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willies

Post yours

me at the back on my tippy toes

short haired girls desu

need moustaches to come back into fashion tbhwy

you may just be gay

NEED NEED NEED to start a family

lol

Not feeling well lads, VERY cold tonight as well. Mr Shekelstein is expecting me tomorrow however, I must power through this like a good wagie.

Comedians I love are Russell Howard, Dara O'Briain, Ed Byrne, Jon Richardson and Rhod Gilbert.

who /preston/ here?

cannot even imagine the ridiculous upper class up bringing you'd need to learn classical piano and be named Jasmine Lucilla Elizabeth Jennifer van den Bogaerde. it's obscene

blackcurrant>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>blackberry>>>raspberry>marmalade>>>>>>>>>>>apple>plum>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>strawberry

discuss

Fuck the british army

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>he hasn't grown a mo yet
Bro...

>blackcurrant

delete this.

unfortunately

>uh.. uh... classist!
sara btfo

*drops out of first year history*

y-y-yes master thank you again for allowing me to toil under your watchful eye

strong contender for the worst taste of all time

any halifax man in?

I just took 350mg of codeine, 2mg xanax, 40mg of diazepam and some CBD oil.


(these are all prescribed meds before I get hate)
Will I die like Heath Ledger? I don't feel that sedated

wish I was confident enough to cycle in London.

did she really?

...

what did he mean by this post

coursework overwhelmed her

>I'm going to have to call you off for today's shift

literally what does that even mean?

i think that's the opposite

whats wrong with you lad

actually fuck off, least i made an effort

that the capital centre? not been up there for a while, bit out of the way really.

anyone watchinf bbc news right noe?

any drop out because i couldn't be bothered man in

Caterwauling

Do you mean what mental illness or are you calling me a fiend?
there are prescribed meds lad

proofs??

aye
that waitrose used to be a megabowl

Just moved to England two months ago. The sluttyness-level is off the charts, lads. Madness.
Also I enjoy taking a nasty dump in the gender fluid toilets.

yes lad
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rip open a croissant, put loads of raspberry jam and butter in

pengest thing in existence

wish i saw a landlord

your illnesses

*gets a 2:2*
*gets defensive and insists it's because i was looking out for my mental health*

shut up, Italy

open.spotify.com/track/0tPQPaOKM32WgMSbPCYyRH lads make sure u play this at your parties over the weekend so u can show off when ur friends r like omg what is this and u are like next week top 10 song on the charts meight

nah you'll just sleep for about 10 hours

need to be taking a gram of codeine before you risk death

Naw throw in some nuttela then warm it up for a few seconds

The falklands should be gven back to the argies desu
No need to suck your own dick and waste money on those irrelevant islands because of "muh anglo empire"

My name is Nigel Alec-David [surname] and my parents required me to take piano lessons as a child, mostly studying the work of late classical and early romantic period composers.

Oh say can you see....

>be me
>got a first in STEM despite being certifiably off my rocker and not looking after myself at all

to be fair I do agree with the top tweet
I know some people who are in better unis than me and while they're obviously book smart, they're thick cunts at the same time. No social skills etc

I've never seen a genderfluid toilet

have a first from huddersfield because I'm a professional slacker

...

tfw genius but lazy

love being apart of the landowning class

Do posh scottish accents exist?

not that bad

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literally never had a full English breakfast

considering going to a working class cafe and ordering one

...

can't really be bothered to search twitter/the archive for long as it as a good few months ago but i did find this

>tfw 2.1 masters from a rustler group and only earn 21k

David Tennant

The McMuffin dindu nuffin

Never been to a library or university? That's where I see them on every floor.

get rid of the beans and mushrooms and get some white pudding too

except that the people who live there don't want to be part of argentina

Have never met an intelligent doctor
Not even memeing
Always research what they perscribe etc after the fact and its almost always rubbish

Not for a few years. Out here in the real world they don't exist afaik

Top 5 albums of all time lads:
talk talk - laughing stock
bjork - homogenic
miles davis - bitches brew
japan - tin drum
radiohead - ok computer

what's better lads

1) buy a house now and get a massive mortgage
2) pay rent to mr. shekelberg and hope property prices fall so i can get on the ladder

yes

No shit since only brits live there. The original inhabitants were genocided/expelled by us.

tfw got 2:1 from russel and then masters (merit) from top 20 uni in the world by last Qs rankings and neet for 5 years

thats great but I didn't ask you and don't care

going to ride this bastard tonight

Schizo, aspergers, codeine is for dental pain, borderline personality disorder, depression and anxiety.
All diagnosed by 3 different psychologist.
I've been under their team for four years, had a stay in a mental hospital for 4 months before.
I've been in a mental hospital 4 times in the past two years.
I feel so ashamed and bad for my family to put them through this

i have felt the worse i have ever felt in my life this week. I tried hanging myself last week with a dog leash and my brother found me hangingfrom the leash out in my garden, i was about to lose consciousness.
never putting my family through that feeling again.

also have some massive scars on my arm from suicide attemps if youd like some pics. it was down the street not across it the right way they are nasty. 12 stitches on each scar i could see my vein I nearly bled out and lost conscioussness and now I can't feel anything on some part of my arm. Idiot I am
I've had 2litres of boost energy drink I am wide awake.
and for some reason xanax keeps me awake all night reading makes me motivated as fuck

>tfw first from a rustler group and minimum wagie

HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha ha ha ha ha ha

kid a is better

>No shit since only brits live there. The original inhabitants were genocided/expelled by us.

You need to be extremely conscientious to be a doctor but as far as extremely specialized professionals are I'd think that they aren't particularly intelligent.

>miles davis - bitches brew
>not kind of blue

200+ men died to defend them, not a chance we'll give them back within 100 years of the war

especially to a non-country like argentina

There weren't any original inhabitants

i prefer the way the songs unfold on bitches brew. it's just intense and surreal

lisa needs braces

Come on now, don't pretend to not be cucked in the slightest. All I ever hear Brits talk about is what's racist, sexist chauvinist and what's not. Amnd I don't even live in a multicultural metropolitarian area or anything.

what the fuck why aren't you locked up in a mental hospital

The best fusion album is Head Hunters lad

want to slap her

feel like PURE shit just want him back

there were
It was a thriving Irish colony until the british pushed us off the land

an indian lad at school used to get laughed at because his parents made him work until 9pm every night

he did medicine at cambridge and recently qualified as a surgeon

lol

bit fed up tonight x