ITT: Characters you want to be like

ITT: Characters you want to be like.

Pic related, Scofield is a genius.

Is this even a question?

>genius
>two bit piece of shit engineer who "outsmarts" literally retarded inbred rednecks and fat desk cucks

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>have diabetes type-1
>thought it was really cool that Scofield had it too
>merely a joke

Another Prison Break character.

Sorry, man.

>he only watched 2 episodes of season 1

wew

R E A L


Nice choice

He outsmarts the fucking illuminati as well.

ON MY ASS, NOT IN MY ASS, YOU FUCKING HOMO

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You know why

>yfw Krantz answered to the Bogdanoffs and they're pissed, hence what happens season 5

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WHO

They arrested Barack?

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The Joker. He's wicked, nihilistic, and has a sense of humor

>Robert Knepper will never play The Joker

LOL, you practically just described me. I can relate to the Joker because after all, we're both twisted fucking psychopaths.

Bronson is pure kino and y'all niggas should watch Martina Cole's The Take with the big guy himself.

>genius
>they get caught every other episode

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He only gets caught twice wtf

I wish he could have filmed the whole series then let me die in his place after watching it. Should I watch War of The Damned since all the based Romans I liked died in Vengeance?

You're a big guy

>you cant deny trips
>but fine get "almost" caught every other episode
>his master plane to escape changes like 10 times
>the entire show is just plot twists & ckuffhangers

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I want to make America for americans.

>the entire show is just plot twists & ckuffhangers

THIS

after season 2 is literally unwatchable

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I watched it all and enjoyed the constant twists, it was very thrilling. To each his own, I suppose.

Also

>implying Mahone's redemption arc wasn't kino

I think i made it to the end of season 2, but after that it was too much, couldn't keep up with all the characters switching sides and the little asian guy way really annonying.

>wanting filler episodes

But user

The Asian guy dies

JUST

Hang in there, user

oh

Uhhhhh I don't know who tf they are senpai...

Don't even need to watch it now, just happy to know that.

this

One is the guy who told Sausgay's brother Itachi to kill his village in Naruto.

>mfw liked Naruto during the chunin exams and Sausgay retrieval arc and now feel nothing but humiliation when I know shit about Naruto

Woody Harrelson in TD, Charlie in Always Sunny, and that black guy in Texas Chainsaw, because they fucked Alex Daddario

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she looks so fucked up, her farts probably don't have any sound by now, just a smelly breeze

T-Bag actually consistently outsmarts Michael up until the very end of the series when he suddenly becomes a retard so they can wrap the show up

>tfw broke out of prison but there's a McDonald's right next door

hmm

Reddit-tier psychopath