why do australians do documentary/reality shows so much better?
Why do australians do documentary/reality shows so much better?
Nathan Brooks
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Colton Green
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Evan Gray
Because that's your culture. You've grown up with that format of documentary making.
Isaac Diaz
what's our culture?
Nathan Nguyen
>manlets
Nolan Rogers
In North America he would be dead the second he stepped out of the car
Angel Reed
>bogans
man I don't get why people get angry during police stops. You can just be cool headed and get like 1 ticket but then they get mad and end up getting like 3.
Ian Hernandez
Also holy shit you can get fined 280 dollars for swearing in public when a cop is nearby? What the fuck is happening in Australia?
Samuel James
FREEZE POLICE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
Jacob Russell
I'd assume so. I'm Aus, I've watched way too much American media.
I was shitting bricks when I got pulled over for going a bit too fast. I put the window down and had both hands on the wheel the entire time because I didn't want to spook them or anything. Turns out our police are pretty cool if you don't act like a cunt. Didn't get fined, didn't even get a warning.
Jayden Cook
How is swearing in public a fine in Australia? Isn't that sort of their thing?
Gabriel Martin
dude only getting stopped in the same town everytime lol. dude one of the times is going too slow lol.
Caleb Phillips
>needing to register trailers
I would be pretty pissed too
Nathan Sullivan
I saw a documentary about rural Australian life that was pretty good, I think it was called "mad Max" or something
Camden Clark
Nah. I guess he got the fine for offensive language against a police officer. I thought this kind of law exists in every western country.
Dominic Anderson
>watching police 10-7
>see someone I know
every time
Eli Sullivan
Eli Watson
Sure its fine-able but it's never going to happen. It's just there to stop you being a retard to police
Camden Jackson
>offensive language
love living in this nanny state
Henry Sanchez
Police in this country are shitcunts.
Brayden Carter
They are if you're a degenerate drug user
Jayden Peterson
This.
Go fuck a kangaroo, ausFAILians.
Michael Price
>dogging your mates
>ever
Christian Garcia
My so called mates
Tyler Robinson
>australian cops don't give a fuck
wew
if this was the US he would have been shot 100 times already
James Nelson
Fuckin classic
Thomas Price
because australian police don't have to worry about getting shot or stabbed when they pull someone over. easy to not give a fuck when no one can resist you
Christian Collins
If you've ever been to Sup Forums and have seen australians, this explains it all
Jason Anderson
What the fuck is that he's drinking? Wild Turkey in a can?
Easton Walker
Fuck you cunt we fucking own Sup Forums. You're a guest in our place. Bow down to your AUSgods you pathetic cunt.
Lincoln Sullivan
Nah.
People who join the cops are generally shitcunts who have no other career options in their life. Kind of like those who join the army.
Tyler Powell
>Definitive? Can you defoine that?
Anthony Gutierrez
Fuck off pig.
Matthew Barnes
>He thinks any moron can join the police
Joshua James
the homicide rate halved when the guns were taken
criminals still have guns
Christian Gonzalez
most don't, so cops generally don't have to worry about encountering them
Matthew Bennett
What the fuck is this shit?
Justin James
i've literally only had a run-in with one dickhead cop.. he was just being a fuckwit for no reason (regular RBT booze-bus stop)
Even when i've fucked up ('hooning') they've all been legends
Noah Martinez
We really don't. Not with this one at least. Usually with these shows, they show us the situation, build the climax, and then fucks off to another situation to the half way point and return to the first situation 15 minutes later.
Its how they hook you into watching the show longer, to see the resolution.
Hunter Phillips
>that comfy australian border security show
I used to work night shifts and it came on at 5am, never missed it
Cameron Johnson
>go to america
>get arrested by a tree
Connor Morgan
Still better than the 'Murican equivalent
Liam Peterson
Sounds like a regular Constable on a power trip I guess. Higher ups don't generally do that much because of the repercussions they might incur because politics.
Nathan King
You can't buy pre-mixed drink in whatever shit hole you live in mate?
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Charles Sullivan
Its just a pain in the ass. As soon as they shift the situation to another scenario, I lose all interest in the previous one and end up changing the channel.
Connor Diaz
usually, its the young male constables or the female cops who give you the most trouble
Matthew Howard
The dumbest retard in my social group joined NSW police. Just saying.
Alexander Reed
Can somebody please translate this
These.. people, seem to be speaking in some kind of english patois
James Myers
it's just pre-mixed in a can
burgers don't have that?
Eli Price
>female cops
gg there. VicPol is actively pushing for them because 'muh diversity'. They're even openly saying it amongst the officers when it comes to promotions over men who actually have qualifications and experience.
>NSW
You just solved the mystery there mate.
Julian Parker
what country doesn't have RTD's?
Adrian Robinson
oi bazza all the wazza's have been fair dinkum ding dongs yeah nah
Caleb Jones
Yeh I fucking hate the adhd format. Unwatchable
Xavier Watson
I don't get it. Isn't non-American police basically security guards. Don't brit police not even have guns.
Xavier Bennett
Awesome tatt
Kayden Moore
That tat will make it easy to identify the body after he spins out and smashes into a tree while driving his commodore at 110kmh in a 60 zone
Jace Brooks
This fine gentleman was pulled over by a police officer. The police officer must have been having an awfully bad day because he was a very rude during the the whole thing for no reason.
Even when this fine gentleman has been driving fast with the boys the police have been good guys.
Not hard ya fucking drongo cunt.
Dominic King
Oz police are armed, and won't take shit like the English anti-racist police will
Eli Smith
Let me tell you something about Australian fucking television, we have a fucking show about random fucking breath tests
You know those times you're driving and a police officer gives you that plastic tube to breathe into a whole show about fucking that
It even has a fucking game show style counter in the bottom right doing some RNG countdown style fucking shit god dammit this place
Luis Diaz
all the empty bundy OP cans will soften the blow
James Sanchez
Perhaps there's more to policing than shooting a gun
Leo Ward
so why do australian cops carry them?
Elijah Ward
you tell me
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Luke Rogers
they dont carry them on their person ready to blast anyone that looks at them the wrong way.
Sebastian Mitchell
Something of a extreme last resort.
They cop a lot of fucking shit if they use it in a situation that could be avoidable though.
Luis Bailey
Way more armed police in bongistan these days. All Aussie cops are armed, but they get drowned in paper work if they even un holster them.
I certainly won't trust them to protect me if shit hits the fan, but they'll make for a nice distraction;
>“The officers each fired shots at the offender, he was injured several times,” said a NSW Police spokesman. “Unfortunately, some bystanders were also injured with bullets or fragments. All up we have four people injured.”
> He said three women aged between 60 and 82 years of age had been injured and were all now in a stable condition in hospital along with the knifeman.
Parker Rivera
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This is a good one.
Brayden Peterson
I still remember a situation happened where they absolutely had to use them and they still got shit for it
It was some nutcase wielding a knife outside a McDonalds and they opened fire because she was a rabid animal
>mfw some cunt had the fucking gall to ask why they didn't use hand to hand combat on her on TV
James Howard
>they dont carry them on their person
yes they do. in holsters on their hips. they also curry blunt weapons (batons), offensive spray weapons, and tazers. probably utility knives too
>Something of a extreme last resort.
against what? an unarmed citizenry?
Isaac Hall
>the video of that
so fucking retarded, how do they let people like that become police officers?
Logan Rogers
really? I thought only special cops do and the rest of them have their gun in the boot of their car.
John Johnson
not in australia. i dont know how they do it in uk
Austin Lee
>Some terrorist attack happens
>Aus news doesn't miss a beat in having to mention the LINDT CAFE SIEGE
Gabriel Morgan
>mfw i watch a NZ cop show and they keep assault rifles in the back of their cop cars
Zachary Taylor
do they mention that the hostages were killed by police and not the gunman?
Carson Jackson
I thought those dumb sound effects were just an American thing
Dylan Parker
>some dipshit shot a hostage instead
tip top
Gavin Carter
Fuck off Canada.
Jose Gutierrez
rarely
but yes
Levi Hernandez
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only for them rogue sheep
Luis Baker
Camden Smith
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Leo Ward
dirty junkie.
Jason Brooks
>if you don't like cops you're a junkie
OINK OINK LITTLE PIGGIE
Owen Kelly
>nz police are allowed to kill something with an assault rifle just because it refused them sex
u cunts are fucked
Jackson Powell
Mild storm happens, not much damage or inconvenienve
>WILD WEATHER
Xavier Green
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Nicholas Murphy
>LINDT
>CAFE
>SIEGE
aka every agency that's supposed to protect us proven incompetent.
Jackson Martin
yes
don't americans do this?
James Anderson
Garry the Goat is a fucking Aussie hero
Austin Lee
>HEAVILY armed special operations police spent seven hours laying siege to a Melbourne home, only to find it empty.
Straya cunt
Daniel Wilson
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James White
>implying you couldn't have just tackled it when it was stuck in the corner
Ian Scott
That recent story about the new drug sniffer dog that ran amok at Auckland Airport and had to be shot before it disrupted major flight connections got so many people buttblasted
Brayden Wood
Jesus christ
Ryan Evans
>"Why didn't they just shoot them in the leg!"
Isaiah Wilson
>that bit at the end where he had to pretend to be sad for the sheep for the camera
kek he probably has to shoot stray sheep every weekend callout
Nicholas Ramirez
underrated
Cameron Rogers
i'm a bit partial to videos of people reacting badly to missing flights
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