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Kucherov edition

hate hokkei
love publix

Business idea: puck made of frozen poo

>marketing to india
we don't need them pls no

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Business idea:hockey but without the glass/netting

Reminder that Ducks fans aren't white

Business idea: Ice girls play the game, NHLers clean up after them

epic, it’s a hockey fan that isn’t white
boo them right?

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t. albortion

Wrong that's a kings fan. Ducks fans barely exist but are in fact white.

shut the fuck up, justin

A riveting thread full of hockey conversation.

>Most National Hockey League cities are sold out

lmao nice lie gary
even back int he 70's s m h

I thought albortions were the racist ones? Like the south here

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Sometimes I sing Gucci gang but I say Kucherov instead
>kucherov kucherov kucherov kucherov kucherov kucherov kucherov kucherov

Keep posting hockey slags please

Fucking kek

>his team hasn’t had 100% attendance since their inception

iktfb

>his team doesnt get atleast 16000 attendance

someone post that pic of a sombrero thrown onto the ice at a ducks game

But the atlanta thrashers had terrible attendance

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upgraded

I said team, not franchise

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Winnipeg Jets literally relocated to Pheonix because it had shit attendance

nah, the canadian dollar went to shit so it was no longer profitable to keep them in the smallest market in the nhl. even now its probably still the smallest market

I want to fuck this girl if you know what I mean

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The Canadian dollar went to shit and they raised the ticket prices so Indians and Farmers couldnt afford it lol

R A R E

even if they sold out every night they would have moved still.
-dollar was shit
-they only money off of ticket sales; the city ownership group of the arena was jewish cunts
-the sightlines in the arena upper bowl was shit, there were literal seats directly behind concrete pillars

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>dollar goes to shit again
>jest have to move asap
>meanwhile coyotes

lmao ducks

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>joint owned by the richest man in canada
>already purchased millions in US currency years ago when it was above par for that very reason

they're still a tiny ass market though. winnipeg has been stuck in the same state for like 40 years

any requests lads

nhl teams dont solely rely on ticket sales for revenue as much anymore. they get a lot more from tv contracts than they did in the 80s/90s.

Do you guys remember when the Devil himself played for the Buffalo Sabres?

cub

Can you put the Sharks logo on this guys shirt?

what do you hear?

what do you say?

He should've been the captain of the New Jersey Devils.

>that rogers contract
cant wait for them to buy out the rest of the league. then it'll be the rogers hockey league and we'll have things like rogers hockey night in canada and the rogers cup finals

you now remember kyle wellwood

sure thing

he was supposed to be the original kessel. where did it all go wrong

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Not really. It's one of the faster growing cities in the country now. It's nothing like it was in the 90's or even the early 2000s.

We /threepeat/ now

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I didn't know Schneider was half-swiss

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AH ROOOOOOOOOOO GAH

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>last ahl season gp80 g38 a49 pts87
>never broke 50pts in the chel
B U S T

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wholesome post

>those tats
>our galaxy
>my disgust

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took me some time
sorry

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10/10

That's way better than I was expecting. Thanks dude

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wow looks like shit
the other user actually did the jersey

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Wow suck my dick and do your own work next time you whiney bitch

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hng

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I’m not even the one who requested it
just pointing out it’s shittiness and wondering why you even posted it after

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where are her nipples?

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Could you shop something with this Calgary Flames horse head?

Maybe put him at his computer wearing a jersey or something, looking pissed because the flames lost (as usual)

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PAY FOR MY ARENA

maybe something like this

Or even better, put the horse head on the flag waving guy

alright, i'll do that, promise

but not in the immediate, a bit busy with work right now

PAY FOR MY ARENA REEEEEE