/nba/ general - Pelicans are SCREWED Edition

BOS:Woj: Greg Monroe to sign with the Celtics
BOS:Marcus Morris (hip) ruled out Friday vs. ATL
BOS:Kyrie Irving (quad) questionable for Friday
ATL:Dennis Schroder (shoulder) a GTD on Friday?
NO:Nikola Mirotic will make Pels debut Saturday
DEN:Jamal Murray drops 33 points in style vs. OKC
DEN:Nikola Jokic posts monster 29/13/14 trip-dub
DEN:Gary Harris hits game-winning 3 at the buzzer
OKC:Paul George's 43 aren't enough in loss to DEN
OKC:Russell Westbrook puts up 20/9/21 in loss
MIN:Karl-Anthony Towns scores 24 with 11 boards
MIN:Jimmy Butler scores 28 points in 40 minutes

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>Sixers knocking Celts out as 8th seed though
How about knocking down some free throws first lmao
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OH NO NO NO NO

>not Monroe

The Warriors were the worst thing to happen to the NBA. True or false?

t. 14 yr old
p.s. i'm not even a gsw fan

Well..look at the NBA ratings and tell me the warriors have been good. We want our athletes to look superhuman, not look like soyboys.

...

So who are the Celtics going to bye bye? Theis or Baynes?

the decision was objectively worse

not by much, though KD didn't throw himself a hype party for it so you might be right

Celtics!

theis will get most of his minutes slashed, monroe will get most minutes with baynes used when foul trouble? i don't fucking know, that's a weird situation
imagine using a pick on this piece of shit

Ladies and Gents, your 2018 Eastern Conference Finals Champions

what do you think Blake was thinking in this moment?
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see you in the finals

they'll somehow engineer a move to land tyreke evans

probably nice to not have an owner who says racist shit

Shart is going to Memphis bruh

See you in the finals Barry

they used up their 8M from gordon to sign monroe

they're not going to move players + picks to afford evans

they used only 5M from the DPE, which can be split

balmer aint racist. you thinking of the last guy. im pretty sure Balmer is on coke too just like Tom Gores here

Warriors-Celtics doesn't have the same historical implications as Lakers-Celtics

A a Celtics fan I would absolutely love to see the Lakers contending. I guess our only hope is for LeBron/PG13/both to go there and lonzo not to bust.

>Amy Schumer 2.0

I hope for Randle's sake the ass is at least fat.

So many gms are not doing their jobs right now. Lebron is retarded if he stays in Cleveland. So many more moves should be flying around right now. So far this year we have had the Bledsoe, Mirotic and Griffen trades. 3 damn trades for the whole league. Are these GMs fucking retarded that they can't work out more than 3 trades over the past 3 months.

Why don't the Bucks have a center
Why don't the Cavs have a center or a PG
Why don't the Celtics have a center
What is Kemba doing on the Hornets
What is Hassan doing in Miami getting 20 minutes a night
Why do the knicks have 4 centers
Why don't the 76ers find a shooter
Why hasn't Houston moved Anderson so they can sign Lebron.
Why haven't the magic had a fire sale

Eat a bag of dicks you over paid front office asshats.

the trade line is still 6 days away you fucking retard relax

>Why don't the Celtics have a center
Are you retarded or you just live under a rock?

>Iso Joe interested in coming to houston

My bad they have Greg "can't even start in Phoenix and Milwaukee" Monroe

Why are the Warriors and Warrior fans so thirsty for LeBron? And what makes those fucks think LeBron would join them?

>cant even start in phoenix
want to know how i know you dont actually watch any games?

No need for Baynes with Monroe on the team anymore.

Starting in in 14 of 30 games is not impressive.

it was because he literally did not want to play

which is why he had multiple DNP-CD. do you really, really think that the goddamn suns have multiple big men who are so much better than monroe that he can't get a single minute during those games

>Moving the goalposts
The guy is a decent center. The Celtics are a Tyreke evans away from raping the East and a Hayward comeback/KD injury away from winning it all.

if the celtics land evans somehow before the 8th it all but assures lebron goes to lakers with PG/warriors, 2018 celtics barring no major injuries are going to be really damn good and the cavs have no one to rely on

Cleveland needs to make multiple trades. At least 1 should have happened by now.

Where is he going /nba/?

warriors

>Sixers finish 8th

Simmons will wash all those players in playoffs mode

The decision was worth it for the Mavs series and then for Lebron returning and winning one for da land. The Warriors are going to win something like 5 titles, so it's worse.

cavs?? it's a fucking mess

who else would trade for an old fart that can shoot and hit everything

jordan, williams, jawun evans to the knicks
kanter, noah, hernangomez and two knicks first round picks to the clippers

holy fuck you're stupid beyond belief

great job, worst post of this thread so far

>knicks have a 78 million dollar man that literally got caught doping,always injured chimps out at his ref and leaves the team for an indefinite amount of time
>can't just outright void his contract over a breach

JUST
U
S
T

Coach*

Trail Blazers or Thunder knock out Warriors this year

Who says no?

bucks

>Ainge gets Monroe for $5 mil shekels
>still has $3 mil shekels
>will get Lou and Tyreke for draft picks

BASED GOAT

Obviously. What are you, 13? Fuck off.

Warriors don't want him, and Warrior fans don't want him.
He'll just slow down "our" offense. Clearing up cap-space for him would just gut down our already shit bench and potentially losing Klay or Green. KD and Curry for sure stays. Only person I see leaving would be Green because Lebron somewhat matches his ball-handling mindset in which he's a facilitator.
Nobody fucking wants him. You just think that because you want to shitpost, fucking newfag

btfo

The Grizz gets the Lakers pick and LA gets its own pick, whatever other 1 round pick the Celtics have

lol

lol

Who else tired of all of these shitty armchair gms here?

Lou is going to the dubs for Nick Young and 2020 2nd round pick

Oh look, it's the unfunny and unoriginal Brazil proxy that literally does nothing but repeat other people's posts and gimmicks and contributes absolutely nothing to human existence. You're literally a blight that drains from others and provides nothing.

Unironically this.

It's gotten beyond annoying.

Fucking this. That guy brings nothing original. It's like he has no brain.

>whitey BTFO

Would the Bucks give us this and a number 1

lol

why would the Magic want those bargain bucket players and the late as fuck first?

the only good brazil poster was the one years ago who was a kingsbro

that guy was fun as fuck with his broken english

I think he said he joined the navy or some shit. That's why he left

This guy is going to fall out of the top 5 and be a steal for somebody

How could you forget the blockbuster Okafor and Stauskas for Trevor Booker trade?

Based brazilarry btfoing /nba/ lmao he just won the thread literally in your head rent free roflcopters

how is someone who's draft stock falls be a sudden steal for someone

are you retarded

I hope he's doing well

i remember him. good kid.

Someone should send Blake this info doc made by BBC to educate the British people on every day life in American cities.

youtube.com/watch?v=kRG7Ryz6feY

He needs a heads up on Detroit before he tries the night life out. Can't do the same shit he did in LA anymore lmao.

youtube.com/watch?v=U4Nhyo-_kec

OK who of you guys did this? lmao

LA is worse than Detroit, stop pushing this retarded narrative.

And Philly is worse than both combined.

>trading Based Baynes
>trading the only big guy who can play defense
Nope

Shart goes to the Clops and reunites with Doc, Clops get their pick back and maybe another Celtics' pick

Grizzlies get their pick back plus a combination of Nader/Larkin/Ojeleye to match Tyreke's salary. If those scrubs aren't enough, send them Rozier

I miss Lonzo guys ;__;

Literally r*ddit tier

If you think this is /nba/ tier then /nba/ is reddit tier too. The last time a YouTube OC was made it was kobe wave.

I suspect he's fake canada and christmas beard poster too

Pure fucking autism

I miss him too, now I can't shit on him for being a no jumpshot bust every day.

As a Bucks fan my answer is no.

this. /nba/ still mad 2 years later lmao

Oh look, he did again.

Same exact image, same exact phrases, same exact stealing of someone else's gimmick.

Same unfunny and unoriginal cunt.

>being this mad
so sad

Because of Jabari's injuries, Bucks fans still hold on to the idea of him as a good player. I hope your front office has no illusions.

>Oh look, he did again.

>Same exact image, same exact phrases, same exact stealing of someone else's gimmick.

>Same unfunny and unoriginal cunt.

>As a Bucks fan

>Oh look, he did again.

>Same exact image, same exact phrases, same exact stealing of someone else's gimmick.

>Same unfunny and unoriginal cunt.

You were right

reminder to just filter the brazilian

We don't know what he is as a player right now and it's kind of silly to just assume he's going to be bad. He was the bucks' second best player when he went down and was part of the whole "the future" thing they were selling to people

>Oh look, he did again.

>Same exact image, same exact phrases, same exact stealing of someone else's gimmick.

>Same unfunny and unoriginal cunt.

>I suspect he's fake canada and christmas beard poster too

tirangled

He has almost 2 full seasons, Jabari's a non-rebounding PF who's below average from 3. What's his ceiling in your view?

Last year he was averaging 33 mpg to get 20, not bad but I'm not convinced that's the new Jabari after only ~20 games.

>get a reply
>nothing here
that's the power of the pb im literally in a god dream all day

Post a Christmas related image one more time

>canada