Wtf, Murrica

wtf, Murrica...

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I love it when they have fat rolls over their eyes.

god i wish that was me

didn't even post the best part dude

is this her daughter?

And this is how fetishes are born... This incident will determine his entire life.

Hahahahahaha jajajajajajajaja. Fucking kek man

I mean there are fat people. But how can somebody be so fat that even their forehead has rings?

I guess when you just give up on life. desu I think everyone over like 150 kilos should be euthanized. There's a point where you are not human anymore.

Macaroni salad:
1 cup sugar
1 can sweetened condensed milk

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This is fucking sick, RIP poor kid, his life is now ruined

>tfw she is married
>tfw even she has a bf

>tfw some people get so fucking fat they get chink eyes

Really fat women like that always have some skinny Golem-looking boyfriend.

A future BRRRAAAAAAAAAAP poster in the making.

>woman
>425 pound

it's unthinkable weight for Japanese woman even extremely fat one.

it's somehow hypnotizing to watch her videos

Things are different in America

Makes sense, she looks pretty warm

jesus, how can anyone live like that

This is something I just don't get. I'm a fat fuck and "normal" things like being in public, being around others, being seen, catching my reflection in a building, seeing my shadow, etc. all make me feel anxious, depressed, ashamed and outright disgusted in myself.
How do these fat fucks manage to lead otherwise normal lives? Quite literally the only time I can feel remotely comfortable and with any semblance of security is at night when no one else is around, preferably with food. Food and alcohol are pretty much the only things which have a direct and almost immediate effect, in the right setting, to make me not feel like a fat, disgusting, anxious mess.
Don't these other fat cunts realise just how grotesque and offensive to others they are? No one wants to see or be around someone like that. Have some fucking shame.

WTF, Murrican women are actually quite fit

It's like watching aspic doing aerobics, it's almost hypnotic

it's not real

DMG CTRL

>exploding_knees.jpg
Someone that heavy really shouldn't be an a treadmill. Bikes and elliptical machines are far better suited to providing a cardiovascular experience without having 100+ kilograms of dead weight slamming down on your knees with every step.
Even swimming would be better. Plus, they can stay under longer, only needing to surface once every few hours. The ideal environment for these otherwise beached aquatic heffalumps.

I heard that fat fucks have to exercise in public as punishment for being fat
Is this true? If so I wish we had those laws here
>I'm a fat fuck and "normal" things like being in public, being around others, being seen, catching my reflection in a building, seeing my shadow, etc. all make me feel anxious, depressed, ashamed and outright disgusted in myself.
Start exercising then

>So fat that stepping on a treadmill is a major challenge.

America truly is a special place

just post some more world daily news report articles

maybe some of these too

not true at all. very few people are fat here and there is no reason for such punishment to reduce obesity.

at least they are trying to change

ugly fat ass

>implying they won't go gorge themselves on whole buckets of ice-cream afterwards as a reward for working so hard

I'm pretty sure sunday sport is the british equivalent of the onion.

>feel fat
>so these
>don't feel fat anymore
Ok I have a chubby belly. that's fine I think.

How the fuck do people live like this? At this point the best option would be suicide
I saw it in some shitty clickbait video anyway so I figured it was false, still would be a good law to put in place

Guess who's filming this video? A fetishist who has paid these disgusting blobs to act for a minute like they were actually trying to lose weight. These people are this fat, because they like getting attention from these so called "stuffers" or "feeders".

world daily news report is a satire site like the onion or sunday sport

well aware there are ham planets here, but this never happened

geil

Every time I see shit like this it makes me ashamed of my country, what it used to be and what it is now
BURN THE CALORIES, RACING NOW!

It is porn.

worldnewsdailyreport.com/

I was in US and spent 2 years there. I can tell the reason why Americans are so fat, is not because you guys are lazy but food something very unnatural. I put on my weight at 10kg while I was there. after I came back to Japan, my weight backed to normal.

quite pungent

What they call "bread" over there is called sweet roll here. Their bread contains so much sugar, super disgusting. Everything contains an extreme amount of sugar and fat.
That's why every Murrican who's coming to Germany is confused for a sec when they are trying German bread (an Unesco world heritage, btw).

yeah their sweeties are too sweet and I was nearly vomiting when I first had the one. their sense of taste may be beyond repair already.

Textbook definition of degeneracy desu

their lives have collapsed into being... this.

Honestly I think laziness has a lot to do with it
Yes American food has a large amount of calories, but if you don't eat too much of it and exercise regularly you can stay thin
eggs I smell?

yeah this

england is a very very very fat country too

but when I went to america, the normal foods I would eat in England put on way more weight than it should have in america

sugar is actually as addicting as hard drug and probably other additives too. rest assured, a law which impose prohibition on unhealthy food is a must in order to solve this issue.

The real enemy in fatness is the sodas, and excessive sitting is also a large factor

Looks like an Oblivion character desu.

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Kek, we have one of those too.

youtube.com/watch?v=eIMuhb7eyDg

BRAPPPPP

THE
FUCKING
DELUSION

TALK SHIT GET HIT IN THESE PARTS user

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Improved version coming thru

>an attempt at bantering America ended up becoming a fat people hate thread
>implying she's ever eaten spinach

How did she get such powerful Popeye arms, then?

they dont have normal food
if you want to eat outside only options are low tier fast food and far and few between genuine restaurants with regular dishes
also they tend to eat processed food a lot
also softdrinks

if you cook at home with regular, normal vegetables, carbs and meats and drink water you cant get that fat

What does Sup Forums think about Joey?

This is the hottest scat sex tape I've ever seen 10/10

He's the ur-amerimutt

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shes literally a /fit/ meme tho
knew it was fake when I seen her picture in the article

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hot

>this is how the german mind works

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First time I actually laughed at a Garfield strip

>that face

Americans literally have no shame, they are taught that they are always in the right.

kinda feel bad looking at him, what he does is not funny, just cringe and uncomfortable to watch

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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No words

They still have confidence. Something you will never have.

sticky

Rectum, damn near killed him

don't worry, there are plenty of other subjects we could choose to make fun of you

God it looks like she is barely even clinging to life. I have a pretty fat buddy but how people get THIS fucking bad I will never understand.

>wtf, Murrica...

Why am I not surprised that a scat loving German finds the idea bewildering, that farting in someone's mouth gets you suspended in other countries...

WE MUST PROTECT SUPERIOR AMERICAN WHITE CULTURE

Yep, he's fucked for life.

>Graceful Hikuson

how you only gon give me one lil eggroll

>wh*Tes

>My son's first sexual experience was with his 6th-grade teacher farting inside his mouth

kek, and I thought mine was fucked, but this is too much

USA USA USA

Literally a poo poo pee pee comic, this kid is fucked for life

thats the price of freedom

The brice of breedom :DDDDD

They multiply!!!!!

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>my country, what it used to be
>mussolini
???

>tfw our teachers literally shart in out students' mouths