Can we talk about Benin without immature memes?

Can we talk about Benin without immature memes?

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>tfw 2 intellingent 2 spam inmature memes

I just know it's apparently a very tribal country where the Voodoo originate.

haha they built mud benises :-DDD

:D

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They were commie, whilst BASED Togo was a USA ally

Their entire air force was destroyed by one (1) golf ball

They had a neat kingdom once, I think something happened to it though.

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I unironically felt angry when I read about what Brits did to the Benin Empire.
I'd never actually given a shit before.

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In the wildest shot ever in the history of golf, Mathieu Boya single-
handedly destroyed a nation's entire air force! According to International
news reports here's what happened. His devastating, wayward slice grounded
the West African republic of Benin-and for that, Boya was thrown in jail.
Benin has no golf course but carrying a few clubs and some old range
balls, he sauntered over to a nearby field adjacent to Benin Air Base and
started swinging away. Boya was by no means a good golfer but dreamt of
being in the sports pages one day. He got his wish but not something he'll
want to remember. Boya's shot was a monumental slice which angled over the
wire fence of the air-base and rocketed high into the air where, it
slammed into a bird. Knocked out of the sky, the crippled bird plunged
earthward toward the runway. Meanwhile, on the runway directly below the
falling bird, a trainer jet with its canopy open was taxiing into position
for takeoff. Just as the pilot was about to close the canopy, the stricken
bird crashed into his helmet. The impact so shocked the pilot that he lost
control of his craft. The jet veered off the runway and as luck would have
it, plowed right into the pride of Benin Air Force-a row of four shiny
Mirage jets. One by one the planes exploded in a thunderous fireball. The
pilot escaped serious injury. The police immediately arrested Boya, threw
him in jail, and charged him with hooliganism. Prosecutors were willing to
work out a plea bargain. They would agree to drop the charges if Boya made
restitution. Being on a meagre salary it would've taken him 145,000 years
to pay it off. Boya chose to stay in jail, with a promise when he got out
he wouldn't play golf again.
A movie couldn't think of something this retarded
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bepis, not bebbci

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Only the country name is well known in Japan because there was a talent from Benin named Zenahon.

It wasn't great, but then not much is.

Haha, benis :DDD

Stop spawning evil people like Stalin, Beriya and Erdogan.