Official Chicago Blackhawks @ Calgary Flames Official Thread

9:00 PM CST start. Puck drop to soon follow.


Extreme alcoholism edition.

Canadian Shitposting-spillover sub-edition.

Skeletons claim this thread.

Do you guys use skeletons because your season is over or there is other reason?

I use skeletons because I like them.

I have a feeling Foley is going to just go off at some point

ah ok. what happen to the frogs?

they're still around

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How do I get my big sister to have sex with me?

>tfw the wrong pizzaman delivers

Still around. I am a new lad.

is sean monahan asian or just inuit?

>the blender now applies to call ups from Rockford

What the fuck is up lad?

>Sharp scratched
another top-tier Bowman trade

>kicking it in

Soccer is a Hawks specialty. If only we had shaw for a header prescence in the box

>not kicking it in

saad has never ben that muxh of a hitter why is pat complaining about him? granted he whoukd be doong better than sharp and the midget

Foley is just frustrated
can't say I blame him

fuck calgary

SCHMATLZ!!!!!!!!!

LETS GO

i can't wait till schmaltz is traded in a weird deal that brings an ex-hawk back

the return of Oduya

whos oduya playing for right now?

Please fucking no.

Sens

>jeremy morin

GLASSED

GIVE THEM THE GLASS

hows the weather in chicago? cold as balls here

reminder americans on Sup Forums dont understand what [glass him] means

same

snowing tonight mate
pretty spastic like usual

GIVE HIM THE GLASS

wait it's snowing?

it will be in the morning

fug, I gotta go to subway tomorrow

nigga are tou seriously havong subway cater your owl party?

nah, was going to go there for lunch

Fucling bitch boys

snow makes going to subway more difficult?

there are at least 1000 better sand which shops

gotta walk through it

not within walking distance, and hungover me won't want to spend much effort on getting food
hungover me is pretty lazy

put on some boots

>this is oiterally how jared lost weight
>subway was the closest fast food to his fat ass

well, he lost weight between that and the kid fucking

that and furiously fapping to kids

I want to die

why

wait a fucking moment did pat just say 'patrick seabrook'

that is grandad forgetting his grandchildren tier

>one more month until Eddie can come back (at the earliest)

>Q's suit

>81320833
You feeling okay, lad?

did you not see the insanity of what Q is wearing tonight?

What's wrong with it?

I am playing an RPG game.

it looks like something someone would wear as a prank

Jeff "Bulletproof" Glass

LETS GO mATE

hockey is back on

HINOSTROZA!!!!!!!!!

I am shocked

he lives somewhere near me
i should shit in his mailbox

this is the suit by the way

lets go boys

Whoa.
Looks like a bad tablecloth.

fuck

right in the big fat head

oh no

SCARRRRRR

blackhawks back on top

just got into an arguement with the stupid american family

do you guys put fucking salt on your watermelon?

fucking what

I was eating watermelon and offered some to my nephew and he asked of there was salt already on it. he then got all booty blasted when i laughed uncontrollably at him

this sounds like some weird asian thing
I have never heard of salting a watermelon

Just now checking in, how is everyone feeling so far?

apparently salty

Hello?

shhh

there are certain groups of people who put salt on their fruit

do not approach them

it makes no sense - it would draw the water out of the watermelon

It's upset me. Not the fact that might be okay tasting but the fact that it is 'common'. How the fuck have I lived in several countries met thousands of people and not encountered this on TV, internet, or casual conversation?

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I haven't had a drink tonight and I'm angry.
Am I an alcohol?

Allegedly it brings out more flavor from fruit, but fruit is already really flavorful. It must be something from people who don't have access to good produce.

have you salted your alcohol?

I am a fucking salt right now.

There are people who salt beer. Do not investigate, it will only introduce you to hellish thought processes. My cousin is one.

Remember the good ol days when toews was in the same discussion as crosby?

I am a salty fuck.

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I remember when Toews was in a discussion that didn't include "heading to the penalty box"

I am going to have to forget you posted that.

>think about latina whores
>think about latina whores

why the fuck are they doing the wave during live action?

welcome to the lower tiers of the league - where the refs just want to get the fuck out of there

What is he now? He plays barely at the level of Anisimov

too many concussions