Defend this, Dromohomos
Defend this, Dromohomos
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Chariot Race is the only non-pleb sport you listed so...
Did you just call Barbarian Battle a pleb sport?
>Being so poor you can only afford one venue for all sports
you have ten seconds to name a SINGLE empire-stalling, revolutionary quasi-religious riot that killed 100,000 people that wasn't caused by Based Chariots
spoiler: you can't
gladiator games are literally Goth-tier and only smooth brained Lombardis watch it
holy shit, i can’t stand that heel from carthage, i hope /ourguy/ Marcus Legionus XIII breaks his spine
Wow, you're really trying to force this lame meme down everyone's throat, aren't you you sad fuck. It's really not remotely that funny. Just saying.
>ywn see a stadium like this
allowing the Bishop of Rome to live was a mistake
>It's another "naval battle" episode
Maximum meme sport
>tfw born too late to see Emperor's Race in Constantinople, born too soon to see the Rally on Mars
Brainlet here, which Roman sport is best to follow for the first time?
Try self-crucifixion
nasty little maori shit
>not even being part of the known world
lmao cuck
Pancratium, the sport that triggered the philosophers for over a thousand years
>babarian battle
>hunting simulator
>slave fighting
>man vs beast
>..
might aswell watch the cripple olypiade
>go to Coliseum
>expect to see some brutal shit
>first three hour staged drama about a clearly exaggerated battle the emperor waged
>then a parade of captured barbarian
>they attempt to feed one of the barbarians to lions but he gives up and there are so many lions on him you can't see shit but they aren't really that hungry so they just kinda play with the corpse
>finally gladiator battle begins
>trumpets and chariots and shit looks like its gonna kick off
>15 minute inaudible speech by some dude
>finally it gets going
>they fight to a draw and hold hands after
>everyone claps
>mfw
Imagine hockey in that one on the right
a sport so Based, that the GOAT Caligula defied his advisors and brought it back to da Games
>inaudible speech
>perfect acoustics designed to make normal speech heard all throughout
Are you an unshaved barbarian, or just deaf?
Top kek
/rome general when?
my man was a fucking provincial, couldn't understand a word
as they say, once a Celt always a Celt
>naval warfare
What?
ROMANI GO HOME
Chariot Races in Roma were held at the Circus Maximus not the Hippodrome.
they filled up the colosseum with water and had ships reenacted battles
its war but on water, boats and shit my dude, how do you not understand that
no wonder the Brits conquered yall so quick, got you shook the day they appeared on the beach
That's because a Circus has a Hippodrome plan, you mongoloid.
>literally ancient greek mma
is there a more based sport?
>season ending decapitation
Fuck this sport.
>tfw to dumb to meme with /his/ fags
Reminder that you are a small baller
Is an chariot an athlete?
CANIS CACA
Good post
Chariots= noble and ideal Republican self rule= Baseball/Cricket
Gladiators= dictatorial rule by fucking provincial shits=Football/Rugby
>"Athletes" just convicts and slaves who last less than 2 weeks
Barbarian Bash is just testosterone for people with big penises
Janny hates these threads and always deletes them
>poorfags can't go bet on the races with fellow citizens
fucking gauls
How much is he making for doing that?
>not hacking each other to death because somebody belongs to the wrong meme colour
How much do the Christians make if they somehow beat the lions?
*blocks your path*
>Green United keep buying more Gauls every year
>It's our year la'
>They get slaughtered again
Rome is blue.
Hippodrome is literally better than the Colosseum in everyway imaginable. The only non-meme at the Colosseum is the gladiator combat, and some of the things in that list (hunting, martyrdom) are better at the amateur level anyway.
So, with all these rumors of lead poisoning what does the future hold for gladiator combat?
Will parents stop enrolling their kids in training?
>Spend talents of imperial silver buying best team
>LMAO see how good we are
Bluecucks are the worst
Is an christian an athlete?
Lead poisoning is a meme.
>Turks take over the corpse of Constantinople
>larp about how 'we rome now'
>they don't start the chariot races back up
You had one job you illiterate pederasts.
>tfw used to go to the games with your patriarch
>never truly enjoyed them because you would have rather been playing sticks with Marcus
>father was slain 15 moons ago in Gaul
>havent been to the games since
>Samnites pay Germanic warrior 45,000 denarii per anum only to get cucked by lesser paid Aetheopian fighting for the Retiarii
kek
No, but the lions that eat them are
>Heavily armored Samnite wrecking shit
>unarmored retairus is his next opponent
>thisgonnabegood.marbefrieze
>bet 2 silver drachmas on the Samnite
>Retairus wins
>the samnite fell for the oldest trick in the book
>caught fucking caught in the net and speared
SAMNITES NEVER AGAIN
thats only because they were quite literally caught with their pants down on the beach
This is a big site so probably quite a bit
>actually dying to subhuman barbarians
your father was a massive failure
>he does it for free
...
>tfw video cameras didn't exist in ancient Roman times so you'll never get to watch Youtube videos of ancient gladiators hacking each other to bits
I have been on a very clean diet (organic, as unwashed as possible, no sacrificed foods etc) for over a decade, starting as a pleb in ludus. When I was in gymnasium I had to live in the servant quarters freshman and sophomore year (school policy) which meant I couldn't cook for myself so I had a meal plan. For the first several months everything was normal, then I started to notice a degradation of my emotional stability. Not long after I noticed my then good friend (now soon to be property) told me that she felt I had started becoming emotional over odd things. This was a big deal for me as I generally am an emotional rock and I have always experienced and expressed less stress and negative emotion than anyone else I knew, I was always the one to rely on in an emergency to keep a level head, now I was borderline crying over inane things. My first thought was to check my diet, so I started reading the ingredients on the food that I was eating in the civic market. I could not believe how much plumbum I had been consuming. They added it to everything. EVERYTHING! It was in the wine and butter, it was in the bread dishes, they even added it to eggs. Eggs! Why do you need to add plumbum to eggs? So I stopped eating polis food as much as I could reasonably manage and my emotions stabilized significantly. I avoid plumbum like the plague now, it is poison for men, and probably women as well who don't need their humors supplemented
watch out for tylus clemus.
he's the future of hippo.
for me, its messius
FC Dacia is pretty good this season, if only those fucking Gepid subhumans would stop fucking with the limes we could field our best XI.
>not hiring Thracians
>Patricians wins another super pot
eatthatpig-cdxlv is gonna kill himself
kek'd
t doesn't matter, because both are haram. We are Roma now.
You can play baseball at a hippodrome, too.
Must have sucked living in ancient Rome with no baseball.
all that easy boipussy tho
>everyone claps
now it all makes sense
They've played hockey in a colosseum before. Was kino.
baseball in a colosseum would be awesome
I miss the polo grounds desu, meme parks were the best
why did those buildings collapse? couldn't they use them for jousting?
This guy gets it.
Was jousting a popular thing in Italy?
dunno what you're taling about but its probably funny because its history hahahah lol thread is 9.5/10 would retweet on my blog thanks mod
>being this soy at home
...
Only if you're a faggot
I would make you unconscious if I ever met you in real life
>you'll never get to visit Constantinople
Greens or blues, Sup Forums? Note that answering incorrectly will see half the city destroyed and tens of thousands of people dead.
>siding with the emperor's boys
>wasting your time with this barbarism
>not enlisting in the legion
>not protecting your fellow roman while expanding the republic's borders
>not collecting a tastey pension and landed estate after retiring
>6th century nascar
Pleb confirmed
NASCAR would be kind of cool if it lead to riots
Gaius Appuleius Diocles was a chariotbabby and he does not deserve his GOAT status