Reminder that Messi plays nice but is actually a little manlet dictator with a Napoleon complex...

Reminder that Messi plays nice but is actually a little manlet dictator with a Napoleon complex. He's cancer for the dressing room.

List of people that Messi sacked from Barcelona and the national team.
>Eto'o
>Ibrahimovic
>Guardiola
>Villa
>Neymar
>Alves
>Riquelme
>Icardi

Based Messias

>Eto'o
>Ibrahimovic
>Guardiola
>Villa
>Neymar
>Alves
All have nice things to say about Messi
>Riquelme
Who cares
>Icardi
Well known cunt; everybody hates him

I never subscribed to this theory, if it's true then how come he doesn't get the NT team going

Because it is basically the same as when you have to be friends with that annoying coworker just to keep your job safe.

You won't do a good job, you will just keep it and hope for the best because you hate being there with that kind of person but you need the money

btw not OP

but then how come barcelona are doing a good job

>how come a team that trains every day is better than a team that plays three or four times a year

fucking Nahuels and their hate boner for Messi

you don't deserve him

It's either Halal weeb kun argentine fag or the leaf proxyposter. Either way he needs to kill himself.

Add Alexis too

but then their opposition would have the same problem so we are back at square one

He really is severely overrated tho.
He is a glorified choker, man. Im sorry you just get blinded by his flashy moves.

messi really is some next level skilled with the ball at his feet like the chicano claims, but for some reason he can't handle the pressure and fucks up in a lot of important moments. which is weird because he is supposed to be autistic and autists lack self awareness

so maybe OP really is right after all and he is a genius evil mastermind but lacks determination

>messi is the napoleon of sports
Based

>forgetting Abidal

>ball curls away
Should've toe poked it lmao. Either that or learn to use his right foot.

He fucked up twice in his career. One penalty with Chelsea, one penalty with Chile.

Meanwhile he scored a Maradona-tier goal in the Champions League semifinals against Real Madrid at el Bernabeu, won 7 leagues to Ronaldo's 2 leagues in the same timeframe, won 3 CL's scoring in 2 finals, carried a literally who team to a World Cup final, then qualified it again for the World Cup, it's the top scorer of el Clasico

He's clutch more often than not

>doesn't want a bunch of undisciplined queers on his team

Oh the humanity!

Before anyone says carrying Argentina around isn't an accomplishment

>none of the guys ever even implied Messi had that attitude

What's stopping them from going public?

He really does deserve a world cup only to shut the retards that hate on him all the time.

Toe poke from there with his body in that position is super hard - most likely just loops up for the keeper to catch. I totally see why he'd trust his left instep there even if it's got a downside.

There is something wrong with the dude though. He's clearly weird as fuck and it's awkward for people to call him on it because they'll always look bad shittalking a more talented player

>There is something wrong with the dude though. He's clearly weird as fuck
>a german of all people saying this
You are a nation of autists and robots.

And they do. Quality of international football is way below club, precisely because of the reasons Argie above described (squad training every day vs squad having few gatherings a year).

Some do. Some are Germany (Bayern) and Spain (Barcelona+Real Madrid)

I just live here mate. Anyway there's a sort of weird divide going on between actual rulebound robots and nervy hipsters busy trying to convince everybody they're not too German to have real feelings.

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>messi is the napoleon of sports
So basically a midget who will try to conquer Russia and get BTFO? So far it fits the narrative.

At this point he doesnt need a WC to prove his greatness as you can see his rival failing with a stacked team and he is gonna win the league with a inferior team