>18 (eighteen) points behind
>drop points against relegation fodder
>Real preparing to sell this old retard
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
oh no no no noooooo
remember all of those threads making fun of messi for "statpadding" against shitty teams? well RONALDO CANT EVEN WIN AGAINST THOSE SAME TEAMS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
*breathes in*
*dabs*
*laughs at ronald*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>carried Zidane to 2 CLs
>get in a slump
>gets scapegoated
Fuck off, retard.
>"get in a slump"
for a whole season LMAO THAT IS A LONG FUCKING SLUMP
Come home, Cristiano.
>implying he wont go to china and spend his time blasting in penalties against 5ft 0 chinaman goalkeepers
just think of how good his stats will be, and no dangerous teams like levante to get in his way
>whole season
dumbass
>arguing semantics because ronald is literally indefensible
Or he could live in LA
>live in depressing commieblock Chinese city
>don't know the language
>get treated like an exotic foreign circus animal to be gawked at
vs
>live in upper class neighborhood in LA, NY, or Miami
>be David Beckham: the Sequel and become instant pop culture sex symbol
>Can actually communicate with locals in English or Spanish
OH NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE BRAH BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this. Penaldo score 0(ZERO) against relegation team
>carried
that was modric
MLS players to move back to Europe and have a successful career: ZERO
CSL players to do the same: BASED PAULINHO
>They call him Penaldo
>Team isn't good enough to even get a penalty
>modric
Memedane literally had 2 A teams at his disposal. He sold one of them last summer because he's fucking retarded.
He will be a superstar in Qatar's league, will live surrounded by gold and young boys. His best days are still to come.
Should've won the baloon door or the FIFA Best honestly
In other news madrid are to give ronaldo a pay increase to match neymars earnings
i expect ronaldos form to magically return when pen touches paper
>He sold one of them last summer because he's fucking retarded.
Like it was his choice. You can't keep players of that calibre on the bench and have everyone be happy.
>all those people who said Ronaldo could play top level football till he's 40
This top picture is for everyone in this thread who talks smack about ronaldo
He's saving himself for WC. He won league and CL, he dreams of eliminating Argentina in WC.
he won't pass the group stage
lol
shitaldo is finnish
Literally laughing out loud at you
Did you watch the game? He wasn't saving shit he was just terrible