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>WELL LOOKIE HERE

What the fuck was Genie's problem?

Who are these wienie genies?

The prostitute gypsies always gave my young self a boner

Jasmine being captured by Jaffar gave me a corruption fetish

This.

Because Aghraba was Hell

go on...

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kek

What the fuck was Gaston's problem?

>finds genie
>gets three wishes
>doesnt immediately wish for a 4 way with those 3 Arab sisters
Was Aladin gay?

>is the town stud
>gets depressed about Belle
>doesn't immediately go have a 4 way with those 3 blade bar skanks
Was Gaston gay?

NO...
ONE...

FUCKS like Gaston
no one SUCKS like Gaston
no one takes Lefou's dick in the BUTT like Gaston

He preferred brunettes.

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HE IS GOT THE MONKEYES
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I'd take either of these three whores over jasmine or belle desu

But jasmine and belle at the same time? Wew lad. Although having a six slut orgy beats jasmine and belle at the same time.

>implying Gaston hadn't already ravaged every woman (and probably a few men) in the village including these three skanks and his obsession with Belle had more to do with the thrill of the hunt and wanting what he hasn't had yet.

Jasmine pretending to worship Abu in the market gave me a retarded whore fetish

So, was Scar fucking her?

>be the son of Zeus
>defeat hades
>fall in love with an anorexic whore
>become a full god
>doesn't immediately have an orgy with the thiccc muses
Was Hercules gay?

>implying Gaston wasn't just a buff fedora lord
A true Chad always wins

well, he wasn't an oil-driller, that's for sure.
and while Megara looks like a whore, she actually wasn't.

kek

cocktease. probably thought it was funny after being locked up for so long.

>be a terribly lonely old woodworker
>only friends are puppets
>pray to the wishing star for a real little boy
>10/10 qt blonde fairy enters your room at night
>don't immediately get at that fairy pussy and have her make one of your french can-can girl dancers into a real woman instead of bringing that faggot pinocchio to life

was Gepetto not only gay but a pedophile?

Most definitely. She clearly knows what she is doing.

> MFW Sinba only came back and retrieved the throne to fuck Nala.

he was sleeping

>confirmed for never having seen movie/ retarded and didn't remember, but still posted like a faggot anyway
wew
basically. homeboy gave up a life of luxury and almost died because of pussy

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He probably already finished with them.

Also, Belle is a prize.

>work as a personal servant for a wealthy old dowager
>dowager dies, leaves entire fortune to her four cats
>allows for you to live and work on the estate in luxury as long as you take care of the cats
>concoct elaborate scheme to murder cats instead of just putting some fucking water in their dish every day and ignoring them

100% fine with some random guy in the village lusting after Gaston because it's funny, but why the fuck is he a main character.

Look at this...
Like seducing the crazy inventor's weird daughter.

Heavy risk...
But the prize.

yeah what the fuck was his problem? what a moron.

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Is the Genie creating real people when he does this, or are they illusions?
Because if they are real, then the Genie is a sadistic fuck.

They're extensions of himself. If Aladdin had fucked one of them he'd have been fucking Genie.

>tfw this was a Zionist ploy to create a generation of children who wish to invade Muslim nations and take the capture the women as slaves
Makes the gears turn.