/cric/

The euphoria of victory edition.

Based Bash:
Adelaide Strikers 202/2 (20 ov)
Hobart Hurricanes 177/5 (20 ov)

Adelaide Strikers won by 25 runs

boredom ball:
Bangladesh 513 & 305/5 (98 ov)
Sri Lanka 713/9d

Bangladesh lead by 106 runs

Yawn Day International:
South Africa 63/4 (17/50 ov)
India ????

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first for Sune

Australian """"women""""

Shouldn't have eaten that bowl of ice-cream lads.

based fatty

It's all right I'll wank it off.

farkin what time did that game start ?
i got home at 7:30 and that celebrity shit was on

like 4 o'clock m8

You can't lose fat by wanking

you should of told me m8

when does /cric/ die and /afl/ take over?

sorry m8, truth be told last threadcunt put 7pm start and i actually missed the first innings before realising

shant be engaging in the /afl/ threads

its alright m8, i wouldn't have been able to watch it anyway
pretty stupid not putting it on prime time tbqh

Khaya Zondo?

fucking WHO

nahi bhai, tune?

South African cricketer
Not yet lol

>Aiden Markram has played 2 ODIs
>Captain

enjoying No Filter Ashes, comfortably boring.

Viv Richards getting BTFO by mundine

I haven't Khaya Zondo either, what does it taste like?

Real Pringles hours who TF up

>those South African mates you have that claim Australia is fucked for losing ODIs to England and the Proteas are hot shit despite losing to fucking India in the same fashion

Diaspora cricket fans ought to be executed.

show them pic

who the fuck has Saffa mates? genuinely nasty people

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>not even runner up once

>Ay white boy, don't you be forgettin about the most based form of cricket now. Trini boys always be makin the best boundaries, ya know!

What do you say to her, /cric/?

exactly

that her hips are of unrealistic proportions and that griget is dead to me until march

>check score
>110/7
WHAT?

BAN/SL first test drawn. Real high scoring match though. 1500 runs altogether.

nothing,
I'll just stuff my face on that curvy ass

>LE BAYZED ZIMZOMS

>griget is dead to me until march
Bad post.
>stuff my face
Good post.

They're alright right up until you mention sport. They would crawl naked on their belly, across a basketball court of broken glass just to sniff the fart of somebody who once sniffed the fart of a member of one of their mediocre tier """sport teams""".

THE absolute state of south africa. We're going to fucking white wash this upcoming test series kek.

it also begs the question of HOW the fuck did >india lose the test series? Why is indian cricket so shit lads

>117/8

>seth efrika
LMFAO lads

ABD and du Plessis are injured

>tfw t20 cricket will never be this revolutionary again.
youtu.be/VaF9tbsG22o

>8/117

Feeling pretty good about the test series lads.

Because this isn't their test team and even they are mediocre on limited over pitches

>de Pooiers
>du Poosis

>tfw no cricket-loving trini gf

odi and test squads are different

>poopeelia was BTFO by sa 0-5 when they were last there
>India BTFOing sa at their home now
The absolute state of Australia cricket lads

BUMrah

White South Africa was a mistake.

Three muslims Tbh

>bowled out

>bowled out

>118 all out

>lowest score at CENTURION
Kek

>bowled out for 118

Do you even watch cricket, or are you just the leftovers from the Ashes rabble that hasn't left yet?

You are literally seething.

>Pooth Poofrica SEETHING

Absolutely SEETHING

>1 run lower than the score zimbo made
HOWLING

>seth poofrika
KEK

Why are Indians so arrogant, lads? Just would like to put it out there that India has NEVER won a Test series in Australia, even when they played our literal worst team in history they still got BTFO. What's up with that?

Are any of you aware of the fact that both AB De Villiers and Faf Du Plessies are out, or are you just immeasurable brainlets?

Love poos
Hate jews
Simple as that

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Lyon did well during the Ashes but was thrashed for 34 in an over in a T20 game. Smith scored well in tests but flopped in the ODI series. You can't predict tests based on ODI performances. Philander is pretty elite by the way.

>Oi mate you cheated in 2007 m8 ya mum cunt

>Implying you could win Kohli and Rohit wouldn't be there

>2007
Umm sweetie

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youtube.com/watch?v=01L_cQBu_fg

General reminder that New Zealand is a country of Australia, ergo, they're also hated.

India is pretty cool tho

sa sport is dead m8

I'm going to SEA for a few weeks how do I deal with aussies?

>when he starts samefagging
kek

KEK

K E K

OH
FORGIVING WHO YOU ARE
FOR WHAT YOU STAND TO GAIN

Every bowler gets thrashed at some point in a T20 game, literally WHAT does one over have to do with anything? Even the GOATs have been trashed in T20.

>You can't predict tests based on ODI performances
Did you watch the Test series even?

Agreed about Philander by the way.

>racial quotas

>relying on two out of eleven people

Unironic brainlet tactics.

m8 we literally rely on one kek

>mfw a domestic game of T20 was more exciting than this ODI between the best ODI teams in the world at the moment
THE absolute state of this """format"""

To be fair we also rely on one of our bowlers.

LMFAO BTFO

>he didn't believe in the power of the Marsh boys from the beginning

Execute yourself

Cos he performed so well against Morkel coming down the order facing an older ball, he will definitely do well against him with the new ball, right?

Brainlet

Just keep calling them convicts, they get pretty upset over that

LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED EARLY
>INDIA

Brothers Marsh? Heh. Brothers Darsh is more like it. Hahahaha.

The ones that come here are pretty decent for some beers.

I want to know how to identify bogans and tradies.

>Did you watch the Test series even?
All except for the last innings of the final game

based tradie making bank at 18

What are you even trying to say here ?

>tradies
have tans
muscular
elite
wear nice clothes
eat at fresh restaurants
>bogans
pasty
weak looking
might have scurvy
wear new balance
eat street food

you're welcome

>NOT OUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Tradies tend to have money as well whereas bogans are dirt poor and savage.

Do I need to translates my post for you into an Indian-Call-Centre dialect?

Good post lad. Saved and will be posting again the next thread the opportunity arises.

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Sorry if i dont understand ooga boga my friend

pretty sure i covered that in the threads and foods section m8, but if it wasn't clear then yes this is especially true. based tradie making bank at 18

kek

Lmao Subhuman Coloured is seething in his mud hut

>when the poo BTFOs the saffa
This is the best thread in awhile.

everything in india appears to have a brown tint
is this because of some sort of poo-mist?