/brit/: sticky icky edition

Loading up a bowl

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want some cake now

don't quite get this leaf gimmick

nice brownie you have there
mind if i take a bit out of it pal

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I don't want your sympathy lad but thanks for the kind words. I'm human trash.
Free government money coming from tax payers money... people that work hard... it's shameful when we could legalise euthanasia for people like me to stop wasting money.
All genetic defunct people should be gassed.

Early symptoms were social withdrawal, apathy, avololition, Hostility or suspiciousness, extreme reaction to criticism
Flat, expressionless gaze
Inability to cry or express joy or inappropriate laughter or crying
Oversleeping or insomnia; forgetful, unable to concentrate
Odd or irrational statements; strange use of words or way of speaking

Than after that came the

delusions, bizarre ideas or fantasies, such as:

Delusions of persecution – Belief that others, often a vague “they,” are out to get you. T(e.g. “Martians are trying to poison me with radioactive particles delivered through my tap water”).

event is believed to have a special and personal meaning. For example, you might believe a billboard or a person on TV is sending a message meant specifically for you.

Delusions of grandeur Belief that you are a famous or important figure, such as Jesus Christ or Napoleon. Alternately, delusions of grandeur may involve the belief that you have unusual powers, such as the ability to fly.

Delusions of control – Belief that your thoughts or actions are being controlled by outside, alien forces. “Someone is planting thoughts in my head”), and thought withdrawal (“The CIA is robbing me of my thoughts”).

Neologisms – Made-up words or phrases that only have meaning to you.

Lack of impulse control
Negative symptoms -

Lack of emotional expression – Inexpressive face, including a flat voice, lack of eye contact, and blank or restricted facial expressions.

Lack of interest or enthusiasm – Problems with motivation; lack of self-care.

Seeming lack of interest in the world – Apparent unawareness of the environment; social withdrawak

Nice damage control Ryan you're dead moose meat
Okay for him to roast me but I can't roast him? nice ryan alt

Here's a little redpill:
Immigration is necessary. Britain would have a dying population like Japan if it weren't for a lot of immigration. We could never support our aging population

Clearing out the old coke binge booze cans from last weekend since I got to go again tomorrow and need space. Tbqh about 10 of them are drunk during the week

ah yes, the leaf

>we need paki housewives cuz we have lots of old people innit
yeah nice try rasheed

Nary a syllable.

t. yair horowitz

>1 second apart
your brain on schizophrenia

The great thing about black hash is you can just eat it. Literally just take a bite out of a bit of it and you'll get really high. Versatile.

>wah you're being unfair

go back to le reddit please

Your brain on a fetish for jailbait. Nonce cunt

500000d chess, you wouldn't understand

Prince Albert is an adonis?

gibi is currently live playing ori and the blind forest

There's so much ignorance in this I don't know where to start.


What does this mean

Ill be at your house tomorrow Ryan.

I'll rap your door this time. I hope you're ready

want a wank but down want the 'ol death grip dick for the weekend

dope if true, fucking hate smoking

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cmon then joe
pussyole

leather it is for tonight

fuck off advertising bot

"brexit was a mistake" - punished nigel

hmm weird you're saying this now even after you lapped the last fight quite fruckin ironic you virgin

>gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight
>going to grab some afternoon delight

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

poo nigger

You can start by boarding the next plane to Pakistan and staying there, Ahmed

wish i was a bot 2bh

reckon schizolad has invented this ryan character in his mind

>the population must grow forever

Yes yes, seems very sustainable. Bet you also support environmental action.

thought they were russian for a bit

Isis has a triple purposs
"Basic nonsense: the fight is over Iran vs Syria pipelines. Assad = Iran pipeline, "Rebels" = Saudi pipeline.

Next level: the fight is about blocking both pipelines. Look up the Leviathan oil field discovery in 2010. Syrian conflict starts shortly thereafter. Offshore deposits are more expensive, so Iran AND Saudi pipelines need to be blocked to make Leviathan field viable. You'd want to drag out the conflict in this scenario (as is happening).

Woke level: The triangulation described above is only a small part of the picture, capable of deceiving smart but uninformed people. Read about ISIS obsession with destroying ancient sites. When you realize that Syria, Iran, and North Korea are some of the only places in the world where ancient sites haven't been covered up / destroyed, then you start seeing that the war machine is really about covering up human history. Mystery Babylon doesn't want people getting exposed to incontrovertible evidence that almost everything they know is a lie, down to basic 101 facts you learned in history class.

Consider the fact that USA can shoot down any missiles Iran/NK would launch. Nuclear programs are of no threat whatsoever. Both of these countries are threats though: they have ancient megalith sites that can be excavated live on TV and blow open Mystery Babylon's lies and create a massive overnight conspiratorial point of view going all the way back to the beginning that would unravel the modern system of control that traces back thousands of years."

then why are so many immigrants on welfare

bring a bat and a camera
i better see some results posted here
he's on some fight club shit for sure

Nah I defo didn't I've been around since 2013 he's opnly been here since redditflags
pic of his face have been leaked and he looks like a virgin

does scotland really exist lads
same

fucking hell

Ryan is an Irish given name.

w h a t s u p
i d o n t g i v e a f u c k

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Do you think all this evidence of gays liking little boys shows they are degenerate fucks? Or do you think it shows they are like other men and prefer younger people?

How much money should one spend PER day at uni given that rent is already paid for?

So far I'm averaging 7 per day but I think I can knock it down to 5.

there is nothing wrong with reaganomics

t. busta

shit lads. only got today, the weekend and then i'm back to toil

what should i spend my last 72 hours of freedom doing?

why not both

lmao

dont fight with weapons won't need them.
I know for fact you can't fight you're on outcast that looks like you got bullied.

chill with the lads and lasses on /brit/

>Reaganomics doesn't work when tried on children with 'candy'
>Socialism doesn't work when tried on dozens of countries with real economies, money, people and jobs involved

Doesn't seem like a hard choice.

already had that planned

but what else? i dont want to squander it doing nothing but sitting on my computer all day

>when "just pretending to be retarded" goes too far

Reckon joe would destroy ryan he has viking DNA in him

babylon prevails

um, listen to a new album? go for a drive? go to a new restaurant idk

They're not. That's white British you're thinking of.

toil mentioned

epic dude
simply epic

you're good person believe it or not.
i've met a lot of schozphrenics, underneath your symptoms you're good and retain your intelligence.
I feel like a cunt to you life gets better, you'll be happy, etc bullshit because it's not true.
i feel like an utter piece of shit encourging you to take drugs, but that's exactly what i do.
personally i'm draining every last drip of happiness from life before I end it.
Codeine still gets you high, right?
isn't that worth living for?
i'll tell you what i live for: cigarettes, vodka and codeine.
so long as those fuckers feel good, i'm all good.
i genuinely feel bad for encourging unhealthy behaviours, but i know what it's like to live with zero purpose.
i used to be a staunch atheist, but now i'm not so sure. there's a place for everyone beyond this reality. just ride this shit out as long as you can. maybe you'll find meaning in this bullshit.

Have a wank and go to sleep.

When you wake up, fix yourself a hearty breakfast, watch some morning television, and have another wank and go back to sleep.

Statistically speaking this post is fictional

The problem with that is a lot of elderly British people retire outside of the country in warm places- 1.5% of your total population lives in Spain. And others move to South Africa (it's really cheap there) and Australia.

So in reality your elderly just dump themselves on other countries.

wow lotta help you are. if you have nothing in mind don't answer, fella. simple as

ate a lot of food today(3 chicken tenders and two pork roasts) but i walked about 6 miles... hopefully i balanced out my calorie intake

Norn AKA White Africa

its actually pretty funny that ryan calls himself a loyalist but has an irish name and mostly likely no scandi or german dna he looks like a native briton

calm down calm down

can't decide whether i hate indecisive people or not lads

don't reckon those other countries pay their pensions or medical bills do they

literally gave you three ideas and you start acting like a passive aggressive dickhead. get fucked mate, maybe next time use something called your brain, you might, y'know, come up with a few ideas of your own

The complaining about reaganomics is retarded anyway since both parties have since Johnson supported the same basic policies of outsourcing and mass immigration to devalue wages, whining that taxes are low is stupid and distracts from the real issues.

Absolute bottom tier gimmick

listening to synthwave

What's wrong with rewriting history? It's probably happened before.

It's fairly well known that immigrants use welfare far less than natural born citizens.

Usually because they don't have access to it, and most immigrants are young and working, which is the demographic that pays into and doesn't use welfare (until they're older).

Right, so basically young British people live on a rainy, Pakistani infested island so grandma can go get serviced by Juan the Andalusian masseuse. It's not a perfect system, but it works.

i was agreeing with you dickhead

listen, "mate". you sound like you're... heh... getting a little worked up. how about a little, i dunno... bubble bath to calm yaself down

WALKING TO LIDL

>what'll it be?

clarkson looks unsettlingly similar to stephen fry

dewsbury mentioned

wonderful isn't it

not really

Yes and about 5% of the population of the Republic of Ireland are native-born Protestants, what's your point?

Provoking a psychotic lad into battering his mate because he thinks you are him: ok from an ethical standpoint?

I heard one of them is a gay cunt

yeah

100%

And I was giving you a (You) as a reward

we wuz slags n sheeit

There should be a new rule that if you conceal literally your entire body, you shouldn't be in a workplace.

It's a simple rule based on the fact that if you're concealing your entire body, you're probably already employed as an assassin.

wanna live in poland to be honest
my 2.1 from sheffield is probably the equivalent of a first from oxford

Thanks a lot appreciate it brother. Hope you hang in there. of course it mate it isn't even that hard to get off. Just need some benzos to get you though withdrawal or look for a thing calle immodium that they sell in stores that stops withdrawals dead in the tracks at 24mg doses. higher doses of it and I mean like 130mg of it feels like oxycontin.
Fuck it drugs are the things keeping me going and most are prescribed.
We all have our crutches no one should judge eachother for them I, happiness is happiness.
Yeah it gets me high with the potentiators I take.
I prefer xanax with pregablin combo than codeine though, miles miles better.
It is indeed.
I'm happy it helps.
You are don't worry, this is the realest talk I've heard in a while. It's nice for a like-minded person to give advice.

I used to ab athiest but I'm a diehard Christian now and it has helped me massively. I've started attending church, some church rehab thing on Monday and Friday and it helps.
take care
Beucase I wasn't born Irish. I was born to Scottish and IRish parents and my Irish genetic come from Highland Scot genetics.