whats elviras best movie?
Whats elviras best movie?
i wantto lick her neck and boob
why
Sexual gratification
That's gay
Where does the smoke come from?
Cigarettes mostly.
BRAAAAAAPP
It's amazing how hot she still is at 65. Looks better than most 30somethings.
>this right after a daddario thread
Keep going.
10/10
Would still mommy any day of the week
It would be the nice thing to do.
dunno but her game was godlike comfy back in the MS-DOS era.
I'd fuck the shit out of her right now and she's 65.
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark you fucking pleb. It's being released at the end of this month in a 4k special edition loaded with extras. Makes for a perfect double bill with Return of the Killer Tomatoes!!!FACT!!! youtu.be
youtu.be
oh my god
Mistress was best, but I also liked Haunted Hills.
I know, Elvira's an actual succubus.
Based Tom Waits got her tits on one of his album covers.
>It's being released at the end of this month in a 4k special edition loaded with extras.
It's gonna be loaded with something else after I get done with it.
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I realize now why I have a preference for pale women with dark hair, eyes, and personality
dat slip
>Tom Waits
all i want is a Godzilla movie to include "Big in Japan" on their official soundtrack
>pink nipples
truly 10/10
who has the porn of this girl?
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How did she never do a porno? It's still not even too late.
She posed for Penthouse, but I guess she made more money hosting midnight b-movies and being one of the rare genuinely funny women.
Too, who wants to risk taking a black cock?
>those trailers
looks comfy as fuck desu senpai
Believe it or not, there is non-interracial porn.
nuh uh
Well, would you rather get fucked in the ass and cum on your face or would you rather make quips at bad horror movies while showing off your cleavage?
Fuck man, I'm a lanklet and I do that for free.
Please don't make me choose.
I'm just trying to fit in.
well...
i'll 'fit in' your boipussi
my favorite kind of nip
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>TFW almost none of her old shows are available anywhere
At least there's always that failed 90s sitcom pilot on Youtube.
Is she going to get money for this one?
I mean I'm going to buy it anyway since I'd have to assume they didn't just crop the VHS version like with the godawful DVD version... But someone needs to give the bitch a fucking check already.
Watching that just made me mad.
It wasn't half bad for a pilot, and it could have been a damn good show.
Instead they just stole half the ideas for fucking Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
I think she did get paid for this German release they said she had some involvement with it.
I forgot I made a folder for her
M O A R
She's the reason I tried to pick up girls at Hot Topic. I never tried a real Goth club though.
My Elvira folder is probably my largest single-subject devoted folder.
Got a lot of random shit in here.
Any good WEBMs?
Goths and emo girls are insane, don't go near them.
The one where she parodies Minxy
Elvira taugh me to be a man. she made my peepee hard would always stay up late for her
They seem so fun and fuckable though.
Friendly reminder that at 65 she is still hot as fuck and I would pay to watch her do gangbang porn
it's steam
from her nether region
They are for a few days, then you have to put up with their shit and if you bail they start stalking you and trying to curse you with wiccan rituals and other bullshit.
fucked one in college and her room was just full of skulls and gory movie props and shit to make it look like a charnel house
I want to rest my head on those amazing tits and have her tell me about the 70's and 80's and awesome bad movies.
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>gangbang
fuck you. i'd love to date her and have consensual loving sex with her
Well there goes my fantasy for a Kylie from Extreme GhostBusters girlfriend fantasy.
the one where's she's a degenerate whore
TFW you will never watch bad movies with her while cuddling and making fun of it then proceed to have romantic sex.
does she actually act degenerate?
i thought her bit was mocking emo goth satanist shits.
Could she possibly be the sexiest woman of all time or close?
>long hair
>great confidence
>exudes sexual energy
>basically perfect tits
>nice ass
>nice legs
>THICC
>no tattoos
>full lips
>trim around the abdomen but not manly 6 pack
>TFW
What did he mean by this?
I wonder if she could get a gig at Netflix after the MSTK3 revival proves to be successful.
She could never appeal to beta/Nu-males into this genre of movies.
Sounds hot desu
The actress has a shitload of nudes here.
horrorunlimited.blogspot.com.au
I made this one a while back
I knew she had a lot of these out there already, but damn.
i can't find that one on imdb, are you sure you're not just youtubeCommentposting?
>i don't act degenerate, i mock degenerate people by acting degenerate xD
fuck off
I hope this is just bait.
They didn't even exist when she started.
She's a dumb valley girl mixed with morticia addams.
She acts slutty but she has high standards.
it's just creepy and unappealing when they're obsessed with death and gore and bleakness, not healthy minded
Are you a 14 year old Mormon or something? kill yourself you naive faggot.
Those titties are appealing even to gay men.
you sound mad, user.
why do big boobies make you mad?
do you have tiny boobies?
Agree.
I'm a total fag and I'm the one with the huge Elvira folder posting this shit:
She's like a drag queen that confuses your parents and gets them to think you just havn't found the right girl yet.
you spin me right round
baby
(right round)
I made another one.. for some reason.. shitty quality source video though.
So is it just me or does it seem that some women's breasts actually get bigger as they get older?
I think they look about the same.
Maybe she figured out how to get better support into her dress?
She doesn't look nearly as good without her costume.
kys faggot
this is actually the hottest pic itt
I want her to tattoo her name on me.
>THICC
umm....
was that intentional?
doubt it
her boobs are pushed up
Going to see her at a horror con in May lads.
Gonna get a selfie with those magnificent jugs then jerk off to it that night
wasn't that a cartoon?
7pbp
After and during pregnancy definitely.
Others will increase/decrease with menstrual cycle
Pull the dress off while someone tapes it
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Elvira has like 3rd degree burns on most of her body. She covers then up using some sort of devil magic.