not know this

I looked briefly for a stream and fairly sure not streamed but I'll have another look

What are your islands' primary export?

bananas I think.
found it
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQi0afTEEV8
no audio though

5th round cup berths

Thats it, good work. Your lads are 2-0 down btw

>that field

*3-0

0-3 now. Also fighting in the stands lel.
>Las Palmas infrastructure
classic

PENULTY

>Canary Islands u19 need to sort themselves out. This is getting embarrassing.

dude, we suck don't we.

any idea what the logic behind inviting the czechs was? seems like a guaranteed mismatch.

as far as I can tell its a regular tournament between canary islands and a bunch of others
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_del_Atlántico_(Canarias)

The other two teams in the competition are Spain and Japan, it's always going to be a mismatch unless we invite shitters like Cape Verde and that kind of teams.
We tied against the weebs so that's nice.

>The tournament will begin on Tuesday, January 30, with the Canary parties - Japan and Spain - Czech Republic. For Wednesday 31 : Japan - Czech Republic and Canary Islands - Spain. The last day will be Friday, February 2, with the Canary Islands - Czech Republic and Spain - Japan.
>tfw last day already

I wish I could do something like that with the editor in FM tBh. Why won't they let you create nationalities, I'd make a dismembered Spain.

I guess it's historical so they don't want to fuck with it. just seems strange the opponents would be full nations rather than from similar-sized autonomous communities/provinces/etc.

meant to reply to but I'm bad at posting.

they almost certainly don't take their best U19 squads so its a nice chance to experiment for the bigger countries and good experience for the Canarys.

>Japan only just beat Canary Islands 2-1

De geys goming oud of de gloset :DDDDDDD

u like?

8/10 but would include "must get haircut" clause in contract

>Babaria Munich

>5-0
butters pls

>getting btfo in football and tennis
On suicide watch

pls no bully we r little archipielago
we should be facing faroe islands

why didnt you go to the stadium butters?

ffs butters fix your spanish internet

pago youth cut the stream because they didn't want the world to see them get completely smashed by lupe o le soaga

5-0 ft
Spain Japan in 45 mins

different island la

Can't you swim?

Bane?

Will /trb/ survive the Super Bowl?

is 91 a decent score?

94

there will be some shit posting in thread about it which will keep it alive during but once it ends it'll definitely get knocked off by the 300 Brady threads that get created regardless of the outcome.

youtube.com/watch?v=DbPQkYwimqc

hi sergio

Ive just started a new save a Sunderland, how fucked am I?

>managing in bongland
>hard

>The City of City
>Choking the league this hard

I started a fucking 17 year old from my academy upfront because my main striker is playing with a fractured arm and he scored a fucking brace.

This just won me the title.

He also came off the bench to score our 3rd in a 3-0 win in the FA Cup semis.

How is it possible to have 16 first touch and technique but 8 dribbling?

what the fuck is wrong with his face?

lil monkey fella

>that face

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105

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Why doesn't Miles just let us rate the looks of a regen, do some data mining on that, and involve it in the marketability of a player?

You could have more 8/10 players that would be absolute moneymakers like Beckham

>out for 1-3 weeks getting plastic surgery to improve marketability

>Single handedly win your team the league
>Don't even get a medal because you only played 2 games

Can't wait to lose 2-0 in Midlothian.

>tfw they dont want to sell

i dont even know how to respond

>SI

maybe he took a better look at the financial report and realised he misplaced a decimal point before calling you in

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Why are the Scots such sore losers?

they wanted to make you feel at home and decided to play furpuck instead