I'm going in to Lisboa in summer any protips?

I'm going in to Lisboa in summer any protips?

find the cutest qt3.14 and cuddle him to bed

stay virgin

> in summer
Don't. You are going to melt, Ville.

Slut out as much as possible

buy sunscreen. don't be out in the sun from 11:00 to 17:00.
why are you going to the shittiest place in the peninsula?

He can melt all over me

Because my family is full of normies. We wiill propably get drunk in the hotel and eat pizza.

he wants some lisboa bull inside him

Can you stop it not all we finns are like that.....

be prepared to be targeted by blacks and gypsies who will try to sell you "drugs" and rob you. you will also be able to see half of beijing taking pictures of everything. if you are lucky you might also see the rare portuguese that still dwells in that shithole.
what you get in Lisboa you can get somewhere else in the country cheaper and with less people, it's a tourist trap. if you want to go to the beach go to Alentejo or Algarve, if you want to see old buildings go to the north. I wouldn't pay to cross Europe to visit anything else

we're not atalking about all finns, just about you in particular

as for lisboa, keep an eye for pickpockets and gypcies selling "drugs" (speaking of which, drugs are not legal here, don't risk it).

Why are finns such bad liars

Were just going to get drunk in hotel room.

Don't
Come to the Algarve, I'll show you around

Jesus it all done were going to Lisboa with my family and were going to get drunk in hotel room and then come back home.

dumb faggot cunt
you can do that at home

what's the best finish drink?

alright then
bagassu -> water
binhu berde -> juice
cerbesha -> beer (we have shitty beer only, be advised)
beirion - wuss liquor (kinda nice addition to tea though)
portu - good liquor
gingin huh - more liquor
muscat-el - good stuff, a bit sweet though
favaius - same as above

stay the fuck out of my country

Benis

have fun