IT'S HAPPENING SO FAST !!!!

-COUP ATTEMPT IN TURKEY

-ISIS ATTACKS

-BRITAIN LEAVING

-HENRY KISSINGER : WW III IS NEAR AND ISRAEL NEED TO INVADE 7 MIDDLE EAST COUNTRIES

-JAPAN CHANGE ARMY FROM SELF DEFENSE TO NORMAL

-EMUS NUMBER ON RISE

IT'S FUCKING HABBENING !!!!!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
youtube.com/watch?v=w9G6WCsfoow
youtube.com/watch?v=CrXNS9ibu2U
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RĂ©union
youtube.com/watch?v=5VSBy5H4jKQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

PRAISE KEK

What do you mean "Emu's number on the rise"

Whats that?

ASK THE AUSSIES

BTW ZUMA WILL DIE NEXT WEEK

Ask an aussie

if kek is real, this post will be dubs

Yes, we are in constant fear of the avian menace.

There was a new story about Zuma that broke last week. His niece posted a few pictures to facebook of them kissing and she captioned it saying "He is not just a blesser, we are in love and I am grateful for all that he has done for me, much love. Xo xo."

Blesser is zulu slang for sugar daddy basically. She promptly deleted her facebook after the story broke.

I hope the cousin fucker dies.

I googled Emu, its just an ugly bird, like the retarded version of an ostrich , you guys are taking the piss.

>-EMUS NUMBER ON RISE

What do they taste like, I love ostrich meat. Is it similar?

YOU'RE FORGETTING THE RELEASED 28 PAGES OF THE 9/11 REPORT THAT INDICATE SAUDI FUNDING AND INVOLVEMENT IN THE ATTACK

intelligence.house.gov/sites/intelligence.house.gov/files/documents/declasspart4.pdf

I've never eaten it.
Kangaroo is delicious, somewhere between chicken and steak.
Crocodile is really tough, as you would expect. Also stringy.

I have had crocodile.
Kangaroo tale looks tasty when done on a braai.
Would love to try it, cant get none hear though.

Long story short, The AUSSIES declared war on the emus, and somehow managed to loose.

>mfw 2015-2016

should i take a plane to Australia?

Thats got to be fake, Australians are not that retarded.

>EMUS NUMBER ON RISE
no...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
:^)

>EMUS NUMBER ON RISE
BIRDS OF PEACE
DON'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST EMUS

youtube.com/watch?v=w9G6WCsfoow

THE FUCK!

>WW III IS NEAR AND ISRAEL NEED TO INVADE 7 MIDDLE EAST COUNTRIES
nice

post your war theme

youtube.com/watch?v=CrXNS9ibu2U

2016 is turning into a pretty based year.

>HENRY KISSINGER : WW III IS NEAR AND ISRAEL NEED TO INVADE 7 MIDDLE EAST COUNTRIES

I need a source on that bro, STAT

That nigga knows a thing or two

How is it in south africa?

>WW III IS NEAR
god, i fucking hope so. and by "near" i hope people don't mean within the decade.
I WANT MY WORLD WAR AND I WANT IT NOW

It's so funny when Israelis post the happy merchant.

Sauce on Japan?

I have a collection

be careful what you wish for baguette

By the way fun fact, I am learning Mandarin Chinese and in Chinese France is called "Faguo"

Fine

Kek speaks through dubs that denote truths, faggot. He's not your pet to be called for.

True

Does your grandfather ever reminisce on flashbacks about the great emu war?

Kangaroo is nothing like chicken you pleb. Kangaroo is like a dense, leaner beef with incredible iron and protein composition. It's delicious, healthy, and not like chicken at all. I fucking hate you normies who lie about aussie game like that

You forgot tension between China and other south east asia countries rise rapidly. War may happens anytime here.

He's dead.

There's a little two word story for you.

They are currently losing a war against carp.
I don't understand what's up with Aussies declaring war on animals, and fucking losing.

Have another

So many happenings.

This is delicious.

Post 3 August elections should make for interesting times.
The election in itself won't shake the ground, but future happenings resulting from other global happenings will put the elected to test.

What the fug
You are not France

You think I'm afraid of any of you faggots, I eat my own shit boy!

...

Yeah, wtf is Reunion?

They're obviously the Aussie equivalent of the EFF. Well, at least they have similar attitudes are are equally as difficult to kill.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RĂ©union

RELATIVELY UNCOMMON

>EMUS NUMBER ON RISE

lazy colored bums island

World War 3 in 2020. All cities will be nuked. Move to the countryside before then. You Have been warned.

Ooh, so you too you're /island-comfy/ ?

quick get in the bunker!

...

Digits say no nukes.

NEVA FORGET

PRAISE KEK

SOOON WW3 WILL COME TRUE


JEWS WILL LOSE AND ALL MUDSLIMS,NIGGERS & DEGENERATES WILL BE BURNED

R

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>saved
thanks merchant of memes! 1 shekel has been deposited in your Sup Forums gold account

DOUBLE DUBS

HE CONFIRMS

PRAISE KEK

>-EMUS NUMBER ON RISE
soon...

Confirmed.

god fucking dammit belgium if I had to listen to that in a war I'd shoot myself
also
youtube.com/watch?v=5VSBy5H4jKQ

A dream come true!

I know it's double dubs but he's bulgarian, don't trust a bulgarian

And never trust a serb.