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who's he on the phone to, and what's he saying?

>catches a fish
>makes the op
>thinks he’s a big man
You’re in for a rude awakening kid

Lyoto Machida vs. Eryk Anders
Valentina Shevchenko vs. Priscila Cachoeira
Michel Prazeres vs. Desmond Green
Timothy Johnson vs. Marcelo Golm
Thiago Santos vs. Anthony Smith
Douglas Silva de Andrade vs. Marlon Vera

that's a normal sized mug brendan just has HUGE hands

Good thread edition. Good picture. Good links. Good information.

i hope this becomes a meme

sorry calendar you lost this one

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Good thread bro

lol

i bet you could get some low level fighters to do an AMA

if Val doesn't absolutely destroy that can, then there will be no point even watching this "card"

Pedrita's not a can

what will travis browne win when he passes stage 4 cte?

This woman hits like a Ford F-650 and swings for the fences if she connect with Valentina's fivehead it could spell trouble for a woman who has been punched in the head thousands of times.

>Gay
>Christian
>Karatefag
>Chad

how'd you get a copy of ufc 220 on vhs?

>steals your girl
>steals your cte
podcast and/or homosexuality when?

*tips fedora*

are you implying the quality is bad? looks fine to me

CTE is caused by small sub-concussive hits

valentina shevchenko has fought to decision literally 55 times in kickboxing/boxing

just imagine the brain damage

plus that MAULING by donkey kong nunes

Are they feedig Dern to a can?

I could heem every here at 30%

~~~THE UFC FIGHT NIGHT 125 CARD HAS CHANGED GET YOUR PICKS IN NOW~~~

Gettin revved already bong?

I think i could submit most of you guys if i get both underhooks in the clinch

A can to Dern*

this is who derp is fighting

69 inch reach and 5'7 at strawweight

hopefully derp cries

genuinely can't tell if you're all memeing

Stipe was terrified there

Name 2 fights you're looking forward to tomorrow /heem/.

literally can't
>inb4 cazzie

Val obviously is a better fighter all around, but Pedrita definitely isn't a can, should be a good fight

For me, it's Polyana.

Anders
Valentina
Prazeres
Golm
Smith
Andrade

So what was the verdict on this? Did edson actually make an intelligent split second choice based on the previous two times or was dariush known to go for a jab-single and they noticed it studying tape beforehand?

Bellator > One > Rizin > UFC

the screen wouldnt be on if he was taking a call

RIZIN>one=UFC>bellator=ACB

No

Machida
Shevchenko
Prazeres
Johnson
Smith
Silva de Andrade

thank you for listing official chad criteria

LW is garbag, this is the top 10
>10: Al Iaquinta
Shit tier fighter
>9: Michael Chiesa
Shit tier fighter
>8: Nate Diaz
DUDE WEED LMAO
>7: Kevin Lee
Fat boy who cant make weight and has no gas tank
>6: Justin Gaethje
Chinlet and a brainlet
>5: Dustin Poirier
Chinlet who got deleted at 145lbs and moved up
>4: Edson Barboza
Just got gadooshed, also a chinlet
>3: Eddie Alvarez
Chinlet
>2: Khabib
Legit beast
>1: Tony Ferguson
Shit tier version of Max

based garbag poster

FW is garbag, this is the top 10
>10: Yair Rodriguez
meme kicker who got godooshed by a manlet
>9: Darren Elkins
Shit tier fighter, literally MUH CTE
>8: Jeremy Stephens
MUH KO POWER, never KOs anyone
>7: Chan Sung Jung
Low key boy
>6: Ricardo Lamas
Chinlet who got gadooshed by an unranked fighter
>5: Cub Swanson
Literally lost to memejitz
>4: Josh Emmett
Fat Manlet who cant even make weight
>3: Brian Ortega
MUH JITZ
>2: Frankie Edgar
Manlet who got gadooshed so bad at LW he moved down
>1: Jose Aldo
Chinlet

Which fighter is in that webm?

why Nate Diaz has fans?

>got gadooshed so bad at LW he moved down

lol

>Low key boy

You're such a weeb

Fw is the best division, but you wouldn't think so because some of the best fighters aren't ranked

ex.
Kattar
Zabit
Volkanovski

do you not rate korean zombie?

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Really a fighter is a faggot for sticking up for themselves from pathetic haters? MMA fans are pathetic

>Korean
>weeb
come on boy

>dude weed lmao
>ebin "i don't give a fuck" attitude
>beat gooby
>is nick's little brother

My favourite fighter.

it's insane how of all people fucking nate diaz was the one that beat conor

>trusting a manlet to co-main

he could have done it again if he had taken it to the ground instead of trying to use his meme volume boxing to inflate his ego

For sure le 13 seconds man is a munster

unfortunately conor took his soul, he's a legend anyways, make no mistake

He's my favourite fighter.

Oh for sure he is my guy

This is what athletes should strive for, EXCELLENCE

>Dodson not even getting show money

Who is your FAVORITE UFC executive?

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Why don't you like him?

where's the valentina dancing webm fine ass at

He was boring once he got to the UFC. no finished bar the first Chad fight

If that overhand right landed white boi would have been dead

Why would you go through a camp and have to pay your coaches to back down at the last second because 4 lbs? Why would you tank your reputation and relationship with the UFC because 4 lbs? I don't get it at all... he doesn't deserve anything

I still found his fights very entertaining.

youtube.com/watch?v=5XDj8qhTm-c

Basically Darren Till is an alpha and you're all a bunch of losers

That's some pretty tough shit, a lot of fighters aren't in a position to say no. Hell, if you're in a tough fight on a low contract you might as well come in as heavy as possible

I traced the lineal McGregor belts boys. The third one was of course won back by Conor over his decision over Nate Diaz

Artemij>numajiri>wada>maeda>Bibiano Fernandez who will challenge Martin Nguyen for the one championship featherweight belt

Duffy>musardo>barnaoui>makachev>martins> Leonardo Santos current ufc lightweight, undefeated in the ufc and holds a ko win over Kevin Lee

>Do you agree with Gooby that "power" in punches is a meme?

He famously said "precision beats power, and timing beats speed", and also in this video he says that accuracy and shot selection is the most important aspect of the KO.

youtu.be/d6TVl_QmMW4?t=2m49s

Personally, I agree that people get too hung up on "power" when a well-placed shot doesn't need much power to knock out your opponent.
Conor isn't really a particularly powerful puncher, but he's still one of the best KO artists.
is Rose a powerful puncher? did that matter against Joanna?

On the other hand, we all heard the endless promotion about Magumbo's power - but does it really matter if you're not precise enough to land your shots consistently?

what are your thoughts?

>this guy
>alpha

streamable.com/l7s9p

I'M GONNA GIT YOUS ALL BACH

I feel like a lot of people could be as fast and accurate as Mcgregor but still not get the ko.

>implying he didn't throw the 2nd fight for that sweet trilogy money

Ever since I started listening to Schaub, I've started to act more like him, from his mannerisms to his genius ability to analyze situations, and let me tell you something amazing. Chickslove me now, there's somehing about telling them that you'll "gadoosh their tight pussy for sure 100%" that just drives them wild. I've also recently made thousands of dollars through business deals and investments that I've been able to negotiate flawlessly thanks to Schaub teaching me his knowledge. I owe all my success to Brendan Schaub

Schaub bless brothers

I'm so frustrated lads, I'm gunna rip my nutsack off and stomp it. The fights better be good tomorrow

Ouch, I hadn't seen that before

You guys are all pretenders, i bet you dont even have a heem collection

>streamable.com/l7s9p
Broken arm and still didn't quit.

I make my own heems for my collection.

I have this.

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First mma WEBM i ever saved, i have gifs from pre webm days of course

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this still looks so fucking fixed. A fist to the side of the head?

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My only mma webm

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Wait did he get so much CTE from Conor and Max that he got a tattoo?

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He got it before his fight with Mario Bigola.

Why do so many "black" fighters in the UFC act so white?

Why didn't Tyron Woodley kneel for the national anthem? Why didn't DC ever show up somewhere in a BLM shirt? Why does Rashad Evans talk like a cracker accountant?

Sick of this fuckin coonery.