Be american

>be american
>get shot
>too poor to pay the medical costs
>now you are a homeless
>it's cold
>you die
LOL

Who cares desu

The anesthesia is the real killer. If I were American I'd just render myself unconscious by bashing my head against the wall.

>ameribills

>pay for the medical costs incurred by a literal Muslamic terrorist who laughed about mowing people down and asked to hang an ISIS flag by his hospital bed
>don't pay for the victims of a mass shooting
cuck af

Don't forget to tip

>get shoot
>tip the shooter

Dat discount should include a gift card to walmart.

>tfw muzzie will never understand that you can just injure everyone instead of killing and it will do much more harm

>Go to the doctor to get your shot
>Leave disappointed

This is the price of freedom. Something you YUROSLIMES MUSLIMS CANT UNDERSTAND god bless :D:D

why is the room so expensive?
even 5* hotels are cheaper

>not having great insurance through a real job

sucks to suck, I was billed 200k a few years ago and the max I have to pay in a year is $1500, rest is covered

now get rid of medicaid tax and I'll be happy

M8, i just did a mri and it was 500 bucks without insurance. That thing is a scam

just wait till the sunny days are over, it will affect you, too one day

>the price of freedom is literally being enslaved by debt, insurance and the medical mafia

it sucks. can't you just fly to india, get what you need done there and save a bunch of money? ):

Can you guys even read adn couny. That bill actually coasts 0 dollar. 290k-170k-120k=0

Why would they not have health insurance? Like the majority of Americans.

Why not privatize the police too?

Boy, it's not like there are fewer hospitals than hotels or something. Or that hospital rooms have more important things in them as well as around the clock monitoring

you will the day it happens to (You) but it will be too late.

this also
the guy in the pic is paying 0$

A private MRI in Italy, so not covered at all, cost an average of 80€ (around $93)

>americans are oblivious to the thing called empathy

I’m always buffled that no Americans haven’t gone for killing doctors or pharma scums who ripping off people by taking their health as hostage.

>paying useless doctors
I rather trust the local vegetable vendor on bullet wound medical procedures.

lol, everything is marked up by x30-100

Is it worth me shedding 50 quid for a prossie for 30mins just for the experience, maybe she will give me kissing tips if I finish early

go away Nigel
this thread isn't about you

okay

Yeah go for it m8

It's the only chance you have at becoming a man at this point; go for it.

it's a celebrity hospital in LA

>amrimath
Real cost is 120k. Initially 290k, special discount of 170k. Tips not included

>french reading comprehension
"Actual discounted Charges pending with insurance"
That means the discounted charges that will be taken care of by the Insurance

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This, anesthesia is like half the cost of going to the dentist.

>anesthesia at the dentist
user..

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

do you think they drill teeth just like that?

Anesthesia puts you to sleep
You DONT get put to sleep at the DENTIST

Have you never gotten oral surgery?

well, I hope you'll never become a dentist

local anesthetic you fuckin nob

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das rite, to get put to sleep you visit the veterinarian

Are you retarded? Anesthesia is any substance that anesthetizes the body in any way.

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WRONG

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Americans proved to not have topical anesthesia, dentist visits just like in the 17th hundreds.

What is Novacaine

>trying to get a "dumb american screencap"

you forgot
>terrorist gets death sentence

JUST

>trying to play the screencap game on easy mode