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Late night talk edition

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So glad we agreed talking about the championship is okay in this thread

redpill me on Sheffield United. Why are they the good guys and not Wednesday?

poop noodle

Sheffield Wednesday are the Liverpool of the championship

I got my first 80+ mark in university

Wednesday try to market themselves as a huge club equivalent to Tottenham, Man City, Villa, Chelsea, Everton. But actually United edge them on head to head.

*Last

Swansea gonna do well tomorrow

First year?

>Winger Raheem Sterling claims his Manchester City team-mates are being "butchered" by bad tackles. His comments follow those of manager Pep Guardiola, who believes the players need more protection from referees.

bawwwwwwwwwwww

Refs are so ABC these days

The shit teams do it to everyone.

Miss footy in the 70s when a tackle would take your leg clean off but you'd still play the whole 90

Old man please, we are reaching peak footy.

City players used to be able to play the full 90 with a broken neck. Now look at them

>whinging primadonnas
>"peak footy"
Choose 1 and only 1.

>>my players need more protection from referees.
>wahhhhh why don't the refs favour me like when i was at barca and bayern

absolutely pathetic
joke of a manager

As the weeks go by, I become increasingly convinced that Lukaku isn't United material. His hold up play is good but he has the first touch of a dementor. In hindsight, we really shouldve gone all in for Harry Kane. He's your typical United player

I think the other PL clubs secretly revel in the injury crisis of the plastics. Long may it continue, they don't deserve their top spot

Long gone are the days when a defender could scissor kick a striker from behind, stamp on his ankle to break it, pin him down, take down his shorts and violently anally rape him without lube.

It's different game these days it really is.

>violently anally rape him without lube.
Chile tried that the other year

oh nononono everyone should let City players dribble as they please

>when a defender could scissor kick a striker from behind, stamp on his ankle to break it, pin him down, take down his shorts and violently anally rape him without lube.
Is that what's happening to Adam Johnson?

Don't forget about letting them foul any defender they want. It's only fair they get to defend themselves.

This might be a joke post, but the Lukaku purchase was bizarre, they could have had almost anyone.

Maybe it's Woodward falling to the "le proven in the PL" meme, and tbf, Rom was way ahead of Kane in development.

Still hoping Lukaku can make it right, because there's no way we're getting a good striker like Kane for sub 100m these days

it's hilarious they pretend this stamp never happened

Or this for that matter: youtube.com/watch?v=4v0CdBqUmNA

>this somehow resulted in a yellow card

>Keep snapping City players
>Pep will keep buying the best players to replace 6 week injuries

Are the rest of the Prem literally that retarded?

Only the borderline championship sides below 7th.

>insidious pole placing his leg underneath fernandinho's boot
>stamp

pick one

but surely they will run out of money eventually r-right?

n-no one can just keep buying players for 50mil a pop

You people are so disgustingly biased you'll pretend they aren't trying to intentionally injure City players in the hopes of stopping the machine
Should happen to Kane and then suddenly we'll see people care
Pathetic envious twats
Learn to play better football, look at delle Alli

>tf
>tp

>Am*ricans

embarrassing post

citeh are so desperate to seem like victims they have invented a narrative of they players getting hacked
when in reality this happens to every team, but only city are pathetic enough to complain about it

Nice reply, George from Dover
Instead of learning you want success to die because by nature you're miserable lonely people

what crawled up your anus and died

It's the truth. I've lived there. You are very negative people who seem enjoy other's failures. Their happiness on the other hand annoys you.
Germans are unironically far nicer and better people

>Germans are unironically far nicer and better people
Confirmed unable to handle the banter.

That tackle on Sane was hard to watch, to be honest. It seemed like the defender purposely destroyed his leg.

Confirmed to know it's true, but of course uses "muh banter"

For me nothing will beat the Eduardo foul
His career and optimism: gone.

Maybe you`ll get it one day la

2 Irish teenagers, Fuad Sule and Chiedozie Ogbene, left the League of Ireland and signed for English Championship clubs during /trans/.

Haha. Ha. H.
>Niggerians

JUST

>Barnet
>Championship

For me, it's Michael Ofabemi

>Fuad Sule

Has he got a decent engine?

>you now remember Obafemi Martins

Everyone knew that Maureen did that just to piss off Chelshit. Such a small minded man... perfectly fitting for Manure.

liverpool will beat tottenham

Tell me who's gon' save me from myself
When this life is all I know
Tell me who's gon' save me from this hell

>WAH stop trying to tackle us
what a baby

if he doesn't score against Huddersfield at home, he's a certified flop. sorry to say.

dubs confirm

FOOTBALL CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MAD

Today's games (3:00pm KO unless stated):

>Burnley v Manchester City (12:30pm)

>AFC Bournemouth v Stoke City
>Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United
>Leicester City v Swansea City
>Manchester United v Huddersfield Town
>West Bromwich Albion v Southampton

>Arsenal v Everton (5:30pm)

discuss

>>Arsenal v Everton (5:30pm)

big mid table clash

>City win
>Bournemouth win
>Swansea win
>draw
>West Brom win
>Arsenal win

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42888993

>Reality Check: Why is Alexis Sanchez like an orange?
Was there really the need to create this article?

no matter what, United sells.
this is the philosophy sports journalists have to live upon

best news of day

Now if only Sky fucked off as well.

I dont mind Sky because their representatives are much easier to bully, where I can get everything for £40/month

They're two sides of the same shitty coin.

Good, BT is total shit.

sky are slightly better only because when they had champions league, ITV had it as well.
BT Sport are proper twats with champions league

>sign for man utd, they said
>you'll play shite football, but you'll sign shirts for disabled kids everytime you walk out the door

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probably get an acestream for when United draw with Huddersfield.

CL on ITV were the good days.

I completely agree with that. BT claiming the entire thing for itself is wrong.

Now you just get a highlights show shoved to just before midnight.

friendly reminder liverpool will win the CL

>Burnley midfielder Steven Defour is out for the rest of the season because of a knee injury.
>when you don't have to play a waffle

friendly reminder liverpool will come second this season

They will come second out of the 6th and 7th places.

manure may slip out of the four

Form is temporary but class is permanent. If he can't show it this year then he will dominate next year for sure.

>draw
the boys are itching for revenge after spurs, no way this will be merciful

>Form is temporary but class is permanent. If he can't show it this year then he will dominate next year for sure.

no

A player who had scored 30+ goals last year don't magically become shit next year. The futile citeh attempt in the summer derailed his morale

face it he's on the downward slope of his career

Why does he keep reposting it? It's the 5th time already.

Pellegrino

wenger has clearly broke him

Last :(

fuck off yank plastic

Except for Adrian Chiles

>unironically defending these types of tackles

and this jewel

World Class players usually dip in performance by 33-34, not before they're 30. 28/29 is a footballer's prime. That's why our acquisition of Alexis was a gigantic coup

nope but its over for him

The customers are just bitter

---------------------Schmeichel-------------------
Amartey-----Dragovic--Maguire----Chilwell
---------------------Ndidi--Iborra------------------
--------------------------Silva------------------------
----Diabate-------------------------Albrighton---
-------------------------Vardy------------------------

Ladies and gentlemen, your Football Association Challenge Cup 2018 Winners

>Football Association Challenge Cup 2018
wut

That's the full name of the FA Cup.

>Mahrez comes on as sub and scores a last minute winner, destroying Man City's treble

I would laugh pretty loud.

Butthurt that they're telling the truth.

how to achieve this mode

Alexshit is finished, enjoy watching him spring counters for your opponents by giving the ball away with a sloppy pass

You're overlooking the fact that Alexis Sanchez hasn't had a proper preseason since 2013. He's played 50+ games (including internationals) every season since 2011/12. 60+ games in the majority of those seasons.

That kind of physical exertion takes its toll on a player. The best you can hope for is that he gets a good summer off and comes back with an excellent 2018/19. Because I can't see him hitting the same heights beyond then.