Ask an alcoholic white guy who never held a real job with a liver/stomach the size of a helium tank who has enough...

Ask an alcoholic white guy who never held a real job with a liver/stomach the size of a helium tank who has enough inheritance from his dead parents to live 20+ years fucking SE Asian whores in high-class hotels but chooses to kill himself with booze anything.

Will you send me monies?

do you make asian street meat pornos?

stop running

why booze? Its most boring drug ever, especially if you spend your time intoxicated alone. When i've tried to have a drink alone I always get super frustrated and bored because your mood stays the same while your thinking just speeds up and gets dizzy. Worst intoxicant ever imo

the fuck is the point of this thread
stop posting, cucks

Because i have led such a sheltered life that booze is the only intoxicant i am able to obtain easily.

Alcoholic eh?
Come home m8, come to Ireland before ye die.

You're a pathetic child. I hope you get lynched like those T*rks yesterday.

Do you make the whores look you in the eye when your making sweet love?

Are you afraid of catching some form of dick rot and be an irrelevant festering sore like Charlie Sheen?

I don't have a passport :(

No, i got laid in H.S. but after H.S. i just opted out of society.

my bank account is over $500k liquid assets thanks to my mom but i just sit in my house and drink.

Will you remove kebab?

kys

I can hook you up bro.

>Attention whoring THIS hard

sorry bro, but its not alcohol you are addicted to
its attention
how about you become a tranny, you are clearly a woman in all the ways that count

why not have kids or a dog? we are social creatures you know.

Give me your money

not that much money amigo.

start lifting, study CS, make money, invest, get a gun for keks, fuck wimmin and then marry one, have kids, blah blah

Because you have never had to struggle to survive, you cannot stand to be alone with your thoughts. You need mind altering chemicals so you cannot be alone with your self.

You do not know yourself.

That is why you destroy yourself and have no purpose.

But you can find yourself, if you reach rock bottom and lose everything. Hope you survive when it happens, because it changes you.

Christ I would kill for that kind of money OP

>tfw white guy in Korea forced to put up with gooks and do the English-teaching monkey dance just so I can keep a roof over my head and food in my mouth

Why don't you use that money to study or do something cool? You could spend a whole year getting /fit/ and study whatever the fuck you want.

You could turn yourself into fucking Batman or something even with half a mill if you just applied a little discipline

I'm mad jelly desu famalam

Andrew Anglin, is that you?

he sure is it

Pretend to be Syrian?

I went to Ireland without passport though.

can you email me some booze?

what's your favourite?

do yo uget blasted straight away when you get up? or do you follow teh australian method?

Switch to marijones and live longer.

I'm starting a family soon. Currently trying to knock up my wife. Care to splurge a bit? I'd love for my kids to have an I ground pool. Totally for the kids, homie.

This.

Would u be interested in investing in real estate?

pls tell us whore stories. preferably with pics

This is not enough money to last 20 years, kid--at least not 20 degenerate years.

>with a liver/stomach the size of a helium tank

I don't understand what you're trying to tell me here. What size helium tank? Are you fat? Do you have gout? Chronic gas?

If you want to LIVE off the 500k, put it in a bank account (certified deposit) with a high interest rate. You'll earn about 25k a year for the rest of your life.

Unless the economy tanks and your bank collapses.

Where you live user? Need some company? (No homo)

why dont you do both OP, get drunk AND fuck SE Asian whores, thats what id do with that kinda money (south american whores though, not got dat yellow fever)

can i have some money?

>but chooses to kill himself with booze anything
Why don't you help people?
I mean, it is perfectly okay if you don't want to do anything with your life...
...but at this stage either you enter a real BDSM relationship as a mistress' slave...
...or you simply get involved in various activities that are just for leisure.

I mean, haven't you ever tried to do something like acting, writing poetry, drawing? I mean, booze aside (you can be a drunkard artist), why not give a shot to the community?

Or why not try to do something such as becoming a paramedic, etc.?
Why not opening a bar in Tanzania and become a Tanzanian drunkard of white ancestry?

Why do I hear it so often from Americans.
And anyway why should this be a problem at all?
>doesn't have a Passport
>applies for one

Where is he going to get 5% interest from a bank account? He needs to invest it in index funds if he wants it to last.

He meant 20 years in Thailand.
Assuming he will survive 20 years with shitty healthcare.

Can i borrow 10 grand if i get you drunk one night?

Good point.
You can get up to 4.2% in Australian savings accounts...
...but (surprise!) this is very close to inflation rate... so basically they are just guaranteeing you will catch up with inflation every year. Not a real deal actually.

So of course you want to invest.

Do you think you would have been a better person if your parents didn't leave you shit?

I hope you die.

Yeah keeping wealth in Aussie is fucked. Your shithole has ridiculous inflation and terrible investing options.

Hey OP, if you're still here, I'd like to put your money to work and turn that 500k into a million or more. There's no good reason to have so much liquidity lying around when you could be making more money and have a more luxurious lifestyle and get you on a healthy path.

If magicdubs you welcome me in your life as your new booze friend.
We will stay drunk forever together.

Live your dream user. Spen- I mean invest your monies here in our glorious Islas and acquire all your wants cheaply.

Can I have some of your money then?

Im also drunk right now. at 9am.

I have an excuse though, i don't drink alot.

Why do you just drink all the time you fucking idiot?


why are you not buying a fuck ton of LSD and MDMA and DMT and shrooms and pot? or even ketamine?

there are way better recreational substances than alcohol my friend.

As far as getting a job goes?


Join the military faggo, if you're old enough you can drink beer on based and kill shitskins and you get benefits out the ass. We got plenty of use for alcoholics in the Forces

jesus, i literally would kill people for that kind of money. Im an econ student and have incredible ideas when it comes to business. I could x100 that money in 5 years. I literally sell cocain to earn myself 100k to start something. Banks aint giving out loans. Im a drunk too, but i try doing something with my life. Jesus, just kill yourself REEEEEEE

If you are that rich you could literally pay some scamp to go get weed for you.

Fuck man I have a pretty huge substance abuse problem (In fact I'm pissed at myself because I agreed to go to this seminar with my roommate at 11 AM and cant get drunk / high until NOON today, oh my) but yeah just alcohol alone is sooo shitty.

You need booze + weed bare minimum, the weed makes the nausea go away and makes video games / TV and eating enjoyable, the buzzes compliment eachother. When you are just drinking the sick feelings overtake the good feelings very quickly.

Another good drug if you can get it is mushrooms, holy shit, you can't do them all the time or you will lose touch of reality but mushrooms are like an all day fucking adventure, and a crazy one at that.

Youre a dumb fuck and deserve any shit you get.

Adopt me so I can kill you and inherit your dad's wife's money

>I could x100 that money in 5 years.

get your t*rkish money scamming out of here

>has enough inheritance from his dead parents to live 20+ years fucking SE Asian whores in high-class hotels but chooses to kill himself with booze anything.
>Has only 500k in the bank

shilled

fancy a pint?

can I have some of your moneys plz, thank you

If magic digits (7 or 6) we meet up and you will invest in my project, it's related to early dyagnosis of bone methastasis, I need that money so I can be filthy rich

I'm poor Slav, even a couple thousand bucks is a nice amount of money here. Can you send me some?

Are you from CT?

Just buy Trumpcoin and sell it in November

Then you can buy a mansion and fuck American whores for 20+ years

Me too please

fuck you, im russian.

How old are you OP?

Ask yourself, why do you think you can't do anything good with your money, bringing at least a little joy to people?

When you die, can I have some shekels?